Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman
met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.

Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple
was driving their
perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed
someone at the side of
the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they
stopped to help.


There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.
Not wanting to
disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the
perfect couple loaded
Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were
driving along
delivering the toys.



Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated
and the perfect couple
and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them
survived the
accident.


Question: Who was the survivor?

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Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only
one who really existed
in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa
Claus and there is no
such thing as a perfect man.



*** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the
joke.
Men keep scrolling.































So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus,
the woman must have
been driving. This explains why there was a car
accident.


Men Keep scrolling















By the way, if you're a woman and you're still
reading,
this illustrates
another point: Women never listen.

 

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

That was really funny. So since we never listen and you guys know it, we don't hear you when you say you wanna get laid; Good luck boyz!!!!!

 

lol girlie whats up with you??

 

Funny *** chit!

 

nothin much, you? i dont know if pavement said anything, but they scheduled me at work this weeknd. the girl that used to do the schedules is my friend and then they have a new admin person doin it so she didn't care. we will do it another time for sure though. and i will definately get a new id!

 

good one

 

Yep, you got me.

 

that explains SOOOOOO much!!!

 

true

































very. true.







































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