you know you've had WILD SEX WHEN:
01-06-2004, 05:03 PM
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you know you've had WILD SEX WHEN:
YOU KNOW YOU'VE HAD WILD SEX WHEN:
the dogs exhausted from just watching you
you've both went down one clothing size
lets hear em:SPLAT: :jerkoff :sixtynine
the dogs exhausted from just watching you
you've both went down one clothing size
lets hear em:SPLAT: :jerkoff :sixtynine
01-06-2004, 05:04 PM
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the camera ran out of tape! 
01-06-2004, 05:11 PM
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when she leaves limpin
01-06-2004, 05:23 PM
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you look around the room and everything looks different cause all the pictures have fallen off the wall.........
01-06-2004, 05:23 PM
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when everyone is complaining about the thudding noises coming from your upstairs bedroom, saying it sounded like mortars were going off (not saying any names)
01-06-2004, 05:24 PM
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when, after six hours, she just wants you to hold her because her nanny is throbbing.....
she becomes 3/10's more irish afterwards.....
the next morning when you go pee your pee goes anywhere but in the toilet
she becomes 3/10's more irish afterwards.....
the next morning when you go pee your pee goes anywhere but in the toilet
01-06-2004, 06:06 PM
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when she suddently develops a lisp
01-06-2004, 07:33 PM
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when you look like you threw down with freddy krueger in the morning
01-06-2004, 10:55 PM
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When you wake up your face feels like a glazed donut!!! Yeah! Thats what I'm talkling about can ya feel me? uh, uh, uh!!!:sixtynine
01-07-2004, 12:23 AM
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when your a guy and your almost gonna scream like a girl from the pain. "EDUB"
01-07-2004, 01:38 AM
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after 3-30 min gos by and she says i cant stop cumming ..
or after the first time you have sex she will ditch her friends to come over
or after the first time you have sex she will ditch her friends to come over
01-07-2004, 01:39 AM
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B-U-T--S-E-X
01-07-2004, 01:54 AM
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When you walk into your roomates room naked to ask for a condom cause you ran out of the box that you just bought...
01-07-2004, 02:17 AM
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when your chapstick looks like a twix
01-07-2004, 07:03 AM
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when your *** cheeks are sore in the morning from pumpin like the energizer bunny
01-07-2004, 07:08 AM
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Originally posted by ROB OUTERMOST
when your a guy and your almost gonna scream like a girl from the pain. "EDUB"
when your a guy and your almost gonna scream like a girl from the pain. "EDUB"
that **** hurt Originally posted by Albgixxer
When you wake up your face feels like a glazed donut!!! Yeah! Thats what I'm talkling about can ya feel me? uh, uh, uh!!!:sixtynine
When you wake up your face feels like a glazed donut!!! Yeah! Thats what I'm talkling about can ya feel me? uh, uh, uh!!!:sixtynine
01-07-2004, 02:02 PM
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she says "are you done yet?" and just lays there till your done...... oh, wait, thats how you know you're GOOD!!!
01-07-2004, 05:32 PM
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Originally posted by J-Hook
when, after six hours, she just wants you to hold her because her nanny is throbbing.....
she becomes 3/10's more irish afterwards.....
the next morning when you go pee your pee goes anywhere but in the toilet
when, after six hours, she just wants you to hold her because her nanny is throbbing.....
she becomes 3/10's more irish afterwards.....
the next morning when you go pee your pee goes anywhere but in the toilet
01-07-2004, 05:37 PM
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When you flat out cant *** anymore!
01-07-2004, 05:54 PM
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you start thinking your name really is "OH GOD"
