jrider

(918): Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than

(514): Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in


(864): I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction

(517): you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds

(502): And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs

jrider

add me

(480): I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows

Bray

whats your name?

Zuki750

Just added you Bray.

jrider

(619): You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.

(805): An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.

(949): just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."

(503): after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.

jrider

justin moore

(865): she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty

jrider

(702): Guy at red light looking at ****. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad

(345): so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
(574): well at least shes not calling you fat anymore

(215): he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles

(757): high people should be assigned attendants

(214): does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
(817): dude, everything can mix, this is college

(818): If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
(323): Sounds like a plan.

Trachito

so did they hook up, get pregnant while still in school, and become the only welfare recipients in your state?

Bray

word, your first name is justin also? i knew you were cool lol

Trachito

wow, thats awesome. ya gotta love how bold women can be nowadays. it'd be cooler if they followed through though.

jrider

word ppl named justin are def.

Bray

i searched justin moore, But i have no idea what you look like lol

jrider

my pic is the same as my avatar on here bro

Bray

J i cant find you lol

jrider

livehardlivefast@hotmail.com is my email dude look it up

Trachito

what a gay *** email. it reminds me of Too Fast, Too Furious

Trachito

i already gave you red, justin, so i can't give you anymore. but i'd give you more for that email address

Bray

Dick. lol

jrider

wow what a ***** i always give him green blox and he always gives me red blox lol i dont get enough rep for that no one loves me i suck again thanx for the love cheeto

jrider

ok i have a pill here at the house called lisinopril that my chick has and dont know what its for anyone know if its any good lol