well not realy but heres the funny bit,( please use a scouse accent for me by ending everything with laaaaaarrrr and a darn sarf accent for nick by ending everything geezer )..

i met nick today to swap my blade for his stunter , after 5 mins checking out both bikes nick says" you want to have a go around the car park to check the bike geeezer" ? i said " nice one laaaaaar" ... so i jumped on the bike with no lid on looked left looked right and road straight into a bunch of branches hanging off a ******* tree !!! i tried to hide my pain with a loud **** !!! and then the blodd began to **** down my face and my cool sexy fonzy exterior was totally fucked !! .... nick says " oooh your bleeding a bit there geezer" , " yes laaaaaar " i said that ******* tree jumped out on me ..... nick then stoppied my blade like a true pro and the deal was done . him with a gleaming 954 blade and me with a now cut to **** and black eye....... welcome to my day laaaaaaars ..

 

Pmsl!

 

i thought you'd like that ed .. my eye is totally fucked

 

pics or it didnt happen

 

lmao sounds like a true straughan deal to come out on top!!! eh bro?!?!?!

 

yeah nightmare geeeeeeeeeeeeeezer!!!!

Don't worry the twig came of or worse in the end cos I spanned off.

Thanks for the swap, I'm gunna take her out for a spin this avo with any luck (after I' ve put my R6 together) Well at least you learnt lesson1 the hard way - always wear you lid

good luck with it mate - like I said take it easy, take some video and gimme a bell if you get bullied by any more tree's

 

will do pal , and thanks for all your advice it has helped alot , took the bike out last night and made a start, so this weekend will be video making . enjoy the blade before you sell it and take it easy

 

Didnt you see it "stick"ing out

If you had your lid on that "wood"nt of hapened.

At least your "branching" out

ha ha ok i'll stop

 

lol, yeah that thing is quick went for a spin this avo and then again this evening lol

 

How you like the 954 nick.

 

to be honest i thought i would get alot more grief than that so that aint bad realy

 

ludo, are you doing the vertical trix machine on the wirral tomorrow ? its advertised that you guys are here ... small world man ,, i will see you there ,, avoiding all trees on the way tho

 

Great mate... It's fast as ****!!! Doesn't stop too well, the discs are warped... other than that the bike is mint though so I aint complaining

It's pretty nice to ride agressive !

probably could do with getting a steering damper for it... (hmmm but I thought my plan was to sell it cos I need the money! Doh.

 

No mate. I've quit the shows now.
6 years of stunt shows up and down the country and now its time to get back to enjoying it again

Plus teaching squids how to wheelie when they dont even know where the clutch is, is not my idea of fun

 

thats what is should be about mate , fun and nowt else . i know where the clutch is i am just trying to get it to co.operate with the throttle !! boooyaaah !! ..