good ****

 

So a red head goes to the doctor and says "I don't know whats wrong with me doc my hole body hurts." So the doctor says "Ok, show me where it hurts." So the red head touches her arm and say "Right here, ouch!" Then she touches her stomach and says "It hurts here too, ouch!" then she touches her leg and says "My leg hurts here doc. Ouch! See doc I hurt all over what is wrong with me." The doc looks at here and says " Your not really a red head are you?" She says " No how did you know?"







"Your finger's broke."

 

Gordon Brown was looking for a lady of the night. He found 3 such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.

To the blonde he said 'I am Prime Minister of England, now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?'. She replied '£200'.

To the brunette he asked the same question. Her reply was £100.

He then asked the redhead. Her reply was 'Mr Prime Minister, if you can get my skirt as high as my taxes, my pants as low as my wages, your dick as hard as the times we are living in and keep it rising like the price of petrol, keep me warmer than it is in my flat and screw me the way you have the pensioners, then it won't cost you a ******* penny'.