stole this tread
09-26-2006 | 10:31 AM
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stole this tread
ripped thThis is sooo funny!!
Beer vs. Vagina
1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER
2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA
3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER
4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA
5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.
6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA
8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA
9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER
10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun.
One point to VAGINA
12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA
13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
One point to BEER
14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER
15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down.
One point to BEER
16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc... with vagina you also have a choice, white, black, asian, hispanic, and eskimo...
Call it a DRAW
17. You always know how much beer is going to cost
One point to BEER
18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you
drink it
One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 9
That's it! The matter is settled, the unfortunate yet tasty winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them.
An extra point for BEERis thread . but its so true
Beer vs. Vagina
1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER
2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA
3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER
4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA
5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.
6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA
8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA
9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER
10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun.
One point to VAGINA
12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA
13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
One point to BEER
14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER
15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down.
One point to BEER
16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc... with vagina you also have a choice, white, black, asian, hispanic, and eskimo...
Call it a DRAW
17. You always know how much beer is going to cost
One point to BEER
18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you
drink it
One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 9
That's it! The matter is settled, the unfortunate yet tasty winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them.
An extra point for BEERis thread . but its so true
09-26-2006 | 10:50 AM
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Re: stole this tread
Originally Posted by BIG MARK RUFFNECK
ripped thThis is sooo funny!!
Beer vs. Vagina
1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER
2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA
3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER
4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA
5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.
6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA
8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA
9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER
10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun.
One point to VAGINA
12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA
13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
One point to BEER
14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER
15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down.
One point to BEER
16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc... with vagina you also have a choice, white, black, asian, hispanic, and eskimo...
Call it a DRAW
17. You always know how much beer is going to cost
One point to BEER
18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you
drink it
One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 9
That's it! The matter is settled, the unfortunate yet tasty winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them.
An extra point for BEERis thread . but its so true
Beer vs. Vagina
1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER
2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA
3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER
4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA
5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.
6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA
8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA
9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER
10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun.
One point to VAGINA
12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA
13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
One point to BEER
14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER
15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down.
One point to BEER
16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc... with vagina you also have a choice, white, black, asian, hispanic, and eskimo...
Call it a DRAW
17. You always know how much beer is going to cost
One point to BEER
18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you
drink it
One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 9
That's it! The matter is settled, the unfortunate yet tasty winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them.
An extra point for BEERis thread . but its so true
....hahaha...that was pretty funny!
09-26-2006 | 11:57 AM
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Re: stole this tread
Originally Posted by PORRA
Good 1 Mark-still close though
And no matter what ya ol say, that would never b the choice
And no matter what ya ol say, that would never b the choice
very good mark but i have to agree with Porra if it came down to it you lot wouldnt be chosing the Beer would you ???
09-26-2006 | 05:49 PM
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Re: stole this tread
Another point for Beer.
You can drink half then go back later to finish it off when you feel like it.:YEAH
But to be fair Lisa and Nikki are both right. I would quite willingly give up Beer but Vagina
You can drink half then go back later to finish it off when you feel like it.:YEAH
But to be fair Lisa and Nikki are both right. I would quite willingly give up Beer but Vagina
09-27-2006 | 03:46 AM
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Re: stole this tread
Y would u want half now and half later, even if it was a beer?
In both cases, just have 1 now and 1 again later
Beer could never be on the same level of proven satisfaction AND with beer, no matter how much u give, it remains the same, whereas ...... u get sumthing back 4 what u give, the levels of satisfaction r different.
AND!!! There is only 1 way 2 have a beer and 2 hold a beer and 1 position 2 drink a beer.
I think ive said enough 2 push the limelight off beer:YEAH
In both cases, just have 1 now and 1 again later
Beer could never be on the same level of proven satisfaction AND with beer, no matter how much u give, it remains the same, whereas ...... u get sumthing back 4 what u give, the levels of satisfaction r different.
AND!!! There is only 1 way 2 have a beer and 2 hold a beer and 1 position 2 drink a beer.
I think ive said enough 2 push the limelight off beer:YEAH
09-27-2006 | 03:50 AM
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Re: stole this tread
HUUHHHHH!!!
Another 1, 2 much beer gives u a hang over, makes u say and do things and waste money,
on the other hand, 2 much is never enough AND its like going 2 the gym, the only muscles beer will work compared r....
Another 1, 2 much beer gives u a hang over, makes u say and do things and waste money,
on the other hand, 2 much is never enough AND its like going 2 the gym, the only muscles beer will work compared r....
09-27-2006 | 05:36 AM
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Re: stole this tread
Originally Posted by PORRA
HUUHHHHH!!!
Another 1, 2 much beer gives u a hang over, makes u say and do things and waste money,
on the other hand, 2 much is never enough AND its like going 2 the gym, the only muscles beer will work compared r....
Another 1, 2 much beer gives u a hang over, makes u say and do things and waste money,
on the other hand, 2 much is never enough AND its like going 2 the gym, the only muscles beer will work compared r....
Also 2 much beer makes you sick, and also 2 much beer gives you those horrible beer goggles that you always regret in the morning Do i need to say anymore
09-27-2006 | 06:56 AM
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Re: stole this tread
Theres also the problem of beer having 2 be cold and beer makes u fat if u drink 2 much, beer belly
U can only learn so much about the pleasures of beer, no fun in that
When u have a hangover, more beer will put u off food, whereas the competition will build ur appetite.
Beer will also weaken ur immune system wheen ur sick or give u more of a headache, whereas a good dose will cure pain and flu etc
Ooh, any objections? Could we have a new winner?
Ha ha ha, so what did u do at work 2day Nikki and Lisa?
aww, i dont know-chatted about the pros and cons of beer and vagina
U can only learn so much about the pleasures of beer, no fun in that
When u have a hangover, more beer will put u off food, whereas the competition will build ur appetite.
Beer will also weaken ur immune system wheen ur sick or give u more of a headache, whereas a good dose will cure pain and flu etc
Ooh, any objections? Could we have a new winner?
Ha ha ha, so what did u do at work 2day Nikki and Lisa?
aww, i dont know-chatted about the pros and cons of beer and vagina
09-27-2006 | 07:37 AM
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Re: stole this tread
Originally Posted by PORRA
Theres also the problem of beer having 2 be cold and beer makes u fat if u drink 2 much, beer belly
U can only learn so much about the pleasures of beer, no fun in that
When u have a hangover, more beer will put u off food, whereas the competition will build ur appetite.
Beer will also weaken ur immune system wheen ur sick or give u more of a headache, whereas a good dose will cure pain and flu etc
Ooh, any objections? Could we have a new winner?
Ha ha ha, so what did u do at work 2day Nikki and Lisa?
aww, i dont know-chatted about the pros and cons of beer and vagina
U can only learn so much about the pleasures of beer, no fun in that
When u have a hangover, more beer will put u off food, whereas the competition will build ur appetite.
Beer will also weaken ur immune system wheen ur sick or give u more of a headache, whereas a good dose will cure pain and flu etc
Ooh, any objections? Could we have a new winner?
Ha ha ha, so what did u do at work 2day Nikki and Lisa?
aww, i dont know-chatted about the pros and cons of beer and vagina
I THINK WE HAVE A NEW WINNER :YEAH
ALSO BEER CONTAINS LOADS OF CALLORIES IF YOU READ THE WEBSITE BELOW YOU CAN FIND OUT HOW MANY CALLORIES YOU ACTUALLY BURN WHILE ENJOYING THE OTHER http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/csex.htm
mmmmm i think me and nikki really do have to much time on our hands while at work
09-27-2006 | 09:09 AM
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Re: stole this tread
Yip, and that was while i was working, now i have none left 2 do
Nice 1 Button, so 4 the most calories, in a plane or a phone booth, loads of noise, perspiring, with a fake orgy-8 of them, trying 2 explain when getting caught
Suppose i cant b so greedy in wanting 2 burn calories then, no fakes
Nice 1 Button, so 4 the most calories, in a plane or a phone booth, loads of noise, perspiring, with a fake orgy-8 of them, trying 2 explain when getting caught
Suppose i cant b so greedy in wanting 2 burn calories then, no fakes
09-27-2006 | 03:51 PM
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Re: stole this tread
Originally Posted by ryant
if you open your eyes you will see that there is alot of women out there not just the two or three on stuntlife uk
well maybe not me
09-27-2006 | 04:15 PM
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Re: stole this tread
Originally Posted by skillar85
errrrrrr lee i got summin 2 tell ya....LOL!!!!!!!!!
