it was the week b/4 christmas
12-20-2005, 08:01 AM
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it was the week b/4 christmas
and all over the site
no one was around
seemyz was not even
to be found
Tiller was home
putting screws in his tires
Stevie was around
most likley starting fires
Austin was pimping the ho's
nothing new there
and I was at home
drinking a beer....
Drew is in NY
what a strange site
a gay guy in NY?
that's just not right.
Phear was at the out
buying more toys
hey, it's better then him hanging out at churchs
bothering the little boys.
If you hae a quad
and rock out w/ sick tricks
Just keep a look out for the JT crew
in 06........
no one was around
seemyz was not even
to be found
Tiller was home
putting screws in his tires
Stevie was around
most likley starting fires
Austin was pimping the ho's
nothing new there
and I was at home
drinking a beer....
Drew is in NY
what a strange site
a gay guy in NY?
that's just not right.
Phear was at the out
buying more toys
hey, it's better then him hanging out at churchs
bothering the little boys.
If you hae a quad
and rock out w/ sick tricks
Just keep a look out for the JT crew
in 06........
12-20-2005, 12:05 PM
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Re: it was the week b/4 christmas
One thing you forgot in your little poem
The man... Kutzr has not been sitting at home
After many expensive trips to the store
Kutzr and his crew had to lay off some ******
But instead of pimping we got some cold kutter ice screws
so come this winter HGR's gonna tare **** up with the JT crew
Ohhh look at that there I just whoolied past you
so look for us soon we too will be out on the loose
and who knows maybe gusgreenwall will change his name to Dr. Sues
The man... Kutzr has not been sitting at home
After many expensive trips to the store
Kutzr and his crew had to lay off some ******
But instead of pimping we got some cold kutter ice screws
so come this winter HGR's gonna tare **** up with the JT crew
Ohhh look at that there I just whoolied past you
so look for us soon we too will be out on the loose
and who knows maybe gusgreenwall will change his name to Dr. Sues
12-20-2005, 01:17 PM
#6
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Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 2,484
Re: it was the week b/4 christmas
how about this one
Twas the night before christmas and out on in the road
There was a deep rumble as the windows started to explode
It continued on with deep clutters and clatters
So i rose to the door to see what was the matter
And out on the pavement flew a bright flash of red
I thought to myself... just go back to bed
but back it came going twice as fast
so i stood up quick as I watched it fly past
What is that... it looks like a quad shiting gears
doing a wheelie... then it started to steer
and closer it grew as I stared at the sight
and then it was gone in bright flash of white
This isn't the end it's just getting good
cause down through my chimney fell santa's red hood
I walked a little closer to see whats going on
and down fell a fourwheeler it hit like a bomb
Awsome just what i wanted this cristmas is grand
then santa fell down with a beer in his hand
I looked at him and said thanks santa thats cool
He looked right back and said damn stunting fools
all of your toys are to big for my sack
and there's no way in hell that I was going to carry that on my back
okay okay i get it thats enought ryming out of me
Happy holidays
Twas the night before christmas and out on in the road
There was a deep rumble as the windows started to explode
It continued on with deep clutters and clatters
So i rose to the door to see what was the matter
And out on the pavement flew a bright flash of red
I thought to myself... just go back to bed
but back it came going twice as fast
so i stood up quick as I watched it fly past
What is that... it looks like a quad shiting gears
doing a wheelie... then it started to steer
and closer it grew as I stared at the sight
and then it was gone in bright flash of white
This isn't the end it's just getting good
cause down through my chimney fell santa's red hood
I walked a little closer to see whats going on
and down fell a fourwheeler it hit like a bomb
Awsome just what i wanted this cristmas is grand
then santa fell down with a beer in his hand
I looked at him and said thanks santa thats cool
He looked right back and said damn stunting fools
all of your toys are to big for my sack
and there's no way in hell that I was going to carry that on my back
okay okay i get it thats enought ryming out of me
Happy holidays
12-20-2005, 01:27 PM
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Re: it was the week b/4 christmas
Why don't you get a life
gu gu gus green wall
quit makin up gay *** songs
gu gus green wall
jus kiddin gus... that was pretty pimp... i figured fo' sho' you were gonna say sumtin about my tire chain idea... lol... looks like i lived that one down.....
Twas the week before chistmas, and all thru R.O.C.
All the machines were runnin, cept fo' barrys jetski
That was hung inside the shed with care,
so Punn and barrys quads would both fit in there
The quads were nestled all snug in the shed,
while visions of new stunts danced in my head.
And Wifie in her boy shorts, and I in my nuthin,
had just went to bed after several hours of fockin.
When out in my shed there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a nun,
tore open the shutter, and scoffed up my gun.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
gave the lustre of midday to objects below,
when, what to my wondering eyes should I see,
but a quad thiefing punk, stealing my Z
Pushing with both hands, the road getting near
I knew in a moment he left it in gear
Puffing like a cigarette, pushing with all his might,
I laughed for a second, at this hilarious sight
"C'mon u som'a'bith
Im pushin with all my might
If you dont roll easy soon,
I may be here all night!
My trucks down the road
The bed is not very tall
I would start you and drive you
But that would awake all!"
He was dressed all in black, from his head to his foot,
and his clothes were all tarnished with oil and soot.
A bundle of tools he had flung out of fear,
and he looked like a retard pushing it in gear.
His eyes--how they darted! He was scared, i reckoned!
I knew from his looks, I could kick his *** in a second!
But rather than beat him up in the snow,
I figured my stainless I would flash him, my gun i would show.
He spoke not a word, but pissed in his pants,
And stood there just shaking, in an awquard stance.
He sprang for his truck, to this I just ****ed it,
gave out a shout "if i were you, i would stop it."
I think I heard him say as I shot him in the back,
"I coulda got 20 bucks for that, and bought some more crack!"
Merry Christmas, ho ho ho! lol
gu gu gus green wall
quit makin up gay *** songs
gu gus green wall
jus kiddin gus... that was pretty pimp... i figured fo' sho' you were gonna say sumtin about my tire chain idea... lol... looks like i lived that one down.....
Twas the week before chistmas, and all thru R.O.C.
All the machines were runnin, cept fo' barrys jetski
That was hung inside the shed with care,
so Punn and barrys quads would both fit in there
The quads were nestled all snug in the shed,
while visions of new stunts danced in my head.
And Wifie in her boy shorts, and I in my nuthin,
had just went to bed after several hours of fockin.
When out in my shed there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a nun,
tore open the shutter, and scoffed up my gun.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
gave the lustre of midday to objects below,
when, what to my wondering eyes should I see,
but a quad thiefing punk, stealing my Z
Pushing with both hands, the road getting near
I knew in a moment he left it in gear
Puffing like a cigarette, pushing with all his might,
I laughed for a second, at this hilarious sight
"C'mon u som'a'bith
Im pushin with all my might
If you dont roll easy soon,
I may be here all night!
My trucks down the road
The bed is not very tall
I would start you and drive you
But that would awake all!"
He was dressed all in black, from his head to his foot,
and his clothes were all tarnished with oil and soot.
A bundle of tools he had flung out of fear,
and he looked like a retard pushing it in gear.
His eyes--how they darted! He was scared, i reckoned!
I knew from his looks, I could kick his *** in a second!
But rather than beat him up in the snow,
I figured my stainless I would flash him, my gun i would show.
He spoke not a word, but pissed in his pants,
And stood there just shaking, in an awquard stance.
He sprang for his truck, to this I just ****ed it,
gave out a shout "if i were you, i would stop it."
I think I heard him say as I shot him in the back,
"I coulda got 20 bucks for that, and bought some more crack!"
Merry Christmas, ho ho ho! lol
12-21-2005, 08:05 AM
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Re: it was the week b/4 christmas
Originally Posted by FoxGirl
haha some funny s h i t!!!! Merry Christmas Everyone 
Merry Christmas to you as well. I've got a present for you, but you have to "***" get it. I'll even wrap it for ya!
-Drew
12-21-2005, 08:40 AM
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Re: it was the week b/4 christmas
Originally Posted by -Drew-
Merry Christmas to you as well. I've got a present for you, but you have to "***" get it. I'll even wrap it for ya!
-Drew
-Drew
12-21-2005, 04:14 PM
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Re: it was the week b/4 christmas
yes merry x-mas to all its real nice to be back in NH for this x-mas and ta-boot i even got to **** off everyone that lives by me with my quad this is going to be a good time off hahhahahaha
12-21-2005, 05:48 PM
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Re: it was the week b/4 christmas
Originally Posted by -Drew-
Merry Christmas to you as well. I've got a present for you, but you have to "***" get it. I'll even wrap it for ya!
-Drew
-Drew
Sorry to tell you this Drew but FoxGirl is not a guy.......
J/k
No I'm not
Merry Christmas
Everyone!
12-22-2005, 08:25 AM
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Re: it was the week b/4 christmas
Originally Posted by TILLER
so u found red and green finger condoms
Nope... I just cut the fingers off some medical gloves.... works fine
Carl... you're gay... and uhhhh... you're Mamma
-Drew
12-23-2005, 09:09 PM
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Re: it was the week b/4 christmas
Originally Posted by -Drew-
Nope... I just cut the fingers off some medical gloves.... works fine
Carl... you're gay... and uhhhh... you're Mamma
-Drew
Carl... you're gay... and uhhhh... you're Mamma
-Drew
Have a merry Christmas Drew
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