micha3mart

CVBz are you trying to hurt our eye sight, and runudown thats pretty messed up, but you guys do bring up a point if she was a model she would have some pics to show all of us. Damn those dirty jersey girls, i love ny!!

f1fty

Yo dude there are a lot of HOT JERZEY GIRLS, just go to the shore over the summer, you'll see what i mean.

micha3mart

Ya, the jerzey shore, oh wait those are all ny girls that rent houses and condos, damn not true jerzey girls, just admit it ny has hotter girls then jerzey.

Stuntin'Stunna

LMFAO!! I swear you can sell anything or at least try too on ebay!!

f1fty

OH HELL NO!


ITS ON!

micha3mart

Oh its on is it, would that be the oil refineries, or are you gonna you pump your own gas? What exactly is on comen yoose guys whats on?

micha3mart

Application To Live In New Jersey


NAME:__________________________
NICKNAME:______________________

ADDRESS: ______________________ EXIT # __________
______________________

ETHNIC BACKGROUND: _______Italian _______Sicilian ________Jewish

BACKYARD SMELLS LIKE:
a)Sewage b)Sulfur c)Garbage d)All of the above

TOTAL NUMBER OF MUSCLE SHIRTS
a)5 - 10 b)10 - 15 c)15 - 20 d)20 and above

TOTAL NUMBER OF BON JOVI TOUR SHIRTS
a)5 - 10 b)10 - 15 c)15 - 20 d)20 and above

TOTAL NUMBER OF BON JOVI TOUR SHIRTS THAT ARE ALSO MUSCLE SHIRTS
a)5 - 10 b)10 - 15 c)15 - 20 d)20 and above

BRAND OF JEANS PREFERRED
a)Sergio Valente b)Jordache c)Sassoon d)Z. Cavaricci

PERCENTAGE OF WARDROBE WHICH IS LEATHER
a)100% b)95-100% c)90-95% d)85-90%

TOTAL NUMBER OF GOLD CHAINS OWNED
a)10 - 15 b)15 - 20 c)20 - 25 d)25 and above

TOTAL NUMBER OF GOLD CHAINS WORN AT ONE TIME
a)5 - 10 b)10 - 15 c)15 - 20 d)20 and above

APPROXIMATE VALUE OF ALL THIS JEWELRY
a)$ 5 - $10 b)$10 - $15 c)$15 - $20 d)Stolen

GOLD CAP ON AT LEAST ONE TOOTH? YES NO

HAIR HEIGHT
a)6 - 8 Inches b)8 - 12 Inches c)1 - 2 feet d)More than 2 feet

HAIR PRODUCTS USED AT ANY GIVEN TIME
a) Hair Spray
b) Styling Gel
c) Mouse
d) Extra Hold Styling Gel
e) Bondo
f) Spackle
g) 40 Weight Oil
h) Crazy Glue

AUTOMOBILE OWNED:
a) IROC Z
b) Firebird
c) Camaro
d) Mustang
f) Chevette ( You got a f#%*ing problem with it?)

NUMBER OF INCHES CAR IS OFF THE GROUND
a)6 - 8 Inches b)4 -6 Inches c)2 - 4 Inches d)Under 2 Inches

CHARACTERISTICS OF AUTOMOBILE
a) Gold chain around license plate
b) Neon lights around license plate
c) Neon lights under car
d) Chippendales/Playboy air freshener hanging from rear view mirror
e) Garter hanging from rear view mirror
f) Chrome hubcaps
g) Stick-on window tinting
h) Stick-on paint splash stickers
i) Fuzzy dice

FAVORITE SPORTS TEAM
a) F#%*ing Giants
b) F#%*ing Jets
c) F#%*ing Mets
d) F#%*ing Yankees
e) F#%*ing Nets
f) F#%*ing Knicks
g) F#%*ing Devils
h) F#%*ing Rangers
i) F#%*ing Islanders

FAVORITE MUSIC
a) Techno
b) Rap
c) Bon Jovi
d) Bruce Springstein

ESSAY QUESTION

In 100 words or less, Define the term "Yoose Guys"

f1fty

YEA WELL, HOW COME THE GIANTS PLAY IN NJ, WHEN ITS NEW YORK GIANTS? HUH HUH!?!



NYC drivers are DEFINATLY worse then NJ drivers.

micha3mart

Thats the best you can come up with?? and the everyone says the statue of liberty is in ny, but many fight that its in jerzey, but those are stupid things, and as for ny driverys being worse then you guys your wrong, ny drivers are the most aggressive, offensive, best drivers in the world, you thing we are bad, just cause your scared. and also not all of ny is the city, im from upstate fifty, and not where hilary lives im all the way upstate, like near the adirondack mountains, cooperstown, syracuse, albany, upstate.

micha3mart

Oh, i just relized i still don't know whats on im thinking its either bon jovi or bruce springstein though, let me know.

Stuntin'Stunna

WOW all you guys def. have a point, but i dunno how those crazy peeps are up north i live in the Dirty South!!

micha3mart

There's nothing wrong with the dirty south i suppose, well except us peeps up here don't normally marry our cousins.