word of the day
12-26-2005, 10:47 AM
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Re: word of the day
Originally Posted by GundamnitPete
ok that's ONE time were i got violent, and if you knew my brother you'd want to aswellwell then.. i'm not sure if i would or not but i will take your word for it.
12-27-2005, 04:15 AM
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Re: word of the day
So last night I was chillin at this cesspool of a place when this absolutely stunningly beautiful woman came in the door. She came right over to me, lifted her shirt to show me her gartuant boobies and said let's go back to my place. I was so excited that I about had a spasmodic episode right then and there...
So we go back to her house and she leads me straight to her bedroom. I see whips, chains, gag ***** and the like, and I think to myself, this woman is not gonna be a Benevolent leader in her bedroom. I'm a little intimidated at all this, but I figure what the hell...
To my surprise she wasn't into the dominating thing, she was the one that wanted to be dominated. So She lies down and tells me to tie her up and do whatever I wanted. I tie her up and start to do my business. As I'm workin my MoJo she lets out a vociferous cry loud enough to wake the dead. I'm thinking I'm the man when all of a sudden...
I hear a noise comming from the closet. "WHAT THE ***!" I say When to my suprise I see two more chicks come from the closet dressed as sexy santa helpers. My eyes light up with christmas joy as they come over and start making out right in front of me. I can't believe my eyes as I'm gettin freaky with these three fine *** biddies. So I look at the new girls and I say get ready little ladies cause I'm about to put my Ballzonya! They smile and nod and come a little closer. Then I hear this "beep beep beep" comming from somewhere inside the room...
I'm frustrated as all hell by this point with all the damn beeping, where in the hell could it be comming from?I ask the girls if they can hear that damn noise, but I try to do it with as little Vituperation as possible. However, the beeping keeps getting louder and louder and it begins to tone out the girls talking. Next thing i know all goes dark in the room, but i can still hear the annoying beeping. I rub my eyes hoping to be able to see again, and when I open my eyes I'm lying in my own bed and my alarm clock is beeping like mad...
It was a dream damnit! and I didn't even get any jollification either, so it was pretty much a bad dream. So I go upstairs to get ready for my day. I got to the bathroom and as I pass the mirror I notice some marks on my neck. What in the blue blazes is on my neck? So I take off my shirt and notice some scratch marks. "Ok this is wired" I think to myself. I must have gotten into some **** at the bar. So I take my shower and get ready to head off to work. As I'm lacing up my boots my phone rings and it's my buddy Rob.
"Hey rob" I say.
First thing he asks is, "So dude, how'd it go last night when you left with that chick?"
"WHAT!?" I couldn't believe what he had just said. "did that **** really happen last night?"
"Yeah dude, that chick came in showed you her sweater meats, and hauled you outta the bar."
"Holy ****! I thought that was a dream, I have no idea how I got home man, I'm confused. But hey, I'm off to work right now, Let's get together when I get home so I can figure some stuff out."
Work went by pretty slow and it took all that I had to keep myself in a nonbelligerent, "cool, calm, collected" type mood. But my mind kept racing, I couldn't quite piece together what had happened last night. I obviously went home with this chick, and got freaky. But how the heck did I get home, and why don't I remember?
(kept this one short for you guys, keep givin me words and the story will continue...)
Big Jarsh
So we go back to her house and she leads me straight to her bedroom. I see whips, chains, gag ***** and the like, and I think to myself, this woman is not gonna be a Benevolent leader in her bedroom. I'm a little intimidated at all this, but I figure what the hell...
To my surprise she wasn't into the dominating thing, she was the one that wanted to be dominated. So She lies down and tells me to tie her up and do whatever I wanted. I tie her up and start to do my business. As I'm workin my MoJo she lets out a vociferous cry loud enough to wake the dead. I'm thinking I'm the man when all of a sudden...
I hear a noise comming from the closet. "WHAT THE ***!" I say When to my suprise I see two more chicks come from the closet dressed as sexy santa helpers. My eyes light up with christmas joy as they come over and start making out right in front of me. I can't believe my eyes as I'm gettin freaky with these three fine *** biddies. So I look at the new girls and I say get ready little ladies cause I'm about to put my Ballzonya! They smile and nod and come a little closer. Then I hear this "beep beep beep" comming from somewhere inside the room...
I'm frustrated as all hell by this point with all the damn beeping, where in the hell could it be comming from?I ask the girls if they can hear that damn noise, but I try to do it with as little Vituperation as possible. However, the beeping keeps getting louder and louder and it begins to tone out the girls talking. Next thing i know all goes dark in the room, but i can still hear the annoying beeping. I rub my eyes hoping to be able to see again, and when I open my eyes I'm lying in my own bed and my alarm clock is beeping like mad...
It was a dream damnit! and I didn't even get any jollification either, so it was pretty much a bad dream. So I go upstairs to get ready for my day. I got to the bathroom and as I pass the mirror I notice some marks on my neck. What in the blue blazes is on my neck? So I take off my shirt and notice some scratch marks. "Ok this is wired" I think to myself. I must have gotten into some **** at the bar. So I take my shower and get ready to head off to work. As I'm lacing up my boots my phone rings and it's my buddy Rob.
"Hey rob" I say.
First thing he asks is, "So dude, how'd it go last night when you left with that chick?"
"WHAT!?" I couldn't believe what he had just said. "did that **** really happen last night?"
"Yeah dude, that chick came in showed you her sweater meats, and hauled you outta the bar."
"Holy ****! I thought that was a dream, I have no idea how I got home man, I'm confused. But hey, I'm off to work right now, Let's get together when I get home so I can figure some stuff out."
Work went by pretty slow and it took all that I had to keep myself in a nonbelligerent, "cool, calm, collected" type mood. But my mind kept racing, I couldn't quite piece together what had happened last night. I obviously went home with this chick, and got freaky. But how the heck did I get home, and why don't I remember?
(kept this one short for you guys, keep givin me words and the story will continue...)
Big Jarsh
12-27-2005, 12:46 PM
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Re: word of the day
new word.....nitrous.
someone look it up for me and get the exact deff. i'm at work i gotta bounce.
huffing on nitrous isn't very cool
someone look it up for me and get the exact deff. i'm at work i gotta bounce.
huffing on nitrous isn't very cool
12-27-2005, 12:48 PM
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Re: word of the day
Originally Posted by Ford
new word.....nitrous.
someone look it up for me and get the exact deff. i'm at work i gotta bounce.
huffing on nitrous isn't very cool
someone look it up for me and get the exact deff. i'm at work i gotta bounce.
huffing on nitrous isn't very cool
adj.
Of, derived from, or containing nitrogen, especially in a valence state lower than that in a comparable nitric compound.
we both put up a word at the same time! Weird! Well, we have two words today then!
12-27-2005, 01:11 PM
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Re: word of the day
technically, adding straight nitrous to your car won't do siht.
nitrous oxide is what you need, the reason is that when the piston compresses the air/fuel/nitrous oxide mix, the nitrogen and oxygen atoms sperate.
so you have more oxygen to burn, and thus you can add more fuel.
some poeple say "why not use just striaght oxygen??". cause oxygen isn't nearly as safe as nitrous oxide.
try lighting a match while blowing nitrous oxide at it, nothing will happen. try that with straight oxygen and that match will burns FAST AS **** and it'll burn the you some too.
why?? because when the oxygen atoms are bonded to the nitrogen atoms it can't interact with the flames.
there's your chemistry lesson for the day
nitrous oxide is what you need, the reason is that when the piston compresses the air/fuel/nitrous oxide mix, the nitrogen and oxygen atoms sperate.
so you have more oxygen to burn, and thus you can add more fuel.
some poeple say "why not use just striaght oxygen??". cause oxygen isn't nearly as safe as nitrous oxide.
try lighting a match while blowing nitrous oxide at it, nothing will happen. try that with straight oxygen and that match will burns FAST AS **** and it'll burn the you some too.
why?? because when the oxygen atoms are bonded to the nitrogen atoms it can't interact with the flames.
there's your chemistry lesson for the day
12-27-2005, 06:41 PM
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Re: word of the day
Originally Posted by STmyboyz
yeah thanks pete i needed that.. it has been awhile since i was in chemistry.
12-27-2005, 06:45 PM
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Re: word of the day
Originally Posted by STUDROCK
Jodi i 12ed your bike today well almost i scraped the exhaust
well i'm proud of you, and i wish someone could have gotten a picture.. that would have been sweet to see.. Any other interesting bike stunts going on down there?
12-28-2005, 03:54 AM
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Re: word of the day
So last night I was chillin at this cesspool of a place when this absolutely stunningly beautiful woman came in the door. She came right over to me, lifted her shirt to show me her gartuant boobies and said let's go back to my place. I was so excited that I about had a spasmodic episode right then and there...
So we go back to her house and she leads me straight to her bedroom. I see whips, chains, gag ***** and the like, and I think to myself, this woman is not gonna be a Benevolent leader in her bedroom. I'm a little intimidated at all this, but I figure what the hell...
To my surprise she wasn't into the dominating thing, she was the one that wanted to be dominated. So She lies down and tells me to tie her up and do whatever I wanted. I tie her up and start to do my business. As I'm workin my MoJo she lets out a vociferous cry loud enough to wake the dead. I'm thinking I'm the man when all of a sudden...
I hear a noise comming from the closet. "WHAT THE ***!" I say When to my suprise I see two more chicks come from the closet dressed as sexy santa helpers. My eyes light up with christmas joy as they come over and start making out right in front of me. I can't believe my eyes as I'm gettin freaky with these three fine *** biddies. So I look at the new girls and I say get ready little ladies cause I'm about to put my Ballzonya! They smile and nod and come a little closer. Then I hear this "beep beep beep" comming from somewhere inside the room...
I'm frustrated as all hell by this point with all the damn beeping, where in the hell could it be comming from?I ask the girls if they can hear that damn noise, but I try to do it with as little Vituperation as possible. However, the beeping keeps getting louder and louder and it begins to tone out the girls talking. Next thing i know all goes dark in the room, but i can still hear the annoying beeping. I rub my eyes hoping to be able to see again, and when I open my eyes I'm lying in my own bed and my alarm clock is beeping like mad...
It was a dream damnit! and I didn't even get any jollification either, so it was pretty much a bad dream. So I go upstairs to get ready for my day. I got to the bathroom and as I pass the mirror I notice some marks on my neck. What in the blue blazes is on my neck? So I take off my shirt and notice some scratch marks. "Ok this is wired" I think to myself. I must have gotten into some **** at the bar. So I take my shower and get ready to head off to work. As I'm lacing up my boots my phone rings and it's my buddy Rob.
"Hey rob" I say.
First thing he asks is, "So dude, how'd it go last night when you left with that chick?"
"WHAT!?" I couldn't believe what he had just said. "did that **** really happen last night?"
"Yeah dude, that chick came in showed you her sweater meats, and hauled you outta the bar."
"Holy ****! I thought that was a dream, I have no idea how I got home man, I'm confused. But hey, I'm off to work right now, Let's get together when I get home so I can figure some stuff out."
Work went by pretty slow and it took all that I had to keep myself in a nonbelligerent, "cool, calm, collected" type mood. But my mind kept racing, I couldn't quite piece together what had happened last night. I obviously went home with this chick, and got freaky. But how the heck did I get home, and why don't I remember?
I head out to the bar after work to meet up with Rob and discuss what had happened the night before. I tell him all that I can remember and anything that I deemed apposite to add to the story to make myself look like a cooler guy.
"I tell you Rob, my mind is racing like a Bussa on Nitrous," I tell him in a serious voice.
To which he answers, "Well here's what we are gonna have to do, we are gonna have to go back to that bar everynight trying to find that girl again. And if she comes in we will follow her and find some answers."
"Sounds like a plan!" I say as i raise my beer in a toast to our friendship...
Big Jarsh
So we go back to her house and she leads me straight to her bedroom. I see whips, chains, gag ***** and the like, and I think to myself, this woman is not gonna be a Benevolent leader in her bedroom. I'm a little intimidated at all this, but I figure what the hell...
To my surprise she wasn't into the dominating thing, she was the one that wanted to be dominated. So She lies down and tells me to tie her up and do whatever I wanted. I tie her up and start to do my business. As I'm workin my MoJo she lets out a vociferous cry loud enough to wake the dead. I'm thinking I'm the man when all of a sudden...
I hear a noise comming from the closet. "WHAT THE ***!" I say When to my suprise I see two more chicks come from the closet dressed as sexy santa helpers. My eyes light up with christmas joy as they come over and start making out right in front of me. I can't believe my eyes as I'm gettin freaky with these three fine *** biddies. So I look at the new girls and I say get ready little ladies cause I'm about to put my Ballzonya! They smile and nod and come a little closer. Then I hear this "beep beep beep" comming from somewhere inside the room...
I'm frustrated as all hell by this point with all the damn beeping, where in the hell could it be comming from?I ask the girls if they can hear that damn noise, but I try to do it with as little Vituperation as possible. However, the beeping keeps getting louder and louder and it begins to tone out the girls talking. Next thing i know all goes dark in the room, but i can still hear the annoying beeping. I rub my eyes hoping to be able to see again, and when I open my eyes I'm lying in my own bed and my alarm clock is beeping like mad...
It was a dream damnit! and I didn't even get any jollification either, so it was pretty much a bad dream. So I go upstairs to get ready for my day. I got to the bathroom and as I pass the mirror I notice some marks on my neck. What in the blue blazes is on my neck? So I take off my shirt and notice some scratch marks. "Ok this is wired" I think to myself. I must have gotten into some **** at the bar. So I take my shower and get ready to head off to work. As I'm lacing up my boots my phone rings and it's my buddy Rob.
"Hey rob" I say.
First thing he asks is, "So dude, how'd it go last night when you left with that chick?"
"WHAT!?" I couldn't believe what he had just said. "did that **** really happen last night?"
"Yeah dude, that chick came in showed you her sweater meats, and hauled you outta the bar."
"Holy ****! I thought that was a dream, I have no idea how I got home man, I'm confused. But hey, I'm off to work right now, Let's get together when I get home so I can figure some stuff out."
Work went by pretty slow and it took all that I had to keep myself in a nonbelligerent, "cool, calm, collected" type mood. But my mind kept racing, I couldn't quite piece together what had happened last night. I obviously went home with this chick, and got freaky. But how the heck did I get home, and why don't I remember?
I head out to the bar after work to meet up with Rob and discuss what had happened the night before. I tell him all that I can remember and anything that I deemed apposite to add to the story to make myself look like a cooler guy.
"I tell you Rob, my mind is racing like a Bussa on Nitrous," I tell him in a serious voice.
To which he answers, "Well here's what we are gonna have to do, we are gonna have to go back to that bar everynight trying to find that girl again. And if she comes in we will follow her and find some answers."
"Sounds like a plan!" I say as i raise my beer in a toast to our friendship...
Big Jarsh
