word of the day
01-05-2006, 02:26 PM
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Re: word of the day
Originally Posted by JDezzel
sorry to hear that. you were in an ok mood earlier what happened? 
Hows your day going sweet ****
01-05-2006, 02:30 PM
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Re: word of the day
Originally Posted by STUDROCK
i dont know not really a reason just one of those days.
Hows your day going sweet ****
Hows your day going sweet ****
pretty good actually. i'm a good mood, and looking forward to helping you heal tonight.. well i gotta go back to work.. see you in a little while..
01-05-2006, 02:38 PM
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Re: word of the day
So last night I was chillin at this cesspool of a place when this absolutely stunningly beautiful woman came in the door. She came right over to me, lifted her shirt to show me her gargantuant boobies and said let's go back to my place. I was so excited that I about had a spasmodic episode right then and there...
So we go back to her house and she leads me straight to her bedroom. I see whips, chains, gag ***** and the like, and I think to myself, this woman is not gonna be a Benevolent leader in her bedroom. I'm a little intimidated at all this, but I figure what the hell...
To my surprise she wasn't into the dominating thing, she was the one that wanted to be dominated. So She lies down and tells me to tie her up and do whatever I wanted. I tie her up and start to do my business. As I'm workin my MoJo she lets out a vociferous cry loud enough to wake the dead. I'm thinking I'm the man when all of a sudden...
I hear a noise comming from the closet. "WHAT THE ***!" I say When to my suprise I see two more chicks come from the closet dressed as sexy santa helpers. My eyes light up with christmas joy as they come over and start making out right in front of me. I can't believe my eyes as I'm gettin freaky with these three fine *** biddies. So I look at the new girls and I say get ready little ladies cause I'm about to put my Ballzonya! They smile and nod and come a little closer. Then I hear this "beep beep beep" comming from somewhere inside the room...
I'm frustrated as all hell by this point with all the damn beeping, where in the hell could it be comming from?I ask the girls if they can hear that damn noise, but I try to do it with as little Vituperation as possible. However, the beeping keeps getting louder and louder and it begins to tone out the girls talking. Next thing i know all goes dark in the room, but i can still hear the annoying beeping. I rub my eyes hoping to be able to see again, and when I open my eyes I'm lying in my own bed and my alarm clock is beeping like mad...
It was a dream damnit! and I didn't even get any jollification either, so it was pretty much a bad dream. So I go upstairs to get ready for my day. I got to the bathroom and as I pass the mirror I notice some marks on my neck. What in the blue blazes is on my neck? So I take off my shirt and notice some scratch marks. "Ok this is wired" I think to myself. I must have gotten into some **** at the bar. So I take my shower and get ready to head off to work. As I'm lacing up my boots my phone rings and it's my buddy Rob.
"Hey rob" I say.
First thing he asks is, "So dude, how'd it go last night when you left with that chick?"
"WHAT!?" I couldn't believe what he had just said. "did that **** really happen last night?"
"Yeah dude, that chick came in showed you her sweater meats, and hauled you outta the bar."
"Holy ****! I thought that was a dream, I have no idea how I got home man, I'm confused. But hey, I'm off to work right now, Let's get together when I get home so I can figure some stuff out."
Work went by pretty slow and it took all that I had to keep myself in a nonbelligerent, "cool, calm, collected" type mood. But my mind kept racing, I couldn't quite piece together what had happened last night. I obviously went home with this chick, and got freaky. But how the heck did I get home, and why don't I remember?
I head out to the bar after work to meet up with Rob and discuss what had happened the night before. I tell him all that I can remember and anything that I deemed apposite to add to the story to make myself look like a cooler guy.
"I tell you Rob, my mind is racing like a Bussa on Nitrous," I tell him in a serious voice.
To which he answers, "Well here's what we are gonna have to do, we are gonna have to go back to that bar everynight trying to find that girl again. And if she comes in we will follow her and find some answers."
"Sounds like a plan!" I say as i raise my beer in a toast to our friendship...
So we go back to that Cesspool looking for the girl with gargantuant boobies.
We had no luck for two weeks when suddenly who walks in, but the Busty Brunette who we had been looking for. Rob and I laid low in the corner of the bar. the bar fell quiet as this cynosure looked over all the men in the room. You could tell that she was looking for someone that she could take advantage of.
Finally after scanning the room she notices a young man sitting alone by the bar. She goes over and introduces herself in a facetious manner. She is putting on quite the show, She is showing her legs and the rest of her attributs with vim. You can tell that the guy is entranced by her every move and he is chomping at the bit like a googoger to get back to her place and do everything that she is suggesting.
"Rob, we gotta do something," I say.
"Like what?"
"I dunno, maybe you should go up there and exegete to her your feelings. Maybe it will buy me some time to think of something while she rejects you."
Rob didn't appreciate me suggesting that he didn't have enough skills to pick up a ***** like this, and we began to argue about who has more "game." Apparently it isn't a good idea to be drinking so much when you are on a mission as delecate as the one we were on. Before we knew it, she was walking out the door with the googoger and we almost lost her.
(Ok this thing has got to be close to needing two posts... also sorry I've been outta it the last couple words.)
Big Jarsh
So we go back to her house and she leads me straight to her bedroom. I see whips, chains, gag ***** and the like, and I think to myself, this woman is not gonna be a Benevolent leader in her bedroom. I'm a little intimidated at all this, but I figure what the hell...
To my surprise she wasn't into the dominating thing, she was the one that wanted to be dominated. So She lies down and tells me to tie her up and do whatever I wanted. I tie her up and start to do my business. As I'm workin my MoJo she lets out a vociferous cry loud enough to wake the dead. I'm thinking I'm the man when all of a sudden...
I hear a noise comming from the closet. "WHAT THE ***!" I say When to my suprise I see two more chicks come from the closet dressed as sexy santa helpers. My eyes light up with christmas joy as they come over and start making out right in front of me. I can't believe my eyes as I'm gettin freaky with these three fine *** biddies. So I look at the new girls and I say get ready little ladies cause I'm about to put my Ballzonya! They smile and nod and come a little closer. Then I hear this "beep beep beep" comming from somewhere inside the room...
I'm frustrated as all hell by this point with all the damn beeping, where in the hell could it be comming from?I ask the girls if they can hear that damn noise, but I try to do it with as little Vituperation as possible. However, the beeping keeps getting louder and louder and it begins to tone out the girls talking. Next thing i know all goes dark in the room, but i can still hear the annoying beeping. I rub my eyes hoping to be able to see again, and when I open my eyes I'm lying in my own bed and my alarm clock is beeping like mad...
It was a dream damnit! and I didn't even get any jollification either, so it was pretty much a bad dream. So I go upstairs to get ready for my day. I got to the bathroom and as I pass the mirror I notice some marks on my neck. What in the blue blazes is on my neck? So I take off my shirt and notice some scratch marks. "Ok this is wired" I think to myself. I must have gotten into some **** at the bar. So I take my shower and get ready to head off to work. As I'm lacing up my boots my phone rings and it's my buddy Rob.
"Hey rob" I say.
First thing he asks is, "So dude, how'd it go last night when you left with that chick?"
"WHAT!?" I couldn't believe what he had just said. "did that **** really happen last night?"
"Yeah dude, that chick came in showed you her sweater meats, and hauled you outta the bar."
"Holy ****! I thought that was a dream, I have no idea how I got home man, I'm confused. But hey, I'm off to work right now, Let's get together when I get home so I can figure some stuff out."
Work went by pretty slow and it took all that I had to keep myself in a nonbelligerent, "cool, calm, collected" type mood. But my mind kept racing, I couldn't quite piece together what had happened last night. I obviously went home with this chick, and got freaky. But how the heck did I get home, and why don't I remember?
I head out to the bar after work to meet up with Rob and discuss what had happened the night before. I tell him all that I can remember and anything that I deemed apposite to add to the story to make myself look like a cooler guy.
"I tell you Rob, my mind is racing like a Bussa on Nitrous," I tell him in a serious voice.
To which he answers, "Well here's what we are gonna have to do, we are gonna have to go back to that bar everynight trying to find that girl again. And if she comes in we will follow her and find some answers."
"Sounds like a plan!" I say as i raise my beer in a toast to our friendship...
So we go back to that Cesspool looking for the girl with gargantuant boobies.
We had no luck for two weeks when suddenly who walks in, but the Busty Brunette who we had been looking for. Rob and I laid low in the corner of the bar. the bar fell quiet as this cynosure looked over all the men in the room. You could tell that she was looking for someone that she could take advantage of.
Finally after scanning the room she notices a young man sitting alone by the bar. She goes over and introduces herself in a facetious manner. She is putting on quite the show, She is showing her legs and the rest of her attributs with vim. You can tell that the guy is entranced by her every move and he is chomping at the bit like a googoger to get back to her place and do everything that she is suggesting.
"Rob, we gotta do something," I say.
"Like what?"
"I dunno, maybe you should go up there and exegete to her your feelings. Maybe it will buy me some time to think of something while she rejects you."
Rob didn't appreciate me suggesting that he didn't have enough skills to pick up a ***** like this, and we began to argue about who has more "game." Apparently it isn't a good idea to be drinking so much when you are on a mission as delecate as the one we were on. Before we knew it, she was walking out the door with the googoger and we almost lost her.
(Ok this thing has got to be close to needing two posts... also sorry I've been outta it the last couple words.)
Big Jarsh
01-05-2006, 06:44 PM
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Re: word of the day
new word
Fertile
Example: Even though i lost half a nut, i'm obviously still fertile because Carla is pregnant
Fertile
Example: Even though i lost half a nut, i'm obviously still fertile because Carla is pregnant
01-05-2006, 07:07 PM
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Re: word of the day
Originally Posted by Ford
new word
Fertile
Example: Even though i lost half a nut, i'm obviously still fertile because Carla is pregnant
Fertile
Example: Even though i lost half a nut, i'm obviously still fertile because Carla is pregnant
ford + carla = super fertile people...
01-06-2006, 10:04 PM
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Re: word of the day
Originally Posted by Carla
new word...
recondite \REK-uhn-dyt\, adjective:
1. Difficult to understand; abstruse.
2. Concerned with obscure subject matter.
recondite \REK-uhn-dyt\, adjective:
1. Difficult to understand; abstruse.
2. Concerned with obscure subject matter.
ok then.. sorry i asked..
well lets see... sometimes i can be very recondite.. i have no idea id that makes any since but yeah there you go.
01-07-2006, 12:29 PM
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Re: word of the day
how about and education from Volunteer High in Tennessee, i don' think i did anything my senior year except party and be late, but some how i had A's in about everything....weird how that works out!
01-07-2006, 01:13 PM
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Re: word of the day
Originally Posted by Carla
how about and education from Volunteer High in Tennessee, i don' think i did anything my senior year except party and be late, but some how i had A's in about everything....weird how that works out!
yeah it is weird how that works.. that was the same thing that they taught at good ole chelsea high too..
01-07-2006, 05:14 PM
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Re: word of the day
Originally Posted by Carla
new word...
recondite \REK-uhn-dyt\, adjective:
1. Difficult to understand; abstruse.
2. Concerned with obscure subject matter.
recondite \REK-uhn-dyt\, adjective:
1. Difficult to understand; abstruse.
2. Concerned with obscure subject matter.
