great joke
#1
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great joke
HesSoGood: what's the difference between a 57 chevy and 57 dead babies
HesSoGood: I DON't have a 57 chevy in my garage ;-)
JayCarnes508: HAHAHHAHAHAHHA
HesSoGood: how do you get 100 babies in a garbage can?
JayCarnes508: ??
HesSoGood: a blender
HesSoGood: and how do you get 'em out?
JayCarnes508: do tell
HesSoGood: tostitos!!
JayCarnes508: you gotta let me post that
HesSoGood: it's all you
HesSoGood: I DON't have a 57 chevy in my garage ;-)
JayCarnes508: HAHAHHAHAHAHHA
HesSoGood: how do you get 100 babies in a garbage can?
JayCarnes508: ??
HesSoGood: a blender
HesSoGood: and how do you get 'em out?
JayCarnes508: do tell
HesSoGood: tostitos!!
JayCarnes508: you gotta let me post that
HesSoGood: it's all you
#8
Re: great joke
I got one more:
A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed,
is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a
look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy!"
A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed,
is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a
look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy!"
#10
Re: great joke
hessogood and a lil girl are walking into the woods. The lil girl is clearly upset and aware of whats about to happen. hessogood looks at her and says "why the fu(k you crying im the one that has to walk all the way back alone"
#12
Re: great joke
Q why do doctors keep a bowl of water nearby when they are delivering a baby?
A so if the baby dies they can make soup!
Q how do you make a dead baby float?
A take your foot off its head.
Q what's more fun than pinning a dead baby to a clothesline and spinning it around?
A stopping it with a shovel
Q how many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
A depends how hard you throw them
Q whats the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling *****?
A you cant unload bowling ***** with a pitchfork
Q whats more fun than nailing a dead baby to a wall?
A tearing it off afterwards
ok i'm done for now
A so if the baby dies they can make soup!
Q how do you make a dead baby float?
A take your foot off its head.
Q what's more fun than pinning a dead baby to a clothesline and spinning it around?
A stopping it with a shovel
Q how many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
A depends how hard you throw them
Q whats the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling *****?
A you cant unload bowling ***** with a pitchfork
Q whats more fun than nailing a dead baby to a wall?
A tearing it off afterwards
ok i'm done for now
#13
Re: great joke
Originally Posted by turbotecnica
Q why do doctors keep a bowl of water nearby when they are delivering a baby?
A so if the baby dies they can make soup!
Q how do you make a dead baby float?
A take your foot off its head.
Q what's more fun than pinning a dead baby to a clothesline and spinning it around?
A stopping it with a shovel
Q how many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
A depends how hard you throw them
Q whats the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling *****?
A you cant unload bowling ***** with a pitchfork
Q whats more fun than nailing a dead baby to a wall?
A tearing it off afterwards
ok i'm done for now
A so if the baby dies they can make soup!
Q how do you make a dead baby float?
A take your foot off its head.
Q what's more fun than pinning a dead baby to a clothesline and spinning it around?
A stopping it with a shovel
Q how many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
A depends how hard you throw them
Q whats the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling *****?
A you cant unload bowling ***** with a pitchfork
Q whats more fun than nailing a dead baby to a wall?
A tearing it off afterwards
ok i'm done for now