great joke
09-15-2004, 07:14 AM
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Re: great joke
Originally Posted by hessogood
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
09-15-2004, 07:20 AM
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Re: great joke a man walks into a ***** house 
and ask for a woman but they r all busy so he has to wait, the head mistress seats him in a room and tell him to wait there. the man sees a bowl filled with tomatos and begins to eat them. the first girl walks in, screams, 
turns and runs out. the second passes out and falls on the floor. the third starts vomiting 
and runs out of the room. so the man goes to the head mistress and says" whats the deal here??? non of ur girls will have sex with me, they all come in and leave." im not sure" says the mistress "but ill find out." the man says "while im whatin could i have another bowl of tomatos?" the mistress starts to gag and says "those weren't tomatos, those were baby fetises!" 
and ask for a woman but they r all busy so he has to wait, the head mistress seats him in a room and tell him to wait there. the man sees a bowl filled with tomatos and begins to eat them. the first girl walks in, screams, turns and runs out. the second passes out and falls on the floor. the third starts vomiting and runs out of the room. so the man goes to the head mistress and says" whats the deal here??? non of ur girls will have sex with me, they all come in and leave." im not sure" says the mistress "but ill find out." the man says "while im whatin could i have another bowl of tomatos?" the mistress starts to gag and says "those weren't tomatos, those were baby fetises!"
09-23-2004, 06:43 PM
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Re: great joke A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now... cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train...cause we're going down the tracks.
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say..."All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."
She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen...."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say..."All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."
She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen...."
09-24-2004, 02:15 PM
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Re: great joke
this blonde chick gets a job at the tickle me elmo factory, so she's told to show up at 8, at 8:45 the shop foreman goes to the personnel managers office to complain about the new girl, he complained that she was incredibly slow and the whole assembly line was backing up, so the foreman and manager go to confront the new blonde chick, when they get down to the assembly line there are tickle me elmos everywhere, and the new blonde chick is in the middle of them with a roll of plush red fabric and a bag of small marbles, they both watched as she would cut a small piece of fabric, wrap two marbles in it, and then sew the little package between elmo's legs, after seeing this the personnel manager busts out laughing, after several minutes of hystecis he approached the blonde chick and said "im sorry, but i think u misunderstood the instructions i gave you yesterday.......your job was to give elmo two test tickles"
09-24-2004, 02:49 PM
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Re: great joke
What's the best thing about f.ucking twenty eight year olds?
There's twenty of them.
What's the best thing about banging a 12 year old in the shower?
Slicking her hair back and making her look 7.
There's twenty of them.
What's the best thing about banging a 12 year old in the shower?
Slicking her hair back and making her look 7.
09-24-2004, 06:40 PM
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Re: great joke
Originally Posted by lil debbie
ur so not allowed to touch the baby! LOL
Yup your facked ......lol.....good luck
