Jay Carnes

Ok. So last night I made plans to go see Jim Bruer (1/2 baked) @ the comedy connection. As always, i polish off a 6 pack of B/L's & 2 perks before I leave work. Go home to change have a few more cold ones. Me, Bass & Ryan that works for him pick up a 12 pack for the road. Poundin' beers like no ones buisiness we get into comedy connection 5 minutes into the opening act. Right off the bat we get 6 beers for the 3 of us, pound em. Get another 6. We did it 4 times (8 beers a piece) in just a hour show and got shut off. No problem. By the time Jim Bruer came on I saw 2 of him - so it was kinda like seeing 2 commedians. Shows over, were wasted. Brilliant Idea. STRIP CLUB. Centerfolds is right there. I say hell yeah, I got $550 bucks in my pocket and love me some gash meat. We go into centerfolds at about 11.30 - drink beers till I couldn't stand, mad lap dances, back rubs - trying to sick my fingers in this fine girls crapper. My last lap dance @ the end of the night, i reach into my pocket to pay - only $23 left. Oh boy, dance was $20. Got 3 bucks left. Now we need a cab back to the parking garage. That was funny **** - that poor cab driver i f.ucked with him so hard. anywho, Bass picks up the tab for hte cab - no worries. Find my truck, **** on a car next to me & crack a cold one for the ride home. Give Habib my ticket for parking, $27 bucks. F.uck. Between the 3 of us the strip club cleaned us out - we only have 21 bucks between us all. So, naturally I start to barter w/ the terrorist. So Bass gets out of the car, takes my dealer plate off & tells the guy were going to ram the gate. He freaks out & radio's for help. Captian dill weed his side kick comes up and I give him the scenario - let me throu w/ 21 bucks, or im ramming the gate - then 2 foot the gas / brake to torque the truck up. He says hes gonna call the cops - IM wasted so that is what im trying to avoid. I offer to pay him w/ a credit card. He's a ***** & wont take it. Finally he got he got fed up that we woudln't go to the ATM that $21 bucks got us out! So 4:00 am I stumble in the house, and have to wake up at 8:00. Still **** drunk, Take a shower & puke all over the place - clog the drain w/ puke chunks. Head feels like someone is skull fu.cking me

what a night.

od1nixer

CAPTAIN INTOXICATED!

Dude, the mental picture, the mental picture, dude

Angel Of Death

That brings a tear to my eye dude I can play the whole scenerio out in my mind like a Tarentino movie!

I'm so glad other people are having as much having fun at strip clubs as I do.

Speaking of, last time I was there I saw my buddy's wife get down and dirty with a Russian stripper named natasha in some crazy room they brought us to. I dont know I was invitied but it ruled nonetheless.

anyways, good work Jay you made me proud!

hessogood

$550 at the strip club? ****in' nutty dude. Get two 30's for $40, spend $11.50 to take some ***** to dinner and at least you get to bang her, $550 to go home with some swollen blue *****.....I coulda gotten KB to at least give you a handie for that.

Angel Of Death

Damn, I could get tag teamed by 5 beautiful Russian hookers for that kindof money dude, and all you got was eye candy! Mel's gonna be pissed

hessogood

Oh and you should have rammed the gate after the guy agreed to take the $21. Or even left, then turned around and rammed the in gate.

Jay Carnes

Who cares, only money!

hessogood

yup he's still drunk....

jimmyjammer

HEY leave me out of this

Chosen One

Yeah man, whats up with ova 500$ at a strip club. Damn, you can get 7,349 blow jobs for that much! Anyways, good garage story, scandalous with the dealer plate

BBC454

like a good friend once told me. its only money, my boss gives it tome, then i give it to someone else.

jethro426

awsome.

last time I was in a parking garage some **** like that happed. we went to boston and my boy was droping me off at my car, so he pulls in, lets us out and the gate import guy wanted money for him to park. Dude saw him turn around right there . f that , those dudes are eager to call the so they paid the money but this is after 20 min. of them yelling f.uck u to each other.

what would S.L. be without drunk stories from the RM board

Jay Carnes

NO IDEA!