Yep. All my time on the computer I finally F'd up something. Latley, the longer I sit infront of this piece of **** the worse my head ache. Went to the eye doctor today & they told me I need "reading Glasses". damn ******. Fackin' doctor was examaning my eye and touched my *****. Nah, on the serious he was usin' some mega like zoom thing to look @ my eye - zoomed it in to much right into my eye ball. I freaked out and he did it again! Then the dick put this **** into my eye to dialate my pupils & i couldn't see ****. he didn't even ask me if i was drivn. plop. put the **** into my eye's & my puplis were HUGE! looked like I was trippin my nuggets off.


Have a pleasant evening.

 

1st Official stuntlife casualty: Jay's eyes. I guess that's what almost 10,000 posts will do to you. At least you look smart with glasses on right?

 

I made mel pick out my glasses. so if they look dumb, i blame her. She picked out some trendy glasses. God im gay.

 

Stuntlife 1

Jay Carnes 0

 

I can see it now, Dr. Carnes with his trendy Versache or Armani glasses. what a homo

 

they really are Armani's! i picked the most expensive pair in the place. I am dead sexy ! (rubs nipples)

 

I know you far too well Jay.

ps. nice glasses nerd

 

Come to think of it, I'm probably going to need glasses soon too. Some Navy doctor told me I was slowly losing my eyesight, plus I post on stuntlife for hours on end every day, and now i'm signed up for 2 online courses at the American Military University, i'm so screwed. oh well, time to a pair Armani's formyself I guess

 

i myself sport the oakley rx glasses

 

get some where's waldo glasses.
Where is that Waldo anyway?

 

He's right there. Can't you make him out? Red and white striped shirt, funny hat, big glasses. God, you must be blind, you should go see your optomoligist

 

all the jays i know are cross eyed goofy muthafockers who knew'?

 

carnes u four eyed ***** whats going to happen when your doing a wheelie and your glasses fall off . u will be wheelieing in to everybody but on a good note maybe now u will be able to see were u are going when u drive so where not all over the f#cking place.

 

Jay you need to put the smack down and remind everyone that despite driving drunk every single night of your life you made it from a step gazillion down to what a 13? Only good drivers and careful drunks do that!

 

xactly. i am the best drunk driver god dammit! And im a step 12 now!

 

What I find hillarious is that you paid the same outragously high insurance I did (4400 a year for my lincoln) and now that you drive exclusevly on a dealer plate and pay NO inssurance your points are down to a 12. i love irony!

 

I HATE Irony!!


I take all my shirts to the dry cleaners.

 

I know, i hate insurance. I used to pay like 350 a month just for that ****. Back in my younger days

 

Remember how close you were to 3 years - and down to 15 points when "the pole incident" happened? It was a very long time before that was even talked about.

 

nope, it wasn't hte pole. I was 1 month away from being accident free for the 3 years which would set me back to a step 15. Thats when I had my Impala on the 20's when i was in collage. I bent a rim, and said I hit a pot hole. Little did i know that , that ***** surchargable & got 3 points for it. SO another 3 years to set me back! WHOA IM DUMB!! That $1,200 rim cost me about 3,500 in surcharges. BUT, i didn't have the money to pay for it so............. gah!