My Dog. The dumb Ass.
03-23-2004, 06:55 PM
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My Dog. The dumb ***.
Ok,
Here we are. Last night, me & mel were both late going home - the dogs usually eat @ 5.00. We got home @ 8.00 to see a grand old mess. They managed some how to open the cabnet w/ thier food in it (was locked too).
We come home too 2 dogs of dog food all over the floor - and a bag of cat food. I mean big bags. empty.
Charlie the fat pug is laying next to the food. Ate so much he couldn't walk away. Looked like a snake after it ate a rabbit. Stomach was hard as a rock. so this morning he still was waddling around and looking like it ate a beach ball - so we brought him to the vet cause his stomach was still rock hard.
Vet took an X ray and couldn't believe how much food was in the dogs stomach. Had to give him some vasoline to lube his stomache up - he was lettin' em rip all day. $140 dollars later, the same dog that ate the panties is back home. Silly dog.
Oh, and he was 5.5 lbs heavier than he was 2 months previous (thats alot of kibble & bits)
Here we are. Last night, me & mel were both late going home - the dogs usually eat @ 5.00. We got home @ 8.00 to see a grand old mess. They managed some how to open the cabnet w/ thier food in it (was locked too).
We come home too 2 dogs of dog food all over the floor - and a bag of cat food. I mean big bags. empty.
Charlie the fat pug is laying next to the food. Ate so much he couldn't walk away. Looked like a snake after it ate a rabbit. Stomach was hard as a rock. so this morning he still was waddling around and looking like it ate a beach ball - so we brought him to the vet cause his stomach was still rock hard.
Vet took an X ray and couldn't believe how much food was in the dogs stomach. Had to give him some vasoline to lube his stomache up - he was lettin' em rip all day. $140 dollars later, the same dog that ate the panties is back home. Silly dog.
Oh, and he was 5.5 lbs heavier than he was 2 months previous (thats alot of kibble & bits)
03-23-2004, 07:05 PM
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Re: My Dog. The dumb ***.
Originally Posted by Jay Carnes
Oh, and he was 5.5 lbs heavier than he was 2 months previous (thats alot of kibble & bits)
03-23-2004, 08:03 PM
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I actually paid the vet bill & laughed. Dog almost killed himself - the vet said he could have collapsed his intestines there was so much food in there. Bravo little pug. Bravo.
03-23-2004, 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by r6 n ****
i have 2 pugs sara and george and georgie only has one eye
I heart pugs. Got ne pics? why's he got 1 eye?
03-25-2004, 04:41 AM
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Re: My Dog. The dumb ***.
Originally Posted by Jay Carnes
Oh yeah? I am the biggest pug fan ever. I am a pug enthusiest if you will. OR a pug homo.
I heart pugs. Got ne pics? why's he got 1 eye?
I heart pugs. Got ne pics? why's he got 1 eye?
Speaking of handicaped dogs, our detachment, along with our CO and 1st Sgt went paintballing this morning and the guy that ran the place had some sort of sheppard mix with no tail or ears. i kept yelling at it "CAN YOU HEAR ME, CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?" no one thought it was as nearly funny as i did
03-25-2004, 09:44 AM
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Re: My Dog. The dumb ***.
Originally Posted by Angel Of Death
You're a homo allright!
Speaking of handicaped dogs, our detachment, along with our CO and 1st Sgt went paintballing this morning and the guy that ran the place had some sort of sheppard mix with no tail or ears. i kept yelling at it "CAN YOU HEAR ME, CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?" no one thought it was as nearly funny as i did
Speaking of handicaped dogs, our detachment, along with our CO and 1st Sgt went paintballing this morning and the guy that ran the place had some sort of sheppard mix with no tail or ears. i kept yelling at it "CAN YOU HEAR ME, CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?" no one thought it was as nearly funny as i did
I JUST SPIT MY COFFEE ALL OVER MY KEY BOARD!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHHA
03-25-2004, 09:55 AM
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Re: My Dog. The dumb ***.
Originally Posted by Angel Of Death
You're a homo allright!
Speaking of handicaped dogs, our detachment, along with our CO and 1st Sgt went paintballing this morning and the guy that ran the place had some sort of sheppard mix with no tail or ears. i kept yelling at it "CAN YOU HEAR ME, CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?" no one thought it was as nearly funny as i did
Speaking of handicaped dogs, our detachment, along with our CO and 1st Sgt went paintballing this morning and the guy that ran the place had some sort of sheppard mix with no tail or ears. i kept yelling at it "CAN YOU HEAR ME, CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?" no one thought it was as nearly funny as i did
LMFAO that just made my day hahahahahahahhahaha
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