boss man gave me **** yesterday bout bein on "that stunt whatever site" all the time......faaahhhk that, he aint in 2day

 

you should **** in his office in a place he'd never think to look. like the a/c heating ductwork.

 

or put something that he uses every day up your ***

 

like his toothbrush! If he's anything like me he loves being a ******** and then brushing his teeth. Look carefully for anything he might stick in his mouth; toothbrush, pens, cough drops, breath mints (i love the irony of that one). Use your imagination. Go through your desk and make a list of the top ten things you would never want stuck in anyones butt and then put back in your desk, and start from there. and then pee in his paper shredder.

 

upper deck his toilet

alex

 

i dont' think anyone has the kind of toilets that you can do that to anymore. Be a lot easier to epoxy his windshield wipers down and fill in his door locks with solder. Dont forget to make a tiny inscision in his leather seats and pee into the tiny inscision. and put fish under his seats

 

those toilets are hard to come by. d'angelos has them, i know that much.

put meatloaf in his glovebox


alex

 

oooh im feelin mighty tricky now, time to go through his office real quick see what i can **** on

 

**** or just take, or erase! like his harddrive. format c: enter

 

ductape a nice healthy log too the underside of his desk. then he will either sit there and smell that **** and not know where it is comin from, or he will stretch his legs and brush up against the **** with the tops of his legs. either way it is a cant lose situation

 

hardest part is actually taping the log to the desk. other than that i think that would be a splendid idea


alex

 

you have never taped a log too something??? it works excelent

 

Yeah.......that's a great idea! That way you can hang out with me during my vacation next week cause you'll be FIRED!

 

whats an upper deck?

yo, i get yelled @ for being on stuntlife every day.

 

thats cause your always forget about **** that is important like car sales you ****

 

Me too!

 

It is when you do a stinky in the top part of the crapper!
Yeah.....the part that makes all the noise and that has the flush lever!

 

i thought I was gonna get yelled at for being on bike sites, then my boss showed me a jeep forum that he found. now he's on that all the time.