Here I am, here I go, but before I get started,
haven't said a word, you're already outsmarted,
my man may be short but he's still my hero,
I read all your ****, care factor….ZERO
listen to me soundin' off like a valley girl
cheerleading skirt, with a baton to twirl

All you sorry *** clowns went to see 8 mile
now you think you're slim shady and got all his style
you all ain’t got **** all you do is talk smack
that’s why you can only get 12 year old chicks in the sack

Go on say it – I’m a **** – I’m fat
Can’t you come up with anything better than that?
Your ***** looks like roast beef - You got stink nuggets too –
Spare me with all of your childish spew.

So come back at me and try to dis –
I’m a chick, I’ll win
All I have to do is show my ****!

lata dicks!
amy

 

OK.. that's it. I'm officially retiring from this rap game.

F.S.O.S beat my *** raw and now Amy is ripping **** up dope. I'm done. OVA!!!

Lata,
Bri

PS. F.S.O.S. Got the title!! Those are some dope *** lyrics kid.

 

i'll be good, i promise i'll behave....
i didn't know she was ten i thought the bitch shave....
your ***** looks like roast beef, is that the best that you got....
it's your ******* thats shaped like the open end of a sock....
used and abused from way back in high school...
the part that scares me is your butt plug tool...

but, anuff of that, back to the story...
the rhymes that you spit, are really startin to bore me...

**** Em, lock me up right away...
i'm must be sick and retarded with the **** that i say...
10 year olds, Mmmm, they're kinda yummy...
especially when you tag team 'em with your buddy....

 

whats the matter, does nobody want to play...
did this kid from the sticks, pick up the game and carry it away...
don't get me started cause i'll go off...
i'll go up and blow up like Christa McAuliffe...
ohhh,
maybe, that, was a little too far...
she was a teacher and now she's a star...
Ah-hem, there i go again...
a big ol' pile of **** i keep on jumpin' in...
when is this kid gonna learn..
probabally when i'm in hell and the fires start to burn...........

 

Whoaa there children I aint done this game
hafta throw you some **** to put U outa the game
Foxracinggirl has come to step in the ring
Its funny I see you typin but U aint sayin a thing
Sorry about the *** F.S.O.S saw I was there
give it 4-6 weeks before you sit in a chair
come to the board and start your bitchin
best advice I can give is get back to the kitchen
ha ha just kiddin I dont even know ya
you attempted to ryhme so some respect I will show ya
I usually treat women with the utmost repect
but they usually end up with the utmost neglect
Bri whats the deal they throwin too much dirt
to many boys and girls gettin under your skirt
just brush it off, take a break, and catch your breath
Ull be back with those ryhmes that you slickers call "def"
Ok thats enough for one day I guess
got some cleanin to do the jacuzzi's a mess.

Late,
BD

 

oh **** i havent check for a couple of days and more peoppl are here
and tizones bitchin cause i drank all of the beer
and he says i dont pay rent what a ****** joke
i give what i owe even if that leaves me broke
go ahead and find someone to pay what i pay for a closet
what? cant find a roommate, cant afford your morgage, your condo you lost it
and you make fun of the car i got for free
its better than your pice of **** you wanted to trade with me
you say i ****** must pay girls to stay here
your just mad cause all you have is your computer and beer
your on the god damn computer day in and dayout
cant find a girl cause thats all you care about
ya i might not be the best at the geek box
but atleast i get ***..all you have is sticky socks

and where did this kid fsos come from
he must have been busy the rest of the thread gettin it in the bum
you and big dad have somethin in comin
you both go no flow and you work all day farmin
everyone is on your ballz and says your rymes are phat
come on you aint got **** you cant **** with D.A.T
cause my lyrics will abuse you and ****** confuse you
youll be so fucked up youll have to ask mommy what to do
but she wont know shell be confused just as much
youll ask your dad and hell say "just run cause his rymes you cant touch"
sorry fsos hope you dont think im rude
but done for now my fatass needs some food

 

14 beers and im feelin' the effex
prop drank to much to get some sex
******* tizone didn't give me a call to see what up
probably drinking with some bitches to see whats sup
damn ***** didnt call back to say what the dilla yo
instead thier vagina's just grow another afro yo'
im drunk i can't hardly type - I can't even ******* make sense
running from the law i can't even climb a fence
im out im seeing two of the monitor
better than seeing 2 of my mother, the stupid *****
can't type caue I see triple of all the stuff
close one eye and **** ain't all that ruff
I can make it being drunk up in this state
check out my mini bike wheelies - does that **** even rate?

 

i said before....

So come back at me and try to dis –
I’m a chick, I’ll win
All I have to do is show my ****!

so... i win!

 

Ok girl you win for now
looks like in second you'll need a towel
wet t-shirt contests I could watch all day
but when you gonna let that cute blue thong out to play?
see ***** are nice and so are tight tummys
but asses are where its at, split peaches, mmmm YUMMY!!

BD

 

Nice cans!

sorry about the rhyme i wrote last night. that **** is terrible. I was wasted & didn't know any better.

 

AMY!!!!


This was supposed to be the best NON picture thread ever


YOU RUINED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1



lmao...

Ive seen that pic b4 some where BTW...

 

looooool hey tony im not gonna get in this rhymin **** with u, ur not even in my category ull get ****** school'ld. u watch way to much 8 mile y dont u get some ***** never mind that might take awhile, cause grls dont want a guy with a little DICK
no im only playin dog im sry for that ****.

U drive bikes like a bitch nobody care's what u say u live with another guy tell me ur not gay. Two in the pink one in the stink
ya thats some funny ****, so isn't Tim ***** deep in ur *** i kno u like it. u think ur bad cause u 12 o'clock just give me some ****** catch up time then will see whats up.

Ur to small for a bike u need a elervator to get up to seat height.
u look like mini me just shy of 3 ft. like i said ur a bitch u sit down to take a **** pick another sport u ****** suck at this. TONY FACE
:o it ur a fagget u suck dick u cant even **** standin up u sit donw to do it.

Eddie RM

WWW.RECKLESSMETHODS.COM

 

LMFAO!!!!

hahah that was good... but at least hit enter after the ryme.. lol



looooool hey tony im not gonna get in this rhymin **** with u, ur not even in my category ull get ****** school'ld.
u watch way to much 8 mile
y dont u get some ***** never mind that might take awhile,
cause grls dont want a guy with a little DICK
no im only playin dog im sry for that ****.

U drive bikes like a bitch nobody care's what u say
u live with another guy tell me ur not gay.
Two in the pink one in the stink
ya thats some funny ****, so isn't Tim ***** deep in ur *** i kno u like it.
u think ur bad cause u 12 o'clock just give me some ****** catch up time
then will see whats up.

Ur to small for a bike u need a elervator to get up to seat height.
u look like mini me just shy of 3 ft.
like i said ur a bitch u sit down to take a ****
pick another sport u ****** suck at this.
TONY FACE it ur a fagget
u suck dick u cant even **** standin up u sit donw to do it.

Eddie RM


Ok most of it didint even ****** ryhme but least u tried..LMAO

 

Oh please, who hasn't seen that pic before
Everyone knows my girl's an attention *****
That's right, ChrisF4i is up in this *****-****** thread
If you **** with me, I'll beat you till you're dead
I may be short, but I ain't take no ****
But we know I can't win cause I ain't got no ****
To post up here on Stuntlife.com
But that's aight, cuz my girlz are the bomb!
Now this *****-****** ****** wants to see her ***
C'mon BigDad, that time's done passed.
On Thong Thursday I posted up her backside view
If you didn't see that ****, that's too bad for you
You guys are never satisfied, you always wanna see more,
But I get to see it all when we're behind closed doors.
So that's enough pics of my woman's body,
Even though Tizone's got a bunch from Eclipse's party.
Nighttime picture guy's a fool with the camera,
But you guys are dreaming if you think you can ram her.
I don't mind if ya'll fellas look,
but don't put together a whole ****** porno book.
I'm proud of my girl, so soon I'll post more pics
And all you guys can play with your dicks!

I know I'm no rapper, my lyrics suck
And if we get in a fight, I'll kick you in your nuts!
I don't give a ****, I'm a crazy-*** midget,
so if you come to my hood, you better step with it.
But I've had enough, I'm getting out the ghetto fo' sheezie,
Before I wind up like Tupac and Biggie.
Im moving up north, Yeah - my girl and me,
but ya'll bitches still better come to our party.
And I don't wanna hear that it's too far of a ride,
we got a huge garage, can fit like fiddy bikes inside

After this ****, you can dis my freestyle skillz,
but don't say I ain't a man cuz I ride on two wheelz.
And who gives a **** if I'm barely over 5 foot 3,
just don't confuse me with that bitch ToeKnee!

 

Food,?
who the **** you kiddin'....
your just hungry for a dick, big-ol' finger lickin'...
P-town supa hero, right from the get go...
silly fagot, your rhymes just blow...

"Ha ha, he's from the sticks, yeah i'll show him"...
did you miss the part about, spending part of my youth in Lynn...
you know...
Lynn.......
Lynn.......
that city of sin....
you nevah come out, the way you went in....
I'll tell you what, go see 8 mile again.....
400 more times and you may be able to rap like him...
hate the game, not the playa...
peace one love...
see ya lata..

 

Hahha!!

 

ha!..............

 

i aint gunna read that shat but hey **** it , i m gunna laugh with you.

 

you should, its funny.

 

ha .