Anyone catch howard stern this morning?

had a big segment about shitting your pants. i tried & tried to get through, no luck. dammit, i actually had some insite on a topic.

 

So......... The pros and cons of crapping your pants.

Discuss!

 

Pro's:
-don't have to get up to go the bathroom.
-makes good conversation
-just all around funny.
-feels nice & warm & squishy.
-keeps people away from you.

Con's:
-smells awful
-have to wipe w/ ur boxer shorts or socks.
-now your car stinks.
-people photoshop your face onto baby pictures
-gives you a rash on your butt cheeks
-makes you clench every time you fart, for fear of crappin' ur draws

 

B-
Could have used more detail, including real life experiences. You forgot to cite your references.

 

when u gamble and lose on a fart your whole day has new meaning.

Sometimes I think diapers would solve alot of problems!!!!

 

true that!

and i got more life experiences w/ shitting my pants than you'll ever know. Ive done it everywhere. I gotta control myself.

 

FYI, Carnesy - Howard was on vacation Friday, so the show you were listening to was a repeat. But nonetheless.... keep up the good ****-work.

 

JAY YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW WHO CAN **** THEIR PANTS AND TELL EVERYONE ABOUT IT AND LAUGH .......