Stupidity
#1
I Have Too Much Free Time
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Diddleboro , MA
Age: 45
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Stupidity
Damn im stupid. Check this out.
Woke up this morning. Hungry as hell. Pour up a mean bowl of cerial into a giant tupperwear bowl. yeah. Get out the milk, smell it. Smells questionable. Screw it I was hungry. Dumped it all in there. Took a few bikes, tasted a little funny but who cares - i was hungry. at the whole thing. drank all the yummy fruit loop milk @ the end too.
Newsflash. THe milk was bad. Feels like there is an angry midget w/ brass knuckles trying to get otta my stomache now.
oh god. don't drink bad milk.
Woke up this morning. Hungry as hell. Pour up a mean bowl of cerial into a giant tupperwear bowl. yeah. Get out the milk, smell it. Smells questionable. Screw it I was hungry. Dumped it all in there. Took a few bikes, tasted a little funny but who cares - i was hungry. at the whole thing. drank all the yummy fruit loop milk @ the end too.
Newsflash. THe milk was bad. Feels like there is an angry midget w/ brass knuckles trying to get otta my stomache now.
oh god. don't drink bad milk.
#13
Another example of stupidity....I got a genital piercing a while back (no that's not the stupid part) so put in new jewelry yesterday and about two minutes ago I'm taking a leak in the urinal...learned the first and most important lesson about genital peircings, either pay really good attention to what you're doing, or sit down to pee so if it makes you feel any better I just pissed all over myself, had to stand there untill the bathroom was clear, turned around, grabbed some paper towels and made a james bond style B line for my office
#15
Originally posted by hessogood
Another example of stupidity....I got a genital piercing a while back (no that's not the stupid part) so put in new jewelry yesterday and about two minutes ago I'm taking a leak in the urinal...learned the first and most important lesson about genital peircings, either pay really good attention to what you're doing, or sit down to pee so if it makes you feel any better I just pissed all over myself, had to stand there untill the bathroom was clear, turned around, grabbed some paper towels and made a james bond style B line for my office
Another example of stupidity....I got a genital piercing a while back (no that's not the stupid part) so put in new jewelry yesterday and about two minutes ago I'm taking a leak in the urinal...learned the first and most important lesson about genital peircings, either pay really good attention to what you're doing, or sit down to pee so if it makes you feel any better I just pissed all over myself, had to stand there untill the bathroom was clear, turned around, grabbed some paper towels and made a james bond style B line for my office
u pierced ur ****...ahhh **** man thats gotta hurt, ****
#16
Re: Stupidity
Originally posted by 1000ceecee
Damn im stupid. Check this out.
Woke up this morning. Hungry as hell. Pour up a mean bowl of cerial into a giant tupperwear bowl. yeah. Get out the milk, smell it. Smells questionable. Screw it I was hungry. Dumped it all in there. Took a few bikes, tasted a little funny but who cares - i was hungry. at the whole thing. drank all the yummy fruit loop milk @ the end too.
Newsflash. THe milk was bad. Feels like there is an angry midget w/ brass knuckles trying to get otta my stomache now.
oh god. don't drink bad milk.
Damn im stupid. Check this out.
Woke up this morning. Hungry as hell. Pour up a mean bowl of cerial into a giant tupperwear bowl. yeah. Get out the milk, smell it. Smells questionable. Screw it I was hungry. Dumped it all in there. Took a few bikes, tasted a little funny but who cares - i was hungry. at the whole thing. drank all the yummy fruit loop milk @ the end too.
Newsflash. THe milk was bad. Feels like there is an angry midget w/ brass knuckles trying to get otta my stomache now.
oh god. don't drink bad milk.
#18
Originally posted by hessogood
Another example of stupidity....I got a genital piercing a while back (no that's not the stupid part) so put in new jewelry yesterday and about two minutes ago I'm taking a leak in the urinal...learned the first and most important lesson about genital peircings, either pay really good attention to what you're doing, or sit down to pee so if it makes you feel any better I just pissed all over myself, had to stand there untill the bathroom was clear, turned around, grabbed some paper towels and made a james bond style B line for my office
Another example of stupidity....I got a genital piercing a while back (no that's not the stupid part) so put in new jewelry yesterday and about two minutes ago I'm taking a leak in the urinal...learned the first and most important lesson about genital peircings, either pay really good attention to what you're doing, or sit down to pee so if it makes you feel any better I just pissed all over myself, had to stand there untill the bathroom was clear, turned around, grabbed some paper towels and made a james bond style B line for my office
#19
I Have Too Much Free Time
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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Ok, Round #2. This morning im cutting my hair (cause im too cheap to pay someone to buzz it for me). Doing my thing #2 all the way around when the F*cking attatchment falls off & i scalp myself in a spot on the side of my head towards the top. Does the world love to **** on me this much? I mean holy crap.
So i have to faid the spot out and I look like a f'n jack ***. Who wants to buy a car from a jack ***? Why do I keep on.
geez, someone kill me.
So i have to faid the spot out and I look like a f'n jack ***. Who wants to buy a car from a jack ***? Why do I keep on.
geez, someone kill me.