verticaljay

Think u guys might like this one


Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was
missing for six days._ Eventually, Michael, the
archangel, found him on the seventh day._ He inquires
of God,_ "Where have you been?"

__ God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly
pointed downward through the clouds. "Look, Michael
what I've made."

__ Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said "What is
it?"

"It's a planet", replied God, "and I've put life on
it._ I'm going to call it earth and it's going to be a
great place of balance."

"Balance?"_ Inquired Michael, still confused.

"The Middle East over there will be a hot spot, " God
continued, pointing to different countries._ "This one
will be extremely hot and this one will be very cold
and covered with ice."

The archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed
to an area_with >mountains and said, "what's that one?"

"Ah", said God, "that's Maine, the most glorious place
on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers, lakes
and climate._ The people from_Maine are going to be
modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going
to be found traveling the world._ They will be
extremely sociable, hardworking, and high achieving
people, and they will be known throughout the world as
diplomats and carriers of peace".

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then
exclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there
would be balance! Everyone and everything seems so
totally perfect in this place you call Maine!"

God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the people I'm
sending up from Massachusetts every weekend!"

Jay Carnes

Mass-holes represent!!