I hit a guy on a 10 speed bike!

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04-24-2003, 02:05 PM

Jay Carnes

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I hit a guy on a 10 speed bike!

Long story short, Im driving a big Old S500 Mercedes Benz to go pick up lunch. I come up to a 4 way stop sign & go to just roll through it to take a right.

well....... as i go to round the corner, this old *** guy on a 10 speed is BOMBING down the street & can't stop. He sticks his feet down to stop him & tries to round the corner to avoid me. Guess what, he couldn't stop. WHAM!!! Right into the side of the benz. Bike smashed into the pass rear door & he flew off right into the 1/4 panel over the bars. Fu*ked up the pass rear door & the 1/4 panel pretty bad. To my surprise, he picks himself off the ground, picks his bike up & runs away!

So i did what anyone would do, I SCREWED!! Try to explain to your boss what happened to the big body benz because you ran some old guy over.

oh man im still rollin' from this.

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04-24-2003, 02:17 PM

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LMFAO... only us sick ****s would find hitting some one with a car funny...

well he kinda hit you.. but still funny as hell.. HAHAHAHA

04-24-2003, 02:50 PM

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here's a pic of the 1/4 panel. i coudn't get teh marks on the door to show up w/ the camera.

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04-24-2003, 03:09 PM

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LMNO!!!

Damn, this should be in the humor section.

I woulda chased the ***** in the Benz.
"Hey you! You're gonna pay for this dent! Get back here you bloody old man!!!"

04-24-2003, 03:30 PM

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**** I would run to before I had to pay to fix a damn Mercedes!

04-24-2003, 04:23 PM

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Now THAT is pure comedy. Only in Brockton...

04-24-2003, 04:47 PM

Jay Carnes

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that picture doesn't do it justice - looks alot worse in person. scratches on the trunk lid too from him landing on it.

man its so funny when i re-think it.

04-24-2003, 06:29 PM

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oh ****

i take out the 9 and shoot him and then hit him with the but of the gun .

04-24-2003, 06:50 PM

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OH MY GHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDD I BET THE LOOK ON UR FACE JAY WAS PRICELESS!!!!!

04-24-2003, 07:06 PM

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you really cant see any damage in the picture's. looks worse in person

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04-24-2003, 07:19 PM

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That sucks, but also funny in a way!

04-24-2003, 07:46 PM

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i can only imagine Donny's reaction when you told him what happened! And i thought funny sh*t only happened to me when i worked there.... Erik

ps.. remember the time i totaled the SuperCoupe and then left for paris island the very next day... "Sorry Donny... chashed a couple cars.. gotta go!"