Yo Jay… I know you gonna help me out on this one

You wanna freestyle ? I cant even spell freestyle..
Only lessons I got was from eminem in 8 mile


Yo Thursday night jay had us all crackin
Talkin bout his dirty *** accidently crappin
Jennie and lindzy cheesin so hard they cant see
Next thing u know they be starting to pee
Mel sittin next to jay lookin all upset
Looks like tonight jay wont be getting his dick wet
After that its off to rip tides to get wasted
Oh **** my beers gone I didn’t even taste it


Sat night rubbas crib was the place to get started
Till his big *** dog fu(kin farted
Had “B” drinkin some bitch *** DNA
When swanks the one who bought them… how fu(kin gay
Time to go boston and get banged up with Bri
Everyone drank so much I thought we were all gonna die
Scorpoin bowl after bowl shot after shot…
Cam thinks that fat bitch is lookin hot..
Mels ****in wasted gonna fu(kin hurl
DAT is starting fights and runnin away… what a fuggin girl..
Lets see if any of u **** can flow
But I think the 5 foot assasin just stole the show

what what sukka

 

oh phucking sweet man!!
here we go.... at it again.
freestylin on the RM board.
Who gonna take the reward.
Saturday Night was off the meter.
Punk started with Tara, thought he was tough and tried to beat her.
The night was filled drama.
but nothing was gonna ruin the karma.
First some **** with my boy Dumb *** Tim
Then this punk started, I dropped him hard, he had no clue what even hit him.
You know me, I ain't no fighter.
but **** me off and you'll end up in the hosiptal right beside her.
'cause if you cross my line, I'll ***** you up and your little lady.
and both of you will be in the hospital sucking on a straw like a baby.
Next time bring your game,
cause you won't ruin mine, I had fun, it was still all the same.

Lata,
Bri

 

oh look what that little bastard brough back from the past
tony needin' bud light, like a broken bone needs a cast
up in tha club is where tony shines
Beer after beer & shots of all kinds
up in the cut, tizone starts to expload
His days not over till he blasts a load
he havn't been writin' rhymes, but there stuck in his head
he don't leave the ***** alone till its hurtin' & red
beer after beer the little fak don't stop chuggin'
@ the gangsta party we all be straight thuggin'
School girls & thugs is how we get crackin
See a fine girl in a plaid skirt & start Mackin'
Workin' on a buzz , tha fiddy's come out
Circle wheelies & 12 locked - with out a doubt
Im sittin' at work & they all think im busy
But Im bustin' gay rhymes that are off tha hizzy
Or im in photoshop ****in' w/ some .gifs or .jpeg's
Makin' Cam dressed in chaps w/ no F'n legs
Im outa here, i can't rhyme at all
Im to rhyme - what tony is to tall

 

Disclaimer.. i dont want anyone kickin my ***.. LOL this is a JOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Out of no where on there ***** lil quads
skank rubba and lil B , the 3 lil frauds
anyone ever notice how they are always together
probly ticklin eachothers pickle with a feather..
Wicked ******* are about as cool as a boston tigga...
yo im just jokin like when i call cam a *****
but come on now anyone can stunt on all 4
try doing it on a bike and youll be on the floor
skanks a lil gina all skinny like a pencil dick
he steps outta line and gets beat by his chick...
rubba goes down on his girl and and his lip is gonna stink
cause she wipes back to front and gets nuggets in the pink
haha you know im just clowning cause im bored being a *****
now spit somthing back at the lil midget with a 2" dick

 

So here it starts again - Lets the disses fly
Lets rip on Cam, the token Black guy
Nah im just playin' dawg, love the new hair style
one of these days I'll rhyme, just give me a while
I figured i'd write one rhyme and I would be straight
Back on this **** like Cam to a girl thats overweight
oh sh*t, there I go again
Back on this, like cam on some men
lol, you know im just playin'
I can't rap - this goes w/ out sayin'

 

Chillin, chillin at work all day,
I think this rappin thing is pretty GAY!
Went to Hong Kong to get the coat I lost,
Yo Tizone how much a new RM sweatshirt cost?
Tony got shut off - what else is new,
I think everyone else had one or two,
Oh wait! What am I thinkin,
Since when is WR and RM not drinkin!!!
Events of the night were pretty funny,
That big homeless guy is my new honey.
Only spent 25 bucks the whole frickin night,
Went outside got ready to fight.
Leave it all to Dumb *** Tim,
Had to knock some dude out for messin with him!
The whole night was such a blast,
Even though Bri had to get out of there fast!
Could have done without the fightin--make love not war,
I gotta go I got mad heads in the store.........

Yo I'm out!
J to the Ennie

 

Look at Prozak talking **** about sucking on a howard.
Then he turns around and runs like a little punk coward.
First he throws in a disclaimer like a *****.
dude, you're looking like a jive *** hussy.
You gonna learn to back up your game.
none of this **** talking, time to take the blame.
You're just jeleous I got you on the stoppie.
If you don't buy another bike soon, you'll be riding that jalopy.
You betta watch out because in Summer 2003 it's on.
Reckless Methods will be wipped off the map, see ya later, GONE!
This year Core 6 is in this ***** effin house.
We'll be in the spot light looking down your girls' blouse.
What I'm spittin here ain't nuthin but the true.
So sit down, eat a dick, and get a clue.

Lata,
Bri

 

Yo listen up you fat fu(kin inbread
your stomachs almost as big as your head
you got stoppies yea ill admit
but you got the momentum you fat ****
id be good at stoppies to if thats all i ever did
try to do an apehanger youll fall and break a rib
you try to 12 and lose it.. break your case cover...
put your bike away in the garage where you live with your mother
RM aing going no where ill disreguard what you say...
we on da map.. and we here to stay...

 

I had to write one my rhyme before i take my lunch
Prob gonna diss someone & take a punch
Like a drunk crack head in my driveway straight trippin'
Or tony's X girlfriend - goin' cow tippin'
Bud Light Edition fiddy is how I do
Still with out a scratch - Still looking new
People think I sell drugs w/ all the toys i got
400ex, a Double R and A Fiddy thats Hot
An R wheezy Thats beaten and gay
"That Kids up to no good", is what the neighbors say
Our whole crew out drinkin' in the street & we Hoot & hollah
I'd sell my soul if I could make a dolla
A rhyme woudn't be complete w/ out a Stink Nugget in the mix
On stuntlife.com is how I get my kicks
over 1500 posts holy sh*t do I suck
Dont I have anything better to do? I mean What the Fu(k?

 

Nice!! but F-U!

How's that for a rhyme?

hehehe

Bri

 

lol sorry that was outta line.. Hahaha kick the **** outta me

 

i love these. tony always crosses the line. hahahhaha

 

Hey... fat girls need lovin' too!!!

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

 

just got back from a 2 hour lunch break
Im Pissin' on fools like a urinal cake
Im gruntin' & fartin' and red in the face
Splatter that urinal cake all over the place
Hate when they put a cake protective cover
Peeing between the lines I quickly discover
HA! NO Urinal cake is safe from my rath
that ***** in the urinal, right in my path
it gives me something to do while I pee
Why's everybody looking at me?
You know you do the same thing when you see a crap stain
Pee on that thing, give it some pain.
Sharpen your aim, pee on that turd
Blow it to pieces, pretend its a bird
Clean the bowl with ur stream
Have some pride, make it gleam!
well thats enough, you probably want me to quit
But - Peeing is funner than taking a sh*t

 

LOL jay u crack my **** up


Jays as home with his pug.. such a nice lil dog
he like to touch the poor thing and massage its hog
kids got blocks on his diet diesel mini bike
but its only a 50 he cant ride a real bike
kid lives in the friggin gheotto hood
crack deala's up in his garage like you know they would
if you sell i sell but he dont sell cuz we dont sell jigga...
but im tellin you i just bought that **** *****
yo b hold my liquor right quick
i gotta take a ****.. lemme wip out my dick
turns around and takes a head into the snow..
stands back up snow in his face "I feel mad nice Yo"
cops come down and check out the spot
drunk *** claimin its god... but really its a few bags of pot
we watched him go away with the cops in the cruiser
STAY AWAY FROM DRUGS BOYS AND GIRLS.. UNLESS YOUR A LOSER

 

this **** kills me. makes the day go by!

 

HOLY F(UCKIN **** LMAO NEVER SEEN THIS **** BE4 TILL I WALKED IN THE DOOR TURNED ON MY COMP AND WHAT DO I C BUT PROZACK AND 1000ceecee MAKIN RYMES THAT ARE AS TIGHT AS CAN BE.
SAT NIGHT WAS OFF THE HOOK
12 SCORPIAN BOWLS WAS ALL IT TOOK.


LOL ok iam done my brain isn't workin, i need to go have some fun !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

i havent been on stuntlife for over a week
so just sit down and shut up and listen to me speak
im workin in NH in the middle of nowhere
but theres a 9s downstairs i get effed up and dont care
i play pool and drink frosty 25s all night till i fall down
i go to work the next day still drunk like an *** clown
had a blast in boston and happy birthday bri
but when im banged up dont mess with me ask that guy
drank enogh to kill an army
wake up in the mornin like "where is all my money"
how did we get home me and tizone have no clue
but we all had fun and got wasted...this is how we do
wicked riders where there but there light weight and cant hang
i had to drive for B and rubba past out and hit the floor BANG
well im done for now got beeeaaahs to drink
but im comin after all of you i dont care what you think




ps i didnt even know i could use the computer in the lobby im such an ***

 

hahahaha Tyson Tim !! what up foo !!

you raping hairy beavers up north now !?!?!? Its effing cold up there ...

Get a bike ... warm weather is coming !!


PEACE