YOOOOO we back on dissssss freestizzle
02-28-2003 | 02:19 AM
#41
Registered User
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 1,753
From: Charlotte, NC
Originally posted by StuntLuvr
Wait hold up boys, stop the tape
DAT wants to be dissed, let me get this sh*t straight
You never stop drinkin, your *** is gettin fat
When we go out youre so dumb that we nicknamed you DAT
Youre teeth are all broken and you got a banged up ID
Kid youre not even legal but lookin old as can be
Uh oh what happened, your beer goggles too tight?
In comes Rip Tides girl, that sh*ts just not right
Shes got nappy hair and her face is totally beat
Looks like DAT got himself some ground roast beef meat
Up in the club owin' everyone a buck
Wearin your tuff pants and tryin to fight some schmuck
I got this rhyme flowing like you have diareah
And now you cant see straight cause you drank too much beeahh
Only one thing I give you props, youre the best at driving drunk
Cruisin around with some fiddy's locked up in the trunk
And next time you go out, try to remember this
Dont let any girls give you a sweaty club box kiss
And now thats it, im done, gots to go
Unlike the rest, I aint no silly hoe
Hehehe
Wait hold up boys, stop the tape
DAT wants to be dissed, let me get this sh*t straight
You never stop drinkin, your *** is gettin fat
When we go out youre so dumb that we nicknamed you DAT
Youre teeth are all broken and you got a banged up ID
Kid youre not even legal but lookin old as can be
Uh oh what happened, your beer goggles too tight?
In comes Rip Tides girl, that sh*ts just not right
Shes got nappy hair and her face is totally beat
Looks like DAT got himself some ground roast beef meat
Up in the club owin' everyone a buck
Wearin your tuff pants and tryin to fight some schmuck
I got this rhyme flowing like you have diareah
And now you cant see straight cause you drank too much beeahh
Only one thing I give you props, youre the best at driving drunk
Cruisin around with some fiddy's locked up in the trunk
And next time you go out, try to remember this
Dont let any girls give you a sweaty club box kiss
And now thats it, im done, gots to go
Unlike the rest, I aint no silly hoe
Hehehe
hahahahahah
Im drunk as f*ck wtf ............... LOL
you guys are crazy!! 
it's funny **** 
03-06-2003 | 01:07 PM
#43
I Have Too Much Free Time
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 12,735
From: Diddleboro , MA
back in this, couldn't let the freestlye thread die
like offspring say's - Im pretty fly for a white guy
My rhymes flow like they were injected intravenous
I mean this ***** instinct - like Cam to a *****
Give Cam a Hampster, a Lighter & a cardboard Tube
He'll Know what to do, just don't forget the lube
Just kiddin' Cam, im just bustin' ya *****
one of my favorite things to do - like vaginal walls
ive been sick as a mother, i think i got a cooty
the award goes to Blondy - she's got the turbo booty
Look out the window and its snowing pretty hard
W/ my hockey helmet on - Im a window licking 'Tard
Im outta rhymes, can't think of any thing else to type
Gotta go check my boxers, I forgot to wipe.
:YEAH
like offspring say's - Im pretty fly for a white guy
My rhymes flow like they were injected intravenous
I mean this ***** instinct - like Cam to a *****
Give Cam a Hampster, a Lighter & a cardboard Tube
He'll Know what to do, just don't forget the lube
Just kiddin' Cam, im just bustin' ya *****
one of my favorite things to do - like vaginal walls
ive been sick as a mother, i think i got a cooty
the award goes to Blondy - she's got the turbo booty
Look out the window and its snowing pretty hard
W/ my hockey helmet on - Im a window licking 'Tard
Im outta rhymes, can't think of any thing else to type
Gotta go check my boxers, I forgot to wipe.
:YEAH
03-08-2003 | 10:38 AM
#48
Registered User
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 463
From: Brockton, MA
Heres a little freestyle to the tune of .50 IN THA CLUB
YOU can find RM in tha club.
Drinking and gettin really buzzed.
Tony's talking to a girl and I think he wants to fu*ck.
You want to fight and I think your out of luck.
We got tha hollow points in tha .38 snub.
Rubba pukes when he gets fu*cked up.
When we roll 30 deep theres 30 fights in the club.
DAT will always come dance with your girl.
I cant bring a friend to the bar that won't hurl!
Brendens ready to punch a window out.
He locked his keys in his car again, thats what thats about.
Jennie can punch real hard in the mouth.
Hit that fu*ckin kid like it was a title bout.
YOU can find RM in tha club.
Drinking and gettin really buzzed.
Tony's talking to a girl and I think he wants to fu*ck.
You want to fight and I think your out of luck.
We got tha hollow points in tha .38 snub.
Swank got the bitches on lock down.
You know he's banged every fu*ckin girl in your town.
Jay's in the corner, words slurrin'.
One more beer then his visions really blurrin'.
Blondy belongs on the short yellow bus, YOU WINDOW LICKER.
Thats ok because tonight I'm still gonna stick her!
AND YOU KNOW WHERE THE FU*CK WE BE!!
YOU can find RM in tha club.
Drinking and gettin really buzzed.
Tony's talking to a girl and I think he wants to fu*ck.
You want to fight and I think your out of luck.
We got tha hollow points in tha .38 snub.
Drinking and gettin really buzzed.
Tony's talking to a girl and I think he wants to fu*ck.
You want to fight and I think your out of luck.
We got tha hollow points in tha .38 snub.
Rubba pukes when he gets fu*cked up.
When we roll 30 deep theres 30 fights in the club.
DAT will always come dance with your girl.
I cant bring a friend to the bar that won't hurl!
Brendens ready to punch a window out.
He locked his keys in his car again, thats what thats about.
Jennie can punch real hard in the mouth.
Hit that fu*ckin kid like it was a title bout.
YOU can find RM in tha club.
Drinking and gettin really buzzed.
Tony's talking to a girl and I think he wants to fu*ck.
You want to fight and I think your out of luck.
We got tha hollow points in tha .38 snub.
Swank got the bitches on lock down.
You know he's banged every fu*ckin girl in your town.
Jay's in the corner, words slurrin'.
One more beer then his visions really blurrin'.
Blondy belongs on the short yellow bus, YOU WINDOW LICKER.
Thats ok because tonight I'm still gonna stick her!
AND YOU KNOW WHERE THE FU*CK WE BE!!
YOU can find RM in tha club.
Drinking and gettin really buzzed.
Tony's talking to a girl and I think he wants to fu*ck.
You want to fight and I think your out of luck.
We got tha hollow points in tha .38 snub.
Last edited by "CK"; 03-08-2003 at 03:15 PM.
03-09-2003 | 09:18 AM
#50
Registered User
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 175
From: CT
yoyo... YO
let the new guy bust some flow
sit back relax, lick ya window
all this stuntin, drinkin, & talkin trash - gonna get you knocked straight on your ***
oh wait, your right, i'm white, what gives me the right?
don't know 1000ceecee, "CK", or blondy;
don't know Stuntluvr, DAT, or Slam,
but i do know toeknee -- since he owned that black trans-am...
see what got done? see what i did?
it's that off-beat, on-beat that you don't wanna fu(k with!
yeah i got a bike, but i don't stunt, not pretendin, don't even front,
but i ride real good yo, i can ride fast
spend my whole day passin your ***
coulda listend to my moms cuz she said it
"robbie don't ride so fast, speed kills, a coffin's where you're headed"
didn't listen then, ain't gonna listen now
posin near my bike watchin girlies, DAMN!, LOOKIE!, WOW!
much respect girls, don't get me wrong,
that *** is TIGHT in that Reckless Methods thong!
hahaha, there i did it again, changed it up while i'm working on the weekend.
i'm almost done, cuz i don't rhyme good,
wtf you expect, i'm a country boy, i don't live in no hood!
you did the umpa lumpa, & the umpa de doo
2k3 boyz i'm comin for your stunt crew
oh wait let me re-read this ****, it could be a hit.. this THREAD is the bomb
you fuggin stunt crews just got smacked up from RedNeckToyZ.com!!
PEACE!
let the new guy bust some flow
sit back relax, lick ya window
all this stuntin, drinkin, & talkin trash - gonna get you knocked straight on your ***
oh wait, your right, i'm white, what gives me the right?
don't know 1000ceecee, "CK", or blondy;
don't know Stuntluvr, DAT, or Slam,
but i do know toeknee -- since he owned that black trans-am...
see what got done? see what i did?
it's that off-beat, on-beat that you don't wanna fu(k with!
yeah i got a bike, but i don't stunt, not pretendin, don't even front,
but i ride real good yo, i can ride fast
spend my whole day passin your ***
coulda listend to my moms cuz she said it
"robbie don't ride so fast, speed kills, a coffin's where you're headed"
didn't listen then, ain't gonna listen now
posin near my bike watchin girlies, DAMN!, LOOKIE!, WOW!
much respect girls, don't get me wrong,
that *** is TIGHT in that Reckless Methods thong!
hahaha, there i did it again, changed it up while i'm working on the weekend.
i'm almost done, cuz i don't rhyme good,
wtf you expect, i'm a country boy, i don't live in no hood!
you did the umpa lumpa, & the umpa de doo
2k3 boyz i'm comin for your stunt crew
oh wait let me re-read this ****, it could be a hit.. this THREAD is the bomb
you fuggin stunt crews just got smacked up from RedNeckToyZ.com!!
PEACE!
03-09-2003 | 09:28 AM
#51
Registered User
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 175
From: CT
oh wait, looky what i noticed; that was my first post!
it wasn't that bad, don't wanna boast
but i'm gonna, cuz i'm better than most!
Confidence that's all it takes,
cuz i ain't no wanksta ryming about urinal cakes!
it was funny **** tho, props to 1000ceecee...
but i'm a lyrical genius & he can't fade me!
huh, looky that
post #2 with another rhyme that is phat!
it wasn't that bad, don't wanna boast
but i'm gonna, cuz i'm better than most!
Confidence that's all it takes,
cuz i ain't no wanksta ryming about urinal cakes!
it was funny **** tho, props to 1000ceecee...
but i'm a lyrical genius & he can't fade me!
huh, looky that
post #2 with another rhyme that is phat!
03-09-2003 | 10:51 AM
#52
Registered User
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 463
From: Brockton, MA
deogey
You think you got all these lyric creations.
I'll tell you what, your fu*ckin testing my patience.
I got the rhymes that will eat you up.
Your lucky I don't come over there and fu*ckin beat you up!
You whackass red-neck hick.
Let me give you a big RM welcome...SUCK MY D!CK!!
I think you got what I'm sayin....
Take a joke BRAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I'm only fu*ckin playin'
I'll tell you what, your fu*ckin testing my patience.
I got the rhymes that will eat you up.
Your lucky I don't come over there and fu*ckin beat you up!
You whackass red-neck hick.
Let me give you a big RM welcome...SUCK MY D!CK!!
I think you got what I'm sayin....
Take a joke BRAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I'm only fu*ckin playin'
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