Uneven breasts
02-07-2007, 10:35 AM
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02-07-2007, 10:38 AM
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02-07-2007, 10:39 AM
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02-07-2007, 10:40 AM
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Re: Uneven breasts
Why Parents Get Gray Hair
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was
addressed, "Dad".
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter
with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and
Mom.
I've been finding real passion with Jo an and she is so nice. I knew you
would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, her
tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.
Jo an says that we are going to be very happy! She owns a trailer in
the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We
share a dream of having many more children.
Jo an has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the
commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
Jo an can get better; she sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
your grandchildren.
Your son,
Chad
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
report card that's in my desk drawer.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was
addressed, "Dad".
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter
with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and
Mom.
I've been finding real passion with Jo an and she is so nice. I knew you
would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, her
tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.
Jo an says that we are going to be very happy! She owns a trailer in
the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We
share a dream of having many more children.
Jo an has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the
commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
Jo an can get better; she sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
your grandchildren.
Your son,
Chad
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
report card that's in my desk drawer.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home
02-07-2007, 10:41 AM
#953
what is he doing?
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02-07-2007, 10:41 AM
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Re: Uneven breasts
like i told ya last week, i rode one with knobbies ALOT, like all over vegas for a week, and it did suck pretty bad on the highways
it wheelied in 4th no problem tho on the highway if i sat on the rear fender toolbag. start around 50mph
it wheelied in 4th no problem tho on the highway if i sat on the rear fender toolbag. start around 50mph
02-07-2007, 10:41 AM
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02-07-2007, 10:42 AM
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Re: Uneven breasts
Why Parents Get Gray Hair
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was
addressed, "Dad".
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter
with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and
Mom.
I've been finding real passion with Jo an and she is so nice. I knew you
would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, her
tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.
Jo an says that we are going to be very happy! She owns a trailer in
the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We
share a dream of having many more children.
Jo an has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the
commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
Jo an can get better; she sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
your grandchildren.
Your son,
Chad
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
report card that's in my desk drawer.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was
addressed, "Dad".
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter
with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and
Mom.
I've been finding real passion with Jo an and she is so nice. I knew you
would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, her
tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.
Jo an says that we are going to be very happy! She owns a trailer in
the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We
share a dream of having many more children.
Jo an has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the
commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
Jo an can get better; she sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
your grandchildren.
Your son,
Chad
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
report card that's in my desk drawer.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home
That is just awful.
02-07-2007, 10:42 AM
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Re: Uneven breasts
Why Parents Get Gray Hair
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was
addressed, "Dad".
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter
with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and
Mom.
I've been finding real passion with Jo an and she is so nice. I knew you
would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, her
tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.
Jo an says that we are going to be very happy! She owns a trailer in
the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We
share a dream of having many more children.
Jo an has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the
commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
Jo an can get better; she sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
your grandchildren.
Your son,
Chad
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
report card that's in my desk drawer.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was
addressed, "Dad".
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter
with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and
Mom.
I've been finding real passion with Jo an and she is so nice. I knew you
would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, her
tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.
Jo an says that we are going to be very happy! She owns a trailer in
the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We
share a dream of having many more children.
Jo an has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the
commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
Jo an can get better; she sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
your grandchildren.
Your son,
Chad
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
report card that's in my desk drawer.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home
