i heard dayrl was awsome and that judd ditches out on st to hang with michigans top freestyle team! dujj

 

see its like this i got the whole scoop from a lil mouse who knows all, schwartz broke his **** loosing to a old lady at bingo who ninja kicked his *** and broke his wrist, dizz is begging for the goat back that i have properly named broke dick in remerberance of why he was sold (dizz was a broke dick and was hard up for cash), judd didnt impregnate that chick cuz he said he pulled out and wore a used rubber, darly only is good at crashing, frankie likes yelling at darly, and nick is not trading eddie hes trading schwartz for the secreats to schuffle board


and all i got to say is DUDE ****ing DUDE man DUDE now way DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE haha DUDE

 

I heard nick gives schwartz hand-jobs.


Ok, so I'm slacking

 

schwartz broke his wrist playin shuffle board? Is that what they are calling it now days?

 

no no no.....get the story right. the reason i am leaving is because i'm afraid of dedes. jimmy told me that when he was riding up in lansing with his stunt group that dedes was comming for me. Jimmy also told me that you were sick of nick and dizz and that you were leaving ST. He said that you said you wanted to ride with me and craig. Oh yea i almost forgot....dizz told me not to buy your bike because the crank bearings are made out of playdoe and your stator is zip tied on. whats up dude??!! you gonna try to play me like that?

 

hey hey why you got to bring the lansing boys into this, we never did anything to hurt anybody,but jimmy does tell alot of stories about you guys

 

darly says DUDE way to damn much and schwartz stucks at bingo

 

and to answer a long unsolved question, where the hell did dedes go........i killed him

 

well if the truth is comming out everywhere,,,, back when ford and crieg first left ST, i was talking to them and the real reason they left is cause ford said he was a way better ridder then any one in ST, and could do better on his own, he also said he was taking with him the 2nd best rider Crieg, well their u all go u heard it right from the source ,,,,ford and i quot said he was having a hard time learning new stuff,,, being that he had to show schwartz how to do wheelies all the time..... ya i didnt say this im just simply repeating what ford told me take it up with him......

AND one more thing ST CHICK quit tring to sleep with everyone it makes u look bad,
o and the lansing boys u referd to want your # i told them about u

 

Look, just because us city boys use complex polymer shuffle pucks, and you country hillbillies are still using frozen cowsh*t patties... doesn't mean you have to get nasty. Face it, we pull the ShuffleBoard Groupies.

 

ok ok schwartz told me he really broke it freestyle walking :YEAH

 

what did you say?? you failed english class??

 

W3rd..and Kelly and Mogs are wearing our gear now: ST (Shuffleboard Team)!

I didn't realize Schwartz hurt his wrist, but I'm sure the real cause was trying to imitate a certain "chainsaw burnout" seen at a recent show...

 

I thought he hurt his wrist spanking the monkey while in a fist of rage. I had heard he was reading the post on the DV8 forums prior to having a good spanking and he just ragging out of control with anger....

Jeff

 

Nope not the case. Spanking it to thoughts of [SIZE=7]YOUR MOM!![/SIZE]

 

LMAO Not a good visual but I know someone has to help the elderly crowd out. And I hate to say but I would hope you have a little better taste then that. Guess I set myself up for that one.

Jeff

 

Can I take that one back. Man you can take a joke. Sorry about that one Jeff. Hope to see you at Kettering riding the 50's.

 

All in good fun Matt. I am just like everyone else I wouldn't have given you **** if I couldn't take it. And I must give you props it was a great come back. LOL

I will be there hanging out with the fiddy and kid. I am bring my kid since he has wanted to you guys perform for some time now. Glad ST is going to come up and rock it out.


Jeff

 

Sweet!! See you then.


Wait this is a Drama thread and were here given each other hand jobs. What gives???

 

get a room u 2