Someone find Scott a woman
03-16-2005, 10:40 PM
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Someone find Scott a woman
Here is the log from the Yahoo! Messanger conversation we had just now
Originally Posted by MWBCAPT
Scott Captain: lets make love.
Frank Corona: got my right hand forthat *****...
Frank Corona: facial hair tickling my ***** aint cool
Scott Captain: I'll shave it.
Frank Corona: no....
Scott Captain: And your ***** too.
Frank Corona: who says their not shaved?
Frank Corona: foo
Scott Captain: I'll use some Windex, shine them up for you.
Frank Corona: still, the answer is no
Frank Corona: Haha... you're funny!
Scott Captain: It's not that I'm losing - it's that I'm losing to someone like you!
Frank Corona: you see those newer pics
Scott Captain: Come on Frank Dawg - Lets do the damn thang.
Frank Corona: ?
Frank Corona: This better be Nat on the other end....Scott usually isnt this forward
Scott Captain: You know - that freaky **** you like.
Frank Corona: not when hes sober at least
Scott Captain: No, I had a couple after work - feel'in freaky
Frank Corona: bah
Frank Corona: go download some midget **** and call it a night
Scott Captain: Bah - you want to do that Sheep **** again?
Scott Captain: YEAH! Midgets! Lets bring some of those to the barn too.
Frank Corona: ummm...no. I got a bad rash last time
Scott Captain: Oh, sorry about that. I told you - Windex that.
Frank Corona: umm...
Scott Captain: Hey sexy
Scott Captain: Come here you. Come on. Closer. Closer.
Frank Corona: dude...youre not right
Frank Corona: Wait till I jack your account next time.
Scott Captain: If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Frank Corona: good thing I can type 100x faster than you
Scott Captain: I'll be LOGGED in for you ANY time.
Frank Corona: I dont buy that this is scott.....
Scott Captain: If it wasn't you couldn't type faster than me.
Scott Captain: Is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?
Frank Corona: lol...sure
Frank Corona: that just made a lot of sense
Scott Captain: See, it IS Scott -
Frank Corona: yeah.
Scott Captain: Has that crust cleared up? I miss you -
Frank Corona: Scott is an old ****er...it is way past his bedtime...
Scott Captain: Oh, me likey!
Scott Captain: I'm waiting up for you. Are you here yet?
Frank Corona: lol...no. Either Friday afternoon or Saturday morning. Gotta visit my grandma for her b'day on Sunday
Scott Captain: Ok then - Puter lovin for us then?
Frank Corona: see that just proves that this aint Scott. HE wouldnt know what the **** a "puter" is!!!
Scott Captain: Giggles: Hee Hee
Frank Corona: Isnt "puter" a soft metal like lead?
Scott Captain: Nutty: Sugar High!
Frank Corona: Did Natalie find some Ice Cream this late at night?
Scott Captain: No, puter - the thing we use when we can't make sweet butt love.
Frank Corona:
Scott Captain: Why are you so worried about Nat - she's asleep, she'll never know you were here.
Frank Corona: ok.....:/
Scott Captain: Flippy: Growl!
Scott Captain has signed out. (3/16/2005 9:36 PM)
Frank Corona: lol....I am copying this whole thing to Stuntlife now....
Frank Corona: got my right hand forthat *****...
Frank Corona: facial hair tickling my ***** aint cool
Scott Captain: I'll shave it.
Frank Corona: no....
Scott Captain: And your ***** too.
Frank Corona: who says their not shaved?
Frank Corona: foo
Scott Captain: I'll use some Windex, shine them up for you.
Frank Corona: still, the answer is no
Frank Corona: Haha... you're funny!
Scott Captain: It's not that I'm losing - it's that I'm losing to someone like you!
Frank Corona: you see those newer pics
Scott Captain: Come on Frank Dawg - Lets do the damn thang.
Frank Corona: ?
Frank Corona: This better be Nat on the other end....Scott usually isnt this forward
Scott Captain: You know - that freaky **** you like.
Frank Corona: not when hes sober at least
Scott Captain: No, I had a couple after work - feel'in freaky
Frank Corona: bah
Frank Corona: go download some midget **** and call it a night
Scott Captain: Bah - you want to do that Sheep **** again?
Scott Captain: YEAH! Midgets! Lets bring some of those to the barn too.
Frank Corona: ummm...no. I got a bad rash last time
Scott Captain: Oh, sorry about that. I told you - Windex that.
Frank Corona: umm...
Scott Captain: Hey sexy
Scott Captain: Come here you. Come on. Closer. Closer.
Frank Corona: dude...youre not right
Frank Corona: Wait till I jack your account next time.
Scott Captain: If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Frank Corona: good thing I can type 100x faster than you
Scott Captain: I'll be LOGGED in for you ANY time.
Frank Corona: I dont buy that this is scott.....
Scott Captain: If it wasn't you couldn't type faster than me.
Scott Captain: Is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?
Frank Corona: lol...sure
Frank Corona: that just made a lot of sense
Scott Captain: See, it IS Scott -
Frank Corona: yeah.
Scott Captain: Has that crust cleared up? I miss you -
Frank Corona: Scott is an old ****er...it is way past his bedtime...
Scott Captain: Oh, me likey!
Scott Captain: I'm waiting up for you. Are you here yet?
Frank Corona: lol...no. Either Friday afternoon or Saturday morning. Gotta visit my grandma for her b'day on Sunday
Scott Captain: Ok then - Puter lovin for us then?
Frank Corona: see that just proves that this aint Scott. HE wouldnt know what the **** a "puter" is!!!
Scott Captain: Giggles: Hee Hee
Frank Corona: Isnt "puter" a soft metal like lead?
Scott Captain: Nutty: Sugar High!
Frank Corona: Did Natalie find some Ice Cream this late at night?
Scott Captain: No, puter - the thing we use when we can't make sweet butt love.
Frank Corona:
Scott Captain: Why are you so worried about Nat - she's asleep, she'll never know you were here.
Frank Corona: ok.....:/
Scott Captain: Flippy: Growl!
Scott Captain has signed out. (3/16/2005 9:36 PM)
Frank Corona: lol....I am copying this whole thing to Stuntlife now....
03-16-2005, 10:49 PM
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more of the conversation
Originally Posted by MWBCAPT
Scott Captain: No one will believe our butt love stories - that's our little secret.
Scott Captain: Besdies, I am not ashamed.
Frank Corona: lol
Scott Captain: And I have butt love with the **** Moderator.
Scott Captain: So it's my way or the High Way, ba-bay
Frank Corona: Nicks never had sex...
Scott Captain: Oh, BUTT he has. Snaggas are good for some things.
Frank Corona: I'll have to hold you to this now....
Scott Captain: You can hold what ever you want.
Frank Corona: lol...good deal.
Scott Captain: So - do we have a date for this weekend? You know, I have some toys I haven't showed you yet.
Frank Corona: Yeah, fo sho!
Frank Corona: I'm not down with the dogs watching (or participating) though
Scott Captain: Hey, Jenn is comming by this weekend, how about a Menagay threesome? We can just have Buster this time, I know Tigger makes you feel inadequite.
Frank Corona: ****, holding a pencil in my hand makes me feel inadequate. I'm not worried about dogs.
Frank Corona: Scott would have known that
Scott Captain: Well then the dogs are in right? Or is it Busters big ole hangers that offend you?
Frank Corona: no, I just feel ill when I have to look at those "hangers".....especially with the breath factored in
Scott Captain: Listen ****er - We're gunna get down like whoa!
Frank Corona: sure....
Frank Corona: Do I have to get you drunk first?
Scott Captain: She loves me not. She loves me.
Scott Captain: mmmm, Hot breath
Scott Captain: Besdies, I am not ashamed.
Frank Corona: lol
Scott Captain: And I have butt love with the **** Moderator.
Scott Captain: So it's my way or the High Way, ba-bay
Frank Corona: Nicks never had sex...
Scott Captain: Oh, BUTT he has. Snaggas are good for some things.
Frank Corona: I'll have to hold you to this now....
Scott Captain: You can hold what ever you want.
Frank Corona: lol...good deal.
Scott Captain: So - do we have a date for this weekend? You know, I have some toys I haven't showed you yet.
Frank Corona: Yeah, fo sho!
Frank Corona: I'm not down with the dogs watching (or participating) though
Scott Captain: Hey, Jenn is comming by this weekend, how about a Menagay threesome? We can just have Buster this time, I know Tigger makes you feel inadequite.
Frank Corona: ****, holding a pencil in my hand makes me feel inadequate. I'm not worried about dogs.
Frank Corona: Scott would have known that
Scott Captain: Well then the dogs are in right? Or is it Busters big ole hangers that offend you?
Frank Corona: no, I just feel ill when I have to look at those "hangers".....especially with the breath factored in
Scott Captain: Listen ****er - We're gunna get down like whoa!
Frank Corona: sure....
Frank Corona: Do I have to get you drunk first?
Scott Captain: She loves me not. She loves me.
Scott Captain: mmmm, Hot breath
Heres the next part.
03-16-2005, 11:03 PM
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Re: Someone find Scott a woman
wow a whole diffrent side of you guys from what I seen on our trip to florida and in florida, unless i missed something, i may have to watch our video again, maybe I did miss something.
03-16-2005, 11:08 PM
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Re: Someone find Scott a woman
Originally Posted by *346 Chic*
wow a whole diffrent side of you guys from what I seen on our trip to florida and in florida, unless i missed something, i may have to watch our video again, maybe I did miss something.
J/K
03-16-2005, 11:12 PM
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Re: Someone find Scott a woman
hey now. i remember you or scott passing out every night before i did.. well maybe it was a good thing ben was snoring in my ear, maybe it was a good thing i didnt hear things that were going on, unless they were about me??? ok what did you say about me???? come on tell me
:jerkoff (<--frank ):jerkoff <--- scotty 
03-22-2005, 06:26 PM
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Re: Someone find Scott a woman
Nicks parents sent me this picture from when he was a baby....they told me to make sure he wasnt doing this type of thing anymore. I think he is!
