Me want coffee
10-15-2003 | 04:58 PM
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Me want coffee
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand
and abucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure, chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the
Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure,
throws it into theair, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his
shotgun in one hand, and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee." The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto. We're still cleaning up
your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was
all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me in training
for upper management position. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the
**** and disappear for the rest of the day."
and abucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure, chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the
Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure,
throws it into theair, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his
shotgun in one hand, and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee." The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto. We're still cleaning up
your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was
all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me in training
for upper management position. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the
**** and disappear for the rest of the day."
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