slothy

Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to

try bear hunting. He travels up to Alaska, spots a

small brown bear and shoots it. Right after, there was

a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see big

black bear.



The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake.

That was my cousin and I'm going to give you two

choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex."

After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the

latter alternative.



So the black bear has his way with Frank. Even though

he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and

vowed revenge.



He headed out on another trip back to Alaska where he

found the black bear and shot it dead. Right after,

there was another tap on his shoulder.



This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him.

The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Frank. That

was my cousin and you've got two choices. Either I

maul you to death or we have sex."



Again, Frank thought it was better to co-operate with

the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the

grizzly has his way with Frank. Although he survived,

it took several months before Frank fully recovered.



Now Frank is completely outraged, so he headed back to

Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and

shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments

later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned

around to find a giant polar bear standing there.



The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it

Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"

gixxerboy6

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TIM