KelKel

>>Woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids...
>>
>>"WOW," the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL YOURS???"
>>
>>"Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard
>>that question a thousand times before She says, "Sit down Leroy."
>>All the children rush to find seats.
>>
>>"Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up.
>>I'll need all your children's names."
>>
>>"This one's my oldest--he is Leroy."
>>
>>"OK, and who's next?"
>>
>>"Well, this one he is Leroy, also." The social worker raises an
>>eyebrow but continues.
>>
>>One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy.
>>Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!
>>
>>"All right...," says the caseworker, "I'm seeing a pattern here.
>>Are they ALL named Leroy?
>>
>>Their Momma replied, "Well, yes--it makes it easier. When it is
>>time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!'
>>An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all
>>comes arunnin.'
>>
>>An 'if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just
>>yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever
>>had, namin' them all Leroy"
>>
>>The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her
>>forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid
>>to come, and not the whole bunch?"
>>
>>" I call them by their last names."

nolansm0mmy

That's fabulous!!!