Rap Battles
02-08-2005 | 03:30 AM
#261
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From: Tulsa, Oklahoma
Re: Rap Battles
Originally Posted by Big Jarsh
You aren't the man JD, you ain't even close, I'll break you in half... if you even step close. Your gonna get wrecked out.. I'm tellin you boy, just cause you got a girl... don't make you a playboy. And think of this... just for a minute.. while you were at work... I was up in it. your rhymes ain't... that fly, your gear ain't that fresh You step to me you'll end up a mess.
We go to the club.. your moves are lame. the goofy *** white boy is your only claim to fame. You go to the gym, but your scrawny as hell. The ladies have a name for you, it's Tiny *** Tim.
Start **** with me and your future... looks grim, I'll bind your hands... and see how well you swim.
Don't step to me, don't even try to front, I'll whoop your *** and smoke you like a blunt...
Flipper Likes Bikes but he mostly likes to talk, can't pay attention to old ladies driving now he hobbles when he walks. Bwolz Avatar is the gift he shares with Wangstar. and Klimax is a punk that can't be a mod--erator.
yeah I ride like an old man, but I have nothing to prove. You aint got **** on me that can cause me to lose. So take your *** home and kiss your momma good night, Say a prayer that you'll see the morning light, cause you threaten to come up to Michigan again and your future is uncertain, if you visit us here you're in for a hurtin'.
R1Dude brags about his bike and claims that he's got the rhymes, but you know it was his 12 year old son writing for him all those times. Big Jeff and Lucky are in the back room playing a game of "sucky sucky"
This game is over it's all been played out, this is the last entry you'll get out of me, I don't have anything else to say 'cept the life you live is just a big Farce and now you got served by a guy named Big Jarsh
:YEAH
:YEAH
Big Jarsh
We go to the club.. your moves are lame. the goofy *** white boy is your only claim to fame. You go to the gym, but your scrawny as hell. The ladies have a name for you, it's Tiny *** Tim.
Start **** with me and your future... looks grim, I'll bind your hands... and see how well you swim.
Don't step to me, don't even try to front, I'll whoop your *** and smoke you like a blunt...
Flipper Likes Bikes but he mostly likes to talk, can't pay attention to old ladies driving now he hobbles when he walks. Bwolz Avatar is the gift he shares with Wangstar. and Klimax is a punk that can't be a mod--erator.
yeah I ride like an old man, but I have nothing to prove. You aint got **** on me that can cause me to lose. So take your *** home and kiss your momma good night, Say a prayer that you'll see the morning light, cause you threaten to come up to Michigan again and your future is uncertain, if you visit us here you're in for a hurtin'.
R1Dude brags about his bike and claims that he's got the rhymes, but you know it was his 12 year old son writing for him all those times. Big Jeff and Lucky are in the back room playing a game of "sucky sucky"
This game is over it's all been played out, this is the last entry you'll get out of me, I don't have anything else to say 'cept the life you live is just a big Farce and now you got served by a guy named Big Jarsh
:YEAH
:YEAH Big Jarsh
Im not the man or even close?
Thats right im beyond man, but man I hate to boast
Lets take a toast, to you for steppin in and another losing again
You cant even get 2nd place like in your special olympics b1tch
J-dot a pimp?...Nah f*ck that im a nice guy
You sexed my girl, go ahead ya might try
I dont lie, just come right by and I'll let you
Cuz since you cant get ****, for a fee MAYBE someone will MOLEST ya
You CHALLENGED who? Playboy? Nah I dont play
Except with your girl night after day, but just strictly for pay
But no im not gay, so quit tryin to get some attention
F*ck in the club, stay in the parkin lot if your pimpin
No matter what, you couldnt get women,
Even if Hefner was your brother and in his pool you were swimmin..
Loungin in linen, ending your **** in an instant
You couldnt beat me in rhymes if you had extra hands b1tch
Oh and that M.I ****, bout endangerin my future
You couldnt have me shot if your whole city was shootin
Dont be stupid, and reply to a damn lyricist
Cuz like my d1ck in your girls throat, i know your feelin this
You wish for a end of this, cuz you dont want drama with the south
The only thing big about "Jarsh" is the words out ya mouth
Talkin all this about what area is better?
Better click in the top right corner on that 24th letter (X)
02-15-2005 | 02:28 AM
#264
Hard at work on Stuntlife
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 10,035
From: Hanging out with my winter friends...
Re: Rap Battles
I told you fool I wasn't gonna get back on this thread, but you've pissed me off, now I'm gonna make you lyrically dead. You can't rap for ****, you're just a rhyming fool. They look at you and think, What a tool. Don't get on here and rap about girls, money, fame and the likes, JD you poser you ain't even got a Bike.
I told you before I was gonna ***** your girl, on second thought bro you can forget I said that **** cause she ain't the top Chick, I wouldn't ***** her with my boy Flips d1ck.
You say you're the real deal wangsta, that can't be the way you feel. We all know the true story behind your wheelie ability, but is ragging on you the way it's supposed to be? ***** it I'll spit it out, your wheelies are garbage and your bike is a piece. Your helmet is ugly and filled with fleas. Everyone runs from you like you've got a disease. B1tch please, you step to me again you'd better get down on both knees.
Flip wants to get into rippin on the Mexicans and the wifes they steal. But it's his Irish *** that will be eatin potatoes for every meal. He tried to nail an asian but couldn't seal the deal. He got busted in the face by a chick named Annie, and sent home to cry to his daddy.
Klimaxx aka tampaxx you dirty postwhore, why don't you go to work and do what you are paid for. Stop getting on the board and posting all that trash. If you got money for stupid posts you'd be rollin in the cash. But all you got is your tiny little fiddy, your buel is broke from the kill switch on back, and you're 954 is totally whack. Go practice your circles in the middle of the road, Just remember that fiddy sounds like a toad.
Who's next Dan, or Jake, should I call out Chris, or maybe Jeff? But why waste time on such pittiful Phonies, when I can hit up that punk known as Josh Borne. He's nothing but a redneck stuck in the city. He's all bout the longhorns and nascar racin'. You need to get a life and stop datin' your cousin. You hillbilly *** choad when will you hit the road?
So now I'm done my rhyme is through Don't try to post up, cause you got nothin new.
Big Jarsh
I told you before I was gonna ***** your girl, on second thought bro you can forget I said that **** cause she ain't the top Chick, I wouldn't ***** her with my boy Flips d1ck.
You say you're the real deal wangsta, that can't be the way you feel. We all know the true story behind your wheelie ability, but is ragging on you the way it's supposed to be? ***** it I'll spit it out, your wheelies are garbage and your bike is a piece. Your helmet is ugly and filled with fleas. Everyone runs from you like you've got a disease. B1tch please, you step to me again you'd better get down on both knees.
Flip wants to get into rippin on the Mexicans and the wifes they steal. But it's his Irish *** that will be eatin potatoes for every meal. He tried to nail an asian but couldn't seal the deal. He got busted in the face by a chick named Annie, and sent home to cry to his daddy.
Klimaxx aka tampaxx you dirty postwhore, why don't you go to work and do what you are paid for. Stop getting on the board and posting all that trash. If you got money for stupid posts you'd be rollin in the cash. But all you got is your tiny little fiddy, your buel is broke from the kill switch on back, and you're 954 is totally whack. Go practice your circles in the middle of the road, Just remember that fiddy sounds like a toad.
Who's next Dan, or Jake, should I call out Chris, or maybe Jeff? But why waste time on such pittiful Phonies, when I can hit up that punk known as Josh Borne. He's nothing but a redneck stuck in the city. He's all bout the longhorns and nascar racin'. You need to get a life and stop datin' your cousin. You hillbilly *** choad when will you hit the road?
So now I'm done my rhyme is through Don't try to post up, cause you got nothin new.
Big Jarsh
02-15-2005 | 06:16 PM
#265
Disturbed Riders
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 3,779
From: Flint Town, MI
Re: Rap Battles
Originally Posted by Big Jarsh
I told you fool I wasn't gonna get back on this thread, but you've pissed me off, now I'm gonna make you lyrically dead. You can't rap for ****, you're just a rhyming fool. They look at you and think, What a tool. Don't get on here and rap about girls, money, fame and the likes, JD you poser you ain't even got a Bike.
I told you before I was gonna ***** your girl, on second thought bro you can forget I said that **** cause she ain't the top Chick, I wouldn't ***** her with my boy Flips d1ck.
You say you're the real deal wangsta, that can't be the way you feel. We all know the true story behind your wheelie ability, but is ragging on you the way it's supposed to be? ***** it I'll spit it out, your wheelies are garbage and your bike is a piece. Your helmet is ugly and filled with fleas. Everyone runs from you like you've got a disease. B1tch please, you step to me again you'd better get down on both knees.
Flip wants to get into rippin on the Mexicans and the wifes they steal. But it's his Irish *** that will be eatin potatoes for every meal. He tried to nail an asian but couldn't seal the deal. He got busted in the face by a chick named Annie, and sent home to cry to his daddy.
Klimaxx aka tampaxx you dirty postwhore, why don't you go to work and do what you are paid for. Stop getting on the board and posting all that trash. If you got money for stupid posts you'd be rollin in the cash. But all you got is your tiny little fiddy, your buel is broke from the kill switch on back, and you're 954 is totally whack. Go practice your circles in the middle of the road, Just remember that fiddy sounds like a toad.
Who's next Dan, or Jake, should I call out Chris, or maybe Jeff? But why waste time on such pittiful Phonies, when I can hit up that punk known as Josh Borne. He's nothing but a redneck stuck in the city. He's all bout the longhorns and nascar racin'. You need to get a life and stop datin' your cousin. You hillbilly *** choad when will you hit the road?
So now I'm done my rhyme is through Don't try to post up, cause you got nothin new.
Big Jarsh
I told you before I was gonna ***** your girl, on second thought bro you can forget I said that **** cause she ain't the top Chick, I wouldn't ***** her with my boy Flips d1ck.
You say you're the real deal wangsta, that can't be the way you feel. We all know the true story behind your wheelie ability, but is ragging on you the way it's supposed to be? ***** it I'll spit it out, your wheelies are garbage and your bike is a piece. Your helmet is ugly and filled with fleas. Everyone runs from you like you've got a disease. B1tch please, you step to me again you'd better get down on both knees.
Flip wants to get into rippin on the Mexicans and the wifes they steal. But it's his Irish *** that will be eatin potatoes for every meal. He tried to nail an asian but couldn't seal the deal. He got busted in the face by a chick named Annie, and sent home to cry to his daddy.
Klimaxx aka tampaxx you dirty postwhore, why don't you go to work and do what you are paid for. Stop getting on the board and posting all that trash. If you got money for stupid posts you'd be rollin in the cash. But all you got is your tiny little fiddy, your buel is broke from the kill switch on back, and you're 954 is totally whack. Go practice your circles in the middle of the road, Just remember that fiddy sounds like a toad.
Who's next Dan, or Jake, should I call out Chris, or maybe Jeff? But why waste time on such pittiful Phonies, when I can hit up that punk known as Josh Borne. He's nothing but a redneck stuck in the city. He's all bout the longhorns and nascar racin'. You need to get a life and stop datin' your cousin. You hillbilly *** choad when will you hit the road?
So now I'm done my rhyme is through Don't try to post up, cause you got nothin new.
Big Jarsh
:YEAH
02-15-2005 | 06:19 PM
#266
It came out in the wash!?
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 2,651
From: Flint, Mi
Re: Rap Battles I am about to strangle you with this fu<c></c>cking LAN cord,
JD you ain't got a bike so get the fu<c></c>ck of this board,
Farm some land, fornicate your sheep,
make sure you get your sleep,
cuz if you come as whack as your last ryhme,
I don't wanna hear your mouth spout,
Just retire, get your complimentary watch and be out,
BigMex your next in this battle ryhme,
I thought I gave you the memo,
but mexicans are never on time,
My choice of meal shouldn't be your main concern,
cuz you are the only mexican I know that gets sunburn,
mi casa su casa everytime,
Gordito blanco mexicano's fat *** couldn't stop on a dime,
CBO what the fu<c></c>ck is up with you,
I quit I'm back but maybe you are just through!?,
made a mends with the people on the board,
but all you did was ride the fence,
hence we are calling you out, lets continue this bout,
Lets get to the source, Lets focus my force,
maybe then you could get your riding on course!
Flip
JD you ain't got a bike so get the fu<c></c>ck of this board,
Farm some land, fornicate your sheep,
make sure you get your sleep,
cuz if you come as whack as your last ryhme,
I don't wanna hear your mouth spout,
Just retire, get your complimentary watch and be out,
BigMex your next in this battle ryhme,
I thought I gave you the memo,
but mexicans are never on time,
My choice of meal shouldn't be your main concern,
cuz you are the only mexican I know that gets sunburn,
mi casa su casa everytime,
Gordito blanco mexicano's fat *** couldn't stop on a dime,
CBO what the fu<c></c>ck is up with you,
I quit I'm back but maybe you are just through!?,
made a mends with the people on the board,
but all you did was ride the fence,
hence we are calling you out, lets continue this bout,
Lets get to the source, Lets focus my force,
maybe then you could get your riding on course!
Flip
02-15-2005 | 11:53 PM
#267
Hard at work on Stuntlife
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 10,035
From: Hanging out with my winter friends...
Re: Rap Battles
You call that a rap? that'll get you nothing but a slap. I'm gonna spell this out for you one last time, postin on this thread is futile, cause the rap title is mine. I'm tired of having to read through your pathetic *** words, it's like looking at pictures of nothing but turds. You make me sick I'm tired of your ****, if I see you on here again you're gonna get hit.
Quit droppin the race card cause you know you can't hate, My mexican heritage gets me plenty of dates. I'm hoppin from girl to girl at faster rates. I show them a good time and take em out on the town, but it's to the curb if they don't go down. You wouldn't know anything about that, cause you're just a clown.
Speaking of gettin no play, there's a guy on this board who we all know is gay. Who is it you say, who could be this man? believe it or not his name isn't Dan, his name is Jack and it's fudge he loves to pack. He won't get us our shirts and doesn't ride his bikes. it's guns and speedos that this monkey likes.
So one more time I've finished my rant, don't try to win this contest, cause deep down in your heart you know you can't
I've spoke true words, none is a lie, posting trash on this thread is liable to make you die.
Big Jarsh
Quit droppin the race card cause you know you can't hate, My mexican heritage gets me plenty of dates. I'm hoppin from girl to girl at faster rates. I show them a good time and take em out on the town, but it's to the curb if they don't go down. You wouldn't know anything about that, cause you're just a clown.
Speaking of gettin no play, there's a guy on this board who we all know is gay. Who is it you say, who could be this man? believe it or not his name isn't Dan, his name is Jack and it's fudge he loves to pack. He won't get us our shirts and doesn't ride his bikes. it's guns and speedos that this monkey likes.
So one more time I've finished my rant, don't try to win this contest, cause deep down in your heart you know you can't
I've spoke true words, none is a lie, posting trash on this thread is liable to make you die.
Big Jarsh
02-16-2005 | 01:16 AM
#268
Lacks self-control
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 7,584
From: Birch Run, MI
Re: Rap Battles
Originally Posted by Big Jarsh
You call that a rap? that'll get you nothing but a slap. I'm gonna spell this out for you one last time, postin on this thread is futile, cause the rap title is mine. I'm tired of having to read through your pathetic *** words, it's like looking at pictures of nothing but turds. You make me sick I'm tired of your ****, if I see you on here again you're gonna get hit.
Quit droppin the race card cause you know you can't hate, My mexican heritage gets me plenty of dates. I'm hoppin from girl to girl at faster rates. I show them a good time and take em out on the town, but it's to the curb if they don't go down. You wouldn't know anything about that, cause you're just a clown.
Speaking of gettin no play, there's a guy on this board who we all know is gay. Who is it you say, who could be this man? believe it or not his name isn't Dan, his name is Jack and it's fudge he loves to pack. He won't get us our shirts and doesn't ride his bikes. it's guns and speedos that this monkey likes.
So one more time I've finished my rant, don't try to win this contest, cause deep down in your heart you know you can't
I've spoke true words, none is a lie, posting trash on this thread is liable to make you die.
Big Jarsh
Quit droppin the race card cause you know you can't hate, My mexican heritage gets me plenty of dates. I'm hoppin from girl to girl at faster rates. I show them a good time and take em out on the town, but it's to the curb if they don't go down. You wouldn't know anything about that, cause you're just a clown.
Speaking of gettin no play, there's a guy on this board who we all know is gay. Who is it you say, who could be this man? believe it or not his name isn't Dan, his name is Jack and it's fudge he loves to pack. He won't get us our shirts and doesn't ride his bikes. it's guns and speedos that this monkey likes.
So one more time I've finished my rant, don't try to win this contest, cause deep down in your heart you know you can't
I've spoke true words, none is a lie, posting trash on this thread is liable to make you die.
Big Jarsh
nice work 
02-16-2005 | 02:14 PM
#269
It came out in the wash!?
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 2,651
From: Flint, Mi
Re: Rap Battles
Originally Posted by Big Jarsh
You call that a rap? that'll get you nothing but a slap. I'm gonna spell this out for you one last time, postin on this thread is futile, cause the rap title is mine. I'm tired of having to read through your pathetic *** words, it's like looking at pictures of nothing but turds. You make me sick I'm tired of your ****, if I see you on here again you're gonna get hit.
Quit droppin the race card cause you know you can't hate, My mexican heritage gets me plenty of dates. I'm hoppin from girl to girl at faster rates. I show them a good time and take em out on the town, but it's to the curb if they don't go down. You wouldn't know anything about that, cause you're just a clown.
Speaking of gettin no play, there's a guy on this board who we all know is gay. Who is it you say, who could be this man? believe it or not his name isn't Dan, his name is Jack and it's fudge he loves to pack. He won't get us our shirts and doesn't ride his bikes. it's guns and speedos that this monkey likes.
So one more time I've finished my rant, don't try to win this contest, cause deep down in your heart you know you can't
I've spoke true words, none is a lie, posting trash on this thread is liable to make you die.
Big Jarsh
Quit droppin the race card cause you know you can't hate, My mexican heritage gets me plenty of dates. I'm hoppin from girl to girl at faster rates. I show them a good time and take em out on the town, but it's to the curb if they don't go down. You wouldn't know anything about that, cause you're just a clown.
Speaking of gettin no play, there's a guy on this board who we all know is gay. Who is it you say, who could be this man? believe it or not his name isn't Dan, his name is Jack and it's fudge he loves to pack. He won't get us our shirts and doesn't ride his bikes. it's guns and speedos that this monkey likes.
So one more time I've finished my rant, don't try to win this contest, cause deep down in your heart you know you can't
I've spoke true words, none is a lie, posting trash on this thread is liable to make you die.
Big Jarsh
Flip
02-17-2005 | 07:48 PM
#272
Hard at work on Stuntlife
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 10,035
From: Hanging out with my winter friends...
Re: Rap Battles
jarsh gets burned all right...by taming the firebush!!!!!
it's funny cause it's true.
now lets get back to some rappin
J Dot, you got nothin? where ya at boy???
Big Jarsh
02-19-2005 | 04:40 AM
#273
I Enjoy Posting At StuntLife!
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 3,085
From: Tulsa, Oklahoma
Re: Rap Battles
Sup, nah i got somethin for ya just gotta have time to write somethin and post, im workin 71 hours this week im off sunday so most definitely late sunday i will have a reply for ya...
02-19-2005 | 10:56 PM
#278
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Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 3,244
From: flint
Re: Rap Battles
Originally Posted by Klimaxx
this year is the year of standups with the nine fiddy fo foo!! :YEAH
I bee the cool one asnd yhou the step head red child tho!!
02-27-2005 | 02:59 AM
#280
Hard at work on Stuntlife
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 10,035
From: Hanging out with my winter friends...
Re: Rap Battles
Oh no could it be? J Dots in this thread is he gonna challenge me? C'mon son type that **** faster, I wanna see what you have to say to the master. You're time is up where is your reply? it had better be good **** or you just might DIE
Big Jarsh
Big Jarsh
