Rap Battles
02-03-2005 | 10:20 AM
#241
It came out in the wash!?
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 2,651
From: Flint, Mi
Re: Rap Battles
Originally Posted by JD
Lol aite......
Only way you can win the crown is if I retired
Recite my rhymes everytime, this other **** just makes me tired
No skill is higher, than whats in my possesion
I dont need a bike or car to pull a broad out the intersection
Entered this section, expecting to see some damn skill
But instead page after page, im like "Is this for real"
J-dot instills fear, in all opposition
Like that sticker of that kid on trucks, on yall I'll keep pissin..
No thought from spittin, no need to use my writtens
I do this on a regular, like Mortal Kombat , b1tch your finished
Your rap career is ended like your sex game, in a INSTANT...
There ya go, ya gonna go now lol
Only way you can win the crown is if I retired
Recite my rhymes everytime, this other **** just makes me tired
No skill is higher, than whats in my possesion
I dont need a bike or car to pull a broad out the intersection
Entered this section, expecting to see some damn skill
But instead page after page, im like "Is this for real"
J-dot instills fear, in all opposition
Like that sticker of that kid on trucks, on yall I'll keep pissin..
No thought from spittin, no need to use my writtens
I do this on a regular, like Mortal Kombat , b1tch your finished
Your rap career is ended like your sex game, in a INSTANT...
There ya go, ya gonna go now lol
since you ain't got it I'll be da enforcement,
I know that I be from the midwest,
and you from a place where the cattle run with the rest,
J dot is instilled with fear from all oppostions,
Bent over touching your toes in your favorite position,
While you are screaming like the hoes at a stunt competition,
I rise like the pros with permenant concentration,
My mind cycles ryhmes on constant rotation,
all you do is quote bumper stickers to prove your intellectual displacement,
we all knew you were gay,
so i will end this in terms that you can convey,
quoting a bumper sticker!! "Have a Nice Day!"
Flip
02-03-2005 | 07:09 PM
#244
Disturbed Riders
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 3,779
From: Flint Town, MI
Re: Rap Battles
I was once a MOD and very COOL
Now without the power i'm a big TOOL
My friend Matt is the one to blame
because of that he now so lame
His screen name is know as Klimaxx
you know the one, used to Butfu(k Timax
Now he has ruined my time on the forum
When he post up, I choose to ignore um
It would all be cool if he would apologize
but this will never happen I realize
Now I can't edit my misspelled words
I'm like the rest of forum turds
My short rap about Matt is done
Hope he realized it's all in fun.
Now without the power i'm a big TOOL
My friend Matt is the one to blame
because of that he now so lame
His screen name is know as Klimaxx
you know the one, used to Butfu(k Timax
Now he has ruined my time on the forum
When he post up, I choose to ignore um
It would all be cool if he would apologize
but this will never happen I realize
Now I can't edit my misspelled words
I'm like the rest of forum turds
My short rap about Matt is done
Hope he realized it's all in fun.
02-03-2005 | 11:21 PM
#245
Registered User
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 434
From: Saginaw, MI
Re: Rap Battles
Originally Posted by JD
Nah I won....unless someone wants to post up and challenge me 
lol
lolHe wanna *** wit me? Son please!!
you got nuttin' but the dreaded S.T.D's!!!
Herpes, syphlis, the big G known as the CLAP!!
you think you spittin game but that s.hit is just wack!!!
Flip and me on fiddy's, one wheel up is how we roll,
That reminds me n.igga, get yo fat a.ss some birth control!!!
The last thing we need is a mini bia like you coming around,
two steppin to my rhymes, cause he loves the sound..........
Of the verses comin' from nuttin' less than the best,
The way you rhyme, its time for ya to be put to rest
Can you hear me yet? Or wait I must have studdered,
Just clean out yo ears you ****** ***** fu(ker!!!!
I can see it now, you bout to flip yo lid,
On a lighter note, hows ur wife and my kid??
Get yo *** off this board, or I'll make ya walk wit a limp,
maybe that'll teach ya not to fu(k wit the real PIMP!!!!
Brett
02-03-2005 | 11:38 PM
#247
It came out in the wash!?
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 2,651
From: Flint, Mi
Re: Rap Battles
Originally Posted by Bwolosz
Who is this cat JD?
He wanna *** wit me? Son please!!
you got nuttin' but the dreaded S.T.D's!!!
Herpes, syphlis, the big G known as the CLAP!!
you think you spittin game but that s.hit is just wack!!!
Flip and me on fiddy's, one wheel up is how we roll,
That reminds me n.igga, get yo fat a.ss some birth control!!!
The last thing we need is a mini bia like you coming around,
two steppin to my rhymes, cause he loves the sound..........
Of the verses comin' from nuttin' less than the best,
The way you rhyme, its time for ya to be put to rest
Can you hear me yet? Or wait I must have studdered,
Just clean out yo ears you ****** ***** fu(ker!!!!
I can see it now, you bout to flip yo lid,
On a lighter note, hows ur wife and my kid??
Get yo *** off this board, or I'll make ya walk wit a limp,
maybe that'll teach ya not to fu(k wit the real PIMP!!!!
Brett
He wanna *** wit me? Son please!!
you got nuttin' but the dreaded S.T.D's!!!
Herpes, syphlis, the big G known as the CLAP!!
you think you spittin game but that s.hit is just wack!!!
Flip and me on fiddy's, one wheel up is how we roll,
That reminds me n.igga, get yo fat a.ss some birth control!!!
The last thing we need is a mini bia like you coming around,
two steppin to my rhymes, cause he loves the sound..........
Of the verses comin' from nuttin' less than the best,
The way you rhyme, its time for ya to be put to rest
Can you hear me yet? Or wait I must have studdered,
Just clean out yo ears you ****** ***** fu(ker!!!!
I can see it now, you bout to flip yo lid,
On a lighter note, hows ur wife and my kid??
Get yo *** off this board, or I'll make ya walk wit a limp,
maybe that'll teach ya not to fu(k wit the real PIMP!!!!
Brett
Flip
NJ
02-04-2005 | 02:37 AM
#249
I Enjoy Posting At StuntLife!
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 3,085
From: Tulsa, Oklahoma
Re: Rap Battles
Originally Posted by XFlipX
To rock this page you need an endorsement,
since you ain't got it I'll be da enforcement,
I know that I be from the midwest,
and you from a place where the cattle run with the rest,
J dot is instilled with fear from all oppostions,
Bent over touching your toes in your favorite position,
While you are screaming like the hoes at a stunt competition,
I rise like the pros with permenant concentration,
My mind cycles ryhmes on constant rotation,
all you do is quote bumper stickers to prove your intellectual displacement,
we all knew you were gay,
so i will end this in terms that you can convey,
quoting a bumper sticker!! "Have a Nice Day!"
Flip
since you ain't got it I'll be da enforcement,
I know that I be from the midwest,
and you from a place where the cattle run with the rest,
J dot is instilled with fear from all oppostions,
Bent over touching your toes in your favorite position,
While you are screaming like the hoes at a stunt competition,
I rise like the pros with permenant concentration,
My mind cycles ryhmes on constant rotation,
all you do is quote bumper stickers to prove your intellectual displacement,
we all knew you were gay,
so i will end this in terms that you can convey,
quoting a bumper sticker!! "Have a Nice Day!"
Flip
I've been endorsed, of course without a bike to sport
I be quick servin with each sentence like a judge in a court
Dammit of course, Oklahoma is mostly farmers
But get at this other 1% son cuz we will harm ya
Disarm ya, cuz you aint talkin bout nothin
Hoes do scream when your stuntin...cuz they sick to their stomach
They talkin bout WHAT THE..
Hell he is trying, j-dot could stunt better without ever fukcin ridin
Oh and I bend & touch my toes, you werent lyin
Cuz I could have your girl tossin my salad like it was a damn diet
Your just tryin, to keep your raps with steady rotation
Only way you would be tight is if you used my words in quotations
Im simply amazing, Oh and about the last thing you had to say
I did HAVE A NICE DAY, Cuz your rhyme been blazed...
Originally Posted by Bwolosz
Who is this cat JD?
He wanna *** wit me? Son please!!
you got nuttin' but the dreaded S.T.D's!!!
Herpes, syphlis, the big G known as the CLAP!!
you think you spittin game but that s.hit is just wack!!!
Flip and me on fiddy's, one wheel up is how we roll,
That reminds me n.igga, get yo fat a.ss some birth control!!!
The last thing we need is a mini bia like you coming around,
two steppin to my rhymes, cause he loves the sound..........
Of the verses comin' from nuttin' less than the best,
The way you rhyme, its time for ya to be put to rest
Can you hear me yet? Or wait I must have studdered,
Just clean out yo ears you ****** ***** fu(ker!!!!
I can see it now, you bout to flip yo lid,
On a lighter note, hows ur wife and my kid??
Get yo *** off this board, or I'll make ya walk wit a limp,
maybe that'll teach ya not to fu(k wit the real PIMP!!!!
Brett
He wanna *** wit me? Son please!!
you got nuttin' but the dreaded S.T.D's!!!
Herpes, syphlis, the big G known as the CLAP!!
you think you spittin game but that s.hit is just wack!!!
Flip and me on fiddy's, one wheel up is how we roll,
That reminds me n.igga, get yo fat a.ss some birth control!!!
The last thing we need is a mini bia like you coming around,
two steppin to my rhymes, cause he loves the sound..........
Of the verses comin' from nuttin' less than the best,
The way you rhyme, its time for ya to be put to rest
Can you hear me yet? Or wait I must have studdered,
Just clean out yo ears you ****** ***** fu(ker!!!!
I can see it now, you bout to flip yo lid,
On a lighter note, hows ur wife and my kid??
Get yo *** off this board, or I'll make ya walk wit a limp,
maybe that'll teach ya not to fu(k wit the real PIMP!!!!
Brett
Bwol, this cat is a disgrace
Dont act HARD cuz your avatar has a fake d1ck in a vase
I admit a case, of diseases, Ive done seen em
Like seein your girl havin problems breathin chokin on my semen
Ride them 50's like demons, tear up the sidewalk
But if rapping was real fighting youd be outlined in chalk
Why even talk, when I spit **** gets crucial
Have your whole stunt crew, like you gon let em say that to you?
Oh you, having me two step to your rhymes?
Yep, two steps out of the room, like WHY YOU WASTIN MY TIME
Now listen to the words that I utter,
That D1ck in the vase is maybe why you studdered
Better than others, actually Im better than most
Your not a REAL PIMP, cuz you got 10 year old ho's
Just ask me ya know, and take some lessons
Could have both yall girl naked beggin for my sex sessions...
So please think twice before you attempt again..
Otherwise I may decrease half Michigans population real quick...
02-07-2005 | 12:44 AM
#254
Hard at work on Stuntlife
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 10,035
From: Hanging out with my winter friends...
Re: Rap Battles
You aren't the man JD, you ain't even close, I'll break you in half... if you even step close. Your gonna get wrecked out.. I'm tellin you boy, just cause you got a girl... don't make you a playboy. And think of this... just for a minute.. while you were at work... I was up in it. your rhymes ain't... that fly, your gear ain't that fresh You step to me you'll end up a mess.
We go to the club.. your moves are lame. the goofy *** white boy is your only claim to fame. You go to the gym, but your scrawny as hell. The ladies have a name for you, it's Tiny *** Tim.
Start **** with me and your future... looks grim, I'll bind your hands... and see how well you swim.
Don't step to me, don't even try to front, I'll whoop your *** and smoke you like a blunt...
Flipper Likes Bikes but he mostly likes to talk, can't pay attention to old ladies driving now he hobbles when he walks. Bwolz Avatar is the gift he shares with Wangstar. and Klimax is a punk that can't be a mod--erator.
yeah I ride like an old man, but I have nothing to prove. You aint got **** on me that can cause me to lose. So take your *** home and kiss your momma good night, Say a prayer that you'll see the morning light, cause you threaten to come up to Michigan again and your future is uncertain, if you visit us here you're in for a hurtin'.
R1Dude brags about his bike and claims that he's got the rhymes, but you know it was his 12 year old son writing for him all those times. Big Jeff and Lucky are in the back room playing a game of "sucky sucky"
This game is over it's all been played out, this is the last entry you'll get out of me, I don't have anything else to say 'cept the life you live is just a big Farce and now you got served by a guy named Big Jarsh
:YEAH :YEAH
Big Jarsh
We go to the club.. your moves are lame. the goofy *** white boy is your only claim to fame. You go to the gym, but your scrawny as hell. The ladies have a name for you, it's Tiny *** Tim.
Start **** with me and your future... looks grim, I'll bind your hands... and see how well you swim.
Don't step to me, don't even try to front, I'll whoop your *** and smoke you like a blunt...
Flipper Likes Bikes but he mostly likes to talk, can't pay attention to old ladies driving now he hobbles when he walks. Bwolz Avatar is the gift he shares with Wangstar. and Klimax is a punk that can't be a mod--erator.
yeah I ride like an old man, but I have nothing to prove. You aint got **** on me that can cause me to lose. So take your *** home and kiss your momma good night, Say a prayer that you'll see the morning light, cause you threaten to come up to Michigan again and your future is uncertain, if you visit us here you're in for a hurtin'.
R1Dude brags about his bike and claims that he's got the rhymes, but you know it was his 12 year old son writing for him all those times. Big Jeff and Lucky are in the back room playing a game of "sucky sucky"
This game is over it's all been played out, this is the last entry you'll get out of me, I don't have anything else to say 'cept the life you live is just a big Farce and now you got served by a guy named Big Jarsh
:YEAH
:YEAH Big Jarsh
02-07-2005 | 06:59 PM
#255
Disturbed Riders
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 3,779
From: Flint Town, MI
Re: Rap Battles
Originally Posted by Big Jarsh
You aren't the man JD, you ain't even close, I'll break you in half... if you even step close. Your gonna get wrecked out.. I'm tellin you boy, just cause you got a girl... don't make you a playboy. And think of this... just for a minute.. while you were at work... I was up in it. your rhymes ain't... that fly, your gear ain't that fresh You step to me you'll end up a mess.
We go to the club.. your moves are lame. the goofy *** white boy is your only claim to fame. You go to the gym, but your scrawny as hell. The ladies have a name for you, it's Tiny *** Tim.
Start **** with me and your future... looks grim, I'll bind your hands... and see how well you swim.
Don't step to me, don't even try to front, I'll whoop your *** and smoke you like a blunt...
Flipper Likes Bikes but he mostly likes to talk, can't pay attention to old ladies driving now he hobbles when he walks. Bwolz Avatar is the gift he shares with Wangstar. and Klimax is a punk that can't be a mod--erator.
yeah I ride like an old man, but I have nothing to prove. You aint got **** on me that can cause me to lose. So take your *** home and kiss your momma good night, Say a prayer that you'll see the morning light, cause you threaten to come up to Michigan again and your future is uncertain, if you visit us here you're in for a hurtin'.
R1Dude brags about his bike and claims that he's got the rhymes, but you know it was his 12 year old son writing for him all those times. Big Jeff and Lucky are in the back room playing a game of "sucky sucky"
This game is over it's all been played out, this is the last entry you'll get out of me, I don't have anything else to say 'cept the life you live is just a big Farce and now you got served by a guy named Big Jarsh
:YEAH :YEAH
Big Jarsh
We go to the club.. your moves are lame. the goofy *** white boy is your only claim to fame. You go to the gym, but your scrawny as hell. The ladies have a name for you, it's Tiny *** Tim.
Start **** with me and your future... looks grim, I'll bind your hands... and see how well you swim.
Don't step to me, don't even try to front, I'll whoop your *** and smoke you like a blunt...
Flipper Likes Bikes but he mostly likes to talk, can't pay attention to old ladies driving now he hobbles when he walks. Bwolz Avatar is the gift he shares with Wangstar. and Klimax is a punk that can't be a mod--erator.
yeah I ride like an old man, but I have nothing to prove. You aint got **** on me that can cause me to lose. So take your *** home and kiss your momma good night, Say a prayer that you'll see the morning light, cause you threaten to come up to Michigan again and your future is uncertain, if you visit us here you're in for a hurtin'.
R1Dude brags about his bike and claims that he's got the rhymes, but you know it was his 12 year old son writing for him all those times. Big Jeff and Lucky are in the back room playing a game of "sucky sucky"
This game is over it's all been played out, this is the last entry you'll get out of me, I don't have anything else to say 'cept the life you live is just a big Farce and now you got served by a guy named Big Jarsh
:YEAH
:YEAH Big Jarsh
:YEAH :YEAH
02-07-2005 | 08:13 PM
#256
I Enjoy Posting At StuntLife!
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 3,244
From: flint
Re: Rap Battles
Originally Posted by r1dude
:YEAH :YEAH
now you thug on up like you're right from eight mile? so step on back, take a breather, cause when it comes to wheelies and rhymes your not on lock with neither.
I am gonna step on the mic now, check one, check two, check three,
we all got bets on what Flip hits next a car, a person or maybe a tree?
I wonder who will be rocking the wheelies when the weather brakes,
we know I am the real deal and all other are fakes. Dan use to rock em all day and nite long miles at a time, but with a flat bald tire I guess all he has got left is his rhyme .
Jeff was getting better and rocking em out, but with twins now I would
say he is a long shot without a doubt. Rocket Joe would sometime suprise us with a wheelie or two, but all that nonsense ended when his can of red bull blew.
Matt rocks the fiddy and can rock them long, but put him on his Buell and its a whole nother song. Lucky rides now and then when his bikes arent broke, I dont know for sure if he does actually own one or not and thats no joke.
Now stay down for the count as the rhyme is almost done, being sliced and diced like this is always never no fun. Next time your on the roadway and see a man on one wheel, you can say DAMN that was the Wangsta THE REAL DEAL!
Last edited by wangsta; 02-07-2005 at 08:17 PM.
02-07-2005 | 08:24 PM
#257
Disturbed Riders
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 3,779
From: Flint Town, MI
Re: Rap Battles
Originally Posted by wangsta
whoa whoa wait a minute, jarsh we have heard from you in awhile,
now you thug on up like you're right from eight mile? so step on back, take a breather, cause when it comes to wheelies and rhymes your not on lock with neither.
I am gonna step on the mic now, check one, check two, check three,
we all got bets on what Flip hits next a car, a person or maybe a tree?
I wonder who will be rocking the wheelies when the weather brakes,
we know I am the real deal and all other are fakes. Dan use to rock em all day and nite long miles at a time, but with a flat bald tire I guess all he has got left is his rhyme .
Jeff was getting better and rocking em out, but with twins now I would
say he is a long shot without a doubt. Rocket Joe would sometime suprise us with a wheelie or two, but all that nonsense ended when his can of red bull blew.
Matt rocks the fiddy and can rock them long, but put him on his Buell and its a whole nother song. Lucky rides now and then when his bikes arent broke, I dont know for sure if he does actually own one or not and thats no joke.
Now stay down for the count as the rhyme is almost done, being sliced and diced like this is always never no fun. Next time your on the roadway and see a man on one wheel, you can say DAMN that was the Wangsta THE REAL DEAL!
now you thug on up like you're right from eight mile? so step on back, take a breather, cause when it comes to wheelies and rhymes your not on lock with neither.
I am gonna step on the mic now, check one, check two, check three,
we all got bets on what Flip hits next a car, a person or maybe a tree?
I wonder who will be rocking the wheelies when the weather brakes,
we know I am the real deal and all other are fakes. Dan use to rock em all day and nite long miles at a time, but with a flat bald tire I guess all he has got left is his rhyme .
Jeff was getting better and rocking em out, but with twins now I would
say he is a long shot without a doubt. Rocket Joe would sometime suprise us with a wheelie or two, but all that nonsense ended when his can of red bull blew.
Matt rocks the fiddy and can rock them long, but put him on his Buell and its a whole nother song. Lucky rides now and then when his bikes arent broke, I dont know for sure if he does actually own one or not and thats no joke.
Now stay down for the count as the rhyme is almost done, being sliced and diced like this is always never no fun. Next time your on the roadway and see a man on one wheel, you can say DAMN that was the Wangsta THE REAL DEAL!
02-07-2005 | 09:14 PM
#259
It came out in the wash!?
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 2,651
From: Flint, Mi
Re: Rap Battles Well, well, well the wangsta is trying to speak his mind and let some **** flow...so i guess I will respond, here we go...
Next time I'm on the road i already know the real deal, wangsta you can't get a supercharged 9-2-9 up on one wheel, like cancer you are benign, hence your death in this battle is the ultimate demise. The ripples of time can't define the existence that isn't you, much like your nipple it has been scraped from the theoritical earth, only to wish your mother would have aborted your sorry birth.
Dan the bot king, doesn't know how to change that Fu<c></c>cking ring, he must think he lives in an enchanted wonderland under the sea, accompanied by his twin fiddy rider klimaxx, the Fu<c></c>ckers ran to K-mart to buy matching hats and shorts, if anything they will be the death of our sport.
Big jarsh...where do you begin a better question would be where do I end, you could rant for hours on his mexican days, then he'll tell you he has even lazier ways. His love life has to be his main crisis the only broken record you hear is does she have a child or a marriage license? The shackles of the mexican lifestyle comfortably located near the remote, next to the shakes, whoppers, fries and the mess!
Wow amazement where to end, I guess I would let you respond, but your vocabulary probally doesn't have the capacity much like opacity of those nifty photochopped impressions of seemingly narrow events of our lives, and now I leave you, the only sounds are your gasps, Ladies the gloves are off and enjoy the ride, now that tony has been aborted and dan found longing for a climax from his favorite bot buddy kilmaxx, I have brought the new tide, step up the game fellas and starting learning addition, but jarsh you stay put I would hate for you to break tradition!
Flip
Next time I'm on the road i already know the real deal, wangsta you can't get a supercharged 9-2-9 up on one wheel, like cancer you are benign, hence your death in this battle is the ultimate demise. The ripples of time can't define the existence that isn't you, much like your nipple it has been scraped from the theoritical earth, only to wish your mother would have aborted your sorry birth.
Dan the bot king, doesn't know how to change that Fu<c></c>cking ring, he must think he lives in an enchanted wonderland under the sea, accompanied by his twin fiddy rider klimaxx, the Fu<c></c>ckers ran to K-mart to buy matching hats and shorts, if anything they will be the death of our sport.
Big jarsh...where do you begin a better question would be where do I end, you could rant for hours on his mexican days, then he'll tell you he has even lazier ways. His love life has to be his main crisis the only broken record you hear is does she have a child or a marriage license? The shackles of the mexican lifestyle comfortably located near the remote, next to the shakes, whoppers, fries and the mess!
Wow amazement where to end, I guess I would let you respond, but your vocabulary probally doesn't have the capacity much like opacity of those nifty photochopped impressions of seemingly narrow events of our lives, and now I leave you, the only sounds are your gasps, Ladies the gloves are off and enjoy the ride, now that tony has been aborted and dan found longing for a climax from his favorite bot buddy kilmaxx, I have brought the new tide, step up the game fellas and starting learning addition, but jarsh you stay put I would hate for you to break tradition!
Flip
