> > Job Opening - CIA Assassin.
> >
> >
> > The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
> > After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were
> > done there were three finalists... two men and a woman.
> >
> >
> > For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large
> > metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow
> > your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room,
> > you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"
> >
> >
> > The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my
> > wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."
> >
> >
> > The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun
> > and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the
> > man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
> > The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and
> > go home."
> >
> >
> > Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
> > instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the
> > room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming,
> > crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The
> > door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat
> > from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat
> > him to death with the chair."
> >
> >
> > Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.
> >

 

Sounds like something my girl would do. LOL

 

That's no joke Ish.

 

funny ****

 

pretty good pretty good