Blonde with a puzzle
05-27-2004, 09:57 AM
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Blonde with a puzzle
Ok... So this Blonde named Jenn calls her boyfriend. "Come over and help me. Ive got this killer puzzle and I cant get it started." Her boyfriend replied, " Well, start with the corners. Thats usually the easiest way to get it started. What is the puzzle suppose to be?" "I cant find any corner pieces and Its a huge orange tiger!!" She said. Well the after boyfriend got tired of trying to help her. He decided to go over and see why this puzzle was so hard. When he got to her apartment, he sat down on the couch in front of the coffee table. "Where is the puzzle?" he said. "That's it." she replied. He looked down at the table and then looked back at her. With a big sigh and placing his hands on her shoulders, He said : " Ok hunny lets just sit back and take a deep breath. This will never look like the tiger on the box. Lets just pick up the frosted flakes and put them back into the box...."
Damn, a new blonde joke, I love it
05-27-2004, 04:50 PM
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Re: Blonde with a puzzle
Originally Posted by HondaFreak
That is the shiiittt..good job man!!! 
Dumb ****!!!! :YEAH 
05-28-2004, 01:38 PM
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Re: Blonde with a puzzle
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05-28-2004, 02:14 PM
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Re: Blonde with a puzzle
Originally Posted by Leavell119
Now thats kinda scary that someone read this from the town i moved from. Same town the ex gf's name who is in the joke lives. O well.
thats a far stretch thats like saying you know the guy with the hair . oh yeah with the arms and legs that lives in that town. yeah on that road . by the tree. that tree ? yeah the one with the leave. oh ok jk
05-28-2004, 02:25 PM
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Re: Blonde with a puzzle
Originally Posted by SirStuntsalot
thats a far stretch thats like saying you know the guy with the hair . oh yeah with the arms and legs that lives in that town. yeah on that road . by the tree. that tree ? yeah the one with the leave. oh ok jkWhat are you jokers talking about.
I think you both fell head first into one too many sinkholes!
Oh, funny joke too, thanks.
05-28-2004, 02:33 PM
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Re: Blonde with a puzzle
Jenn hutson is her name lol. Idc if she sees this or if u tell her or if she sees this while bobbing on ur goods. just leave a mushroom print on that bitches forehead for me Scratch that. Im commin down this week. Ill do it myself. That is one thing I love about movin away. U come home n get to nail all the home-town ***** :YEAH
Scratch that. Im commin down this week. Ill do it myself. That is one thing I love about movin away. U come home n get to nail all the home-town ***** :YEAH
06-01-2004, 12:11 AM
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Re: Blonde with a puzzle
Originally Posted by Leavell119
Ok... So this Blonde named Jenn calls her boyfriend. "Come over and help me. Ive got this killer puzzle and I cant get it started." Her boyfriend replied, " Well, start with the corners. Thats usually the easiest way to get it started. What is the puzzle suppose to be?" "I cant find any corner pieces and Its a huge orange tiger!!" She said. Well the after boyfriend got tired of trying to help her. He decided to go over and see why this puzzle was so hard. When he got to her apartment, he sat down on the couch in front of the coffee table. "Where is the puzzle?" he said. "That's it." she replied. He looked down at the table and then looked back at her. With a big sigh and placing his hands on her shoulders, He said : " Ok hunny lets just sit back and take a deep breath. This will never look like the tiger on the box. Lets just pick up the frosted flakes and put them back into the box...."
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