Hope this hasn't been posted yet..


A Chicken, a Horse, and a Harley Davidson


On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom
loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the
horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the
horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for
help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.

Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for
the farmer but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only
tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new
Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off
with a lengthof rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's
life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to
see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to
get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After
tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the
chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the
powerful bike, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to
thefarmhouse and the farmer was none the wiser when he
returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best
Buddies, Best Pals. A few weeks later, the chicken fell
into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to
the horse to save his life!

The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled
the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab
his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the
pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up
and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story? (Yes, there's a moral!)

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"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley
To Pick Up Chicks!"

 

im still trying to figure out how the hell that damn chicken could shift

 

it could of been a boss HOG


lol still funny

 

 

i thought it was a true story until the part about a harley having enough HP to pull a horse

 

people actually pick up chicks with harleys
what kind of chicks

 

old saggy boobed biker granys

 

I think its a Boss Hoss, I drove one once, very uncomfortable, shitty turning radius but the fastest thing I have ever ridden. But I suppose a Vette engine in a motorcycle is a bit of overkill.