Ice_Maiden

After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife
for a younger woman. He wanted to continue living in their
downtown luxury apartment with his new lover so he asked his wife to move
out and get another place. His wife agreed to this, provided that he
would give her 3 days alone at the apartment to pack up her things.

She spent the first day packing her belongings
into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers
come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the
last time at their beautiful dining table by candlelight, put on some
soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp and a
bottle of Chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each room
and deposited a few of the half-eaten shrimp shells into the
hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was
bliss for the first few days. Then slowly the apartment began to
smell. They tried everything; cleaning & mopping and airing
the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, carpets were steam
cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were
brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for
a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive
carpet.

Finally, they could not take it any longer and decided to
move. They could not find a buyer for their stinky apartment
so they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase
a new place. The moving company arrived and did a very
professional packing job, taking everything to their new home...including the
curtain rods.



DO NOT MESS WITH A WOMAN!!!!!!!!

cass

that's right
just remember pay back is a b**** and we do deliver.

Mogwai