Luke

> > A hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks.
> > He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home
> > when
> > he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like hillbillies.
> >
> > The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license
> > and the hillbilly pulled out a valid Oklahoma hunting license.
> >
> > The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up
> > one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck ain't from
> > Oklahoma. This is a Kansas duck. You got a Kansas huntin' license,
> > boy?"
> >
> > The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kansas hunting
> > license.
> > The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second
> > duck, sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain't no Kansas duck. This
> > duck's from Arkansas. You got a Arkansas license?"
> >
> > The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Arkansas hunting
> > license.
> >
> > The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its
> > butt, and said, "This ain't no Arkansas duck. This here duck's from
> > South Carolina. You got a South Carolina huntin' license?"
> >
> > Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a South
> > Carolina hunting license.
> >
> > The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled
> > at the hillbilly "Just where the hell are you from?"
> >
> > The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said,
> > "You tell me. You're the expert."

ryanaka99cents

HA HA, now that there is funny, if you don't think thats funny........

Phul

I guess the next question would be "could the warden answer correctly?"

MaRkUs600

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Best one I heard in a whille.

Paligurl2

Mogwai

Good joke, thanks for making me smile!

cass

that's great