Twins....
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Twins....
Twins
There were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the
> owner of a old dilapidated
> boat. It just so happened that John's wife died the
> same day Joe's boat sank.
> A few days later a kindly old woman saw Joe, and
> mistaking him for John. Said
> "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel
> terrible"
>
> Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat, said
> "Fact is, I'm sort of glad
> to get rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from
> the beginning. Her bottom
> was all shriveled up and she smelled like an old
> dead fish. She was always
> losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back
> and a pretty big hole in
> the front, too. Every time I used her the hole got
> bigger and she leaked like
> crazy. I guess what finished her off was when I
> rented her to those four guys
> looking for a good time for the weekend. I warned
> them that she wasn't very
> good, but they wanted to use her anyhow and were
> willing to pay. The fools
> all tried to get in her at the same time and split
> her right down the
> middle."
>
> The kindly old woman fainted.
There were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the
> owner of a old dilapidated
> boat. It just so happened that John's wife died the
> same day Joe's boat sank.
> A few days later a kindly old woman saw Joe, and
> mistaking him for John. Said
> "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel
> terrible"
>
> Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat, said
> "Fact is, I'm sort of glad
> to get rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from
> the beginning. Her bottom
> was all shriveled up and she smelled like an old
> dead fish. She was always
> losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back
> and a pretty big hole in
> the front, too. Every time I used her the hole got
> bigger and she leaked like
> crazy. I guess what finished her off was when I
> rented her to those four guys
> looking for a good time for the weekend. I warned
> them that she wasn't very
> good, but they wanted to use her anyhow and were
> willing to pay. The fools
> all tried to get in her at the same time and split
> her right down the
> middle."
>
> The kindly old woman fainted.