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Old 09-03-2003, 10:09 AM
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Airplane Jokes

> > You are the chief airplane washer at the company
hangar and you:
> >
> > (1) Hook high pressure hose up to the soap suds
machine.
> >
> > (2) Turn the machine "on".
> >
> > (3) Receive an important call and have to leave
work
> > to go home.
> >
> > (4) As you depart for home, you yell to Don, your
> > assistant, "Don, turn it off."
> >
> > (5) Assistant Don thinks he hears, "Don't turn it
off."
> > He shrugs, and leaves the area right after you.
> >
> > (6) Refer to attachment for the results.
> >
> > As with any occupation, make sure personnel have
> > clear understanding of what you are
communicating!
> >
> > Actually happened! Now see the picture of the
> > consequences.
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