Where's Bush's clock
08-12-2003, 09:40 AM
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Where's Bush's clock
Donald Rumsfeld died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St.Peter at
the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are
all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said
Rumsfeld, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never
moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said
Rumsfeld. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham
Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two
lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bush's clock?" asked Rumsfeld."Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's
using it as a ceiling fan."
the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are
all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said
Rumsfeld, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never
moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said
Rumsfeld. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham
Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two
lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bush's clock?" asked Rumsfeld."Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's
using it as a ceiling fan."
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