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There was a midget down in Florida whose ********* hurt and ached almost all the time.
The midget went to the doctor and told him about his
problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table and started examining him. He put one finger under his left ******** and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia. "Aha!" mumbled the
doc and , as he put his finger under the right ********, he asked the
midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor again and reached for his surgical scissors.


Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left
side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with
amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told him to walk around the examining room to see if his ********* still hurt. The midget wasabsolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his ********* were no longer aching.

The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"
The midget said, "Perfect, Doc,
and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"


The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."

kegstander83

lol

nastycrossman

DrinkWheelieMix

hmmmmm my testes been hurting..maybe i should cut a lil off my boots and see if that helps.

Nate-VMC