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Marriage (Part I)
> > > Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady
> >and after the
> >wedding,
> > >
> > > he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home
> >when I want, if I want
> > > and
> > > at what time I want-and I don't
> > > expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner
> >to be on the table
> > > unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
> >I'll go hunting,
> > > fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with
> >my old buddies and
> > > don't
> > > you give me a hard time about it. Those are my
> >rules. Any comments?"
> > >
> > > His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just
> >understand that there
> > > will be sex here at seven o'clock every night . .
> >. whether you're here
> > > or
> > > not."
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Marriage (Part II)
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the
> >day
> > > >of their 40th
> > > > > wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When
> >you
> > > >die, I'm getting you
> > > > > a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -
> >Cold
> > > >as Ever.'" "Yeah?"
> > > > > she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a
> > > >headstone that reads,
> > > > > "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"
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Marriage (Part III)
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a
> > > >fight at the breakfast
> > > > > table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And
> > > >you are no good in bed
> > > > > either," and storms out of the house. After
> > > >sometime he realizes he
> > > > > was nasty and decides to make amends and rings
> >her
> > > >up. She comes to
> > > > > the phone after many rings and the irritated
> > > >husband says, "What took
> > > > > you so long to answer the phone?" She says, "I
> >was
> > > >in bed." "In bed
> > > > > this early, doing what?" "Getting a second
> > > >opinion!"
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Marriage (Part IV)
> > > > > >
> > > > > > A man has six children and is very proud of
> >his
> > > >achievement. He is
> > > > > so proud of himself, that he starts calling his
> > > >wife, "Mother of Six"
> > > > > in spite of her objections. One night, they go
> >to
> > > >a party. The man
> > > > > decides that it's time to go home and wants to
> > > >find out if his wife is
> > > > > ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of
> > > >his voice, "shall we
> > > > > go home Mother of six?'" His wife, irritated by
> > > >her husband's lack of
> > > > > discretion
> > > > > > shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready,
> >Father
> > > >of Four."

AJSSTOPPIE69

old lady is laghing her **** off!!!!!!