U know ur gay when....
08-01-2007, 11:51 AM
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U know ur gay when....
> 1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard
> stomach, you are
> gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer
> with the boys and have
> spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups,
> aerobics, and doing the
> Oprah diet.
>
> 2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A
> cat is like a dog, but
> gay -- it grooms itself constantly but never
> scratches itself, has a
> delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and
> whines to be fed. And
> just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come
> here! I said get your
> *** over here, Killer!" Now think about how you call
> a cat..."Bun-bun, come
> to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be
> framed, you're so gay.
>
> 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby
> pacifiers, or any such
> nonsense, rest assured, you are a *******. A
> straight man only sucks on
> bar-B-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish
> guts, pickled pigs feet,
> or ****. Anything else and you are in training and
> undeniably a ***.
>
> 4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom
> or **** in a parking
> lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A
> man's world is his
> bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he
> pleases.
>
> 5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee.
> A straight man will
> never be heard ordering a "Decaf Soy Latte". If
> you've put a Decaf Soy
> Latte to your lips, you've had a man there, too.
>
> 6. If you know more than six names of non standard
> colors or four different
> types of dessert other than ice cream and pie, you
> might as well be handing
> out free *** passes. A real man doesn't have memory
> space in his brain to
> remember all of that crap. If you can pick out
> chartreuse or you know what
> a "fressier" is you're gay. And if you can name ANY
> type of textile other
> than cotton or denim, you are faggadocious.
>
> 7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget
> it, you're dying to
> tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on
> the wheel to honk at a
> slow-*** driver or to cut the jerk off. The rest of
> the time he needs that
> hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger,
> or hold his beer.
>
> stomach, you are
> gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer
> with the boys and have
> spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups,
> aerobics, and doing the
> Oprah diet.
>
> 2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A
> cat is like a dog, but
> gay -- it grooms itself constantly but never
> scratches itself, has a
> delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and
> whines to be fed. And
> just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come
> here! I said get your
> *** over here, Killer!" Now think about how you call
> a cat..."Bun-bun, come
> to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be
> framed, you're so gay.
>
> 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby
> pacifiers, or any such
> nonsense, rest assured, you are a *******. A
> straight man only sucks on
> bar-B-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish
> guts, pickled pigs feet,
> or ****. Anything else and you are in training and
> undeniably a ***.
>
> 4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom
> or **** in a parking
> lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A
> man's world is his
> bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he
> pleases.
>
> 5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee.
> A straight man will
> never be heard ordering a "Decaf Soy Latte". If
> you've put a Decaf Soy
> Latte to your lips, you've had a man there, too.
>
> 6. If you know more than six names of non standard
> colors or four different
> types of dessert other than ice cream and pie, you
> might as well be handing
> out free *** passes. A real man doesn't have memory
> space in his brain to
> remember all of that crap. If you can pick out
> chartreuse or you know what
> a "fressier" is you're gay. And if you can name ANY
> type of textile other
> than cotton or denim, you are faggadocious.
>
> 7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget
> it, you're dying to
> tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on
> the wheel to honk at a
> slow-*** driver or to cut the jerk off. The rest of
> the time he needs that
> hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger,
> or hold his beer.
>
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Re: U know ur gay when....
i agree with most but i have a cat and his name is Mr.lucifer 
dogs always want ur attention lick and salivate all over u.........cat are a mini version of a lion!!! atleast Mr.lucifer is check it!!! :YEAH
dogs always want ur attention lick and salivate all over u.........cat are a mini version of a lion!!! atleast Mr.lucifer is check it!!! :YEAH 
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