There's a lot of them.

My dick is so big that I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.

My dick is so big that it graduated a year ahead of me from high school.

My dick is so big that it has an elevator and a lobby.

My dick is so big that it has better credit than I do.

My dick is so big that clowns climb out of it when I ***.

My dick is so big that it was once overthrown by a military ceaux. It's now known as "The Democratic Republic of my Dick."

My dick is so big that it has casters.

My dick is so big that I'm already f*@king a girl tomorrow.

My dick is so big that ships use it to find their way into the harbor.

My dick is so big that there was a movie called "Godzilla vs. My Dick."

My dick is so big that it lives next door.

My dick is so big that I entered it in the Big Dick Contest and it came in 1st, 2nd, and 3rd.

My dick is a better dresser than I am.

My dick is so big that the head of it has only seen my ***** in pictures.

My dick is the walrus, koo koo ka choo!!

My dick is so big that no matter where I go, my dick always gets there first.

My dick is so big that it takes longer lunches than I do.

My dick is so big that I use the Eifel Tower as a french tickler.

My dick is so big that when it rains the head doesn't get wet.

My dick is so big that I could wear it as a tie if I wasn't so afraid of getting a hard-on and killing myself.

My dick is so big that it has feet.

My dick is so big that a homeless family lives underneath it.

My dick is so big that it takes 4 fat women and a team of clydesdales to jack me off.

My dick is so big that they use the Bullet Train to test my condems.

My dick is so big that it seats six.

My dick is so big that I use a hoola-hoop as a **** ring.

My dick is so big that we use it at parties as a limbo pole.

My dick is so big that King Kong is going to climb up it in the next remake.

My dick is so big that I could f*@k an elevator shaft.

My dick is so big that I have to cook it breakfast in the mornings.

My dick is so big that every time I get hard I cause a solar eclipse.

My dick is so big that we're all a part of it, and it's all a part of us.

My dick is so big that it has it's own dick, and even my dick's dick is still bigger than your dick.

My dick is so big that you can't blow me without a ladder.

My dick is so big that you can ski down it.

My dick is so big that it has an elbow.

My dick is so big that I have to check it as luggage when I fly.

My dick is so big that right now it's in the other room fixing us drinks.

My dick is so big that there's a sneaker name "Air My Dick."

My dick is so big that I'm it's bitch.

My dick is so big that it's against the law to f*@k me without protective headgear.

My dick is so big that I could f*@k a tuba.

My dick is so big that Steven Hawking has a theory about it.

My dick is so big that it has it's own gravity.

My dick is so big that NASA once launched a space probe to search for the tip of my dick.

My dick is so big that it's impossible to see all of it without a sattelite.

My dick is so big that the inside contains billions and billions of stars.

My dick is so big that it has a spine.

My dick is so big that movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and My Dick!

My dick is so big that it violates 17 zoning laws.

My dick is so big that I was once in Ohio and got a blow job in Tenn.

My dick is so big that the city was going to build a statue of it, but ran out of cement.

My dick is so big that when I get a hard-on my eyebrows get pulled down to my neck.

My dick is so big that you're standing on it!!!

My dick is so big that it has an agent. My dick's people will call your people. Lets have lunch with my dick!

My dick is so big that it's right behind you.

 

they call me the snake maker...everytime a girl goes down on me she has to dislocate her jaw!!!

 

lol how about ----- ur dicks so small the sperm come out in singal file.:p

 

i know, not enuff room to wag the tail, the one behind it has to push