You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to celgsxr again.
09-19-2009 | 04:20 AM
#8021
Never 2 old 2 die!
Joined: Jul 2009
Posts: 1,199
From: blacktop,mt shasta,lake shasta
Re: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to celgsxr again.
i shouldnt even be able to give out any rep....ill i now how to do is wreck
heck im just a looser.
........mabe i should just stick to my tractor,
i can wear wranglers instead of the pants with kevlar in them
wow!, i just thought of somthing! what about toughskins!
mabe toughskins needs to make a comeback in the stunt sceene!
i dont think anybody even knows what toughskins are? anybody?
heck im just a looser.
........mabe i should just stick to my tractor,i can wear wranglers instead of the pants with kevlar in them
wow!, i just thought of somthing! what about toughskins!
mabe toughskins needs to make a comeback in the stunt sceene!
i dont think anybody even knows what toughskins are? anybody?
09-19-2009 | 09:33 AM
#8023
Post Whore Nazi
Joined: Sep 2008
Posts: 7,994
From: VA (Bad News)! Thanks USAF. Originally from HAWAII
Re: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to celgsxr again.
i shouldnt even be able to give out any rep....ill i now how to do is wreck
heck im just a looser.........mabe i should just stick to my tractor,
i can wear wranglers instead of the pants with kevlar in them
wow!, i just thought of somthing! what about toughskins!
mabe toughskins needs to make a comeback in the stunt sceene!
i dont think anybody even knows what toughskins are? anybody?
heck im just a looser.
........mabe i should just stick to my tractor,i can wear wranglers instead of the pants with kevlar in them
wow!, i just thought of somthing! what about toughskins!
mabe toughskins needs to make a comeback in the stunt sceene!
i dont think anybody even knows what toughskins are? anybody?
Nope. You know cuz you are old. But if they are anything like hot pants, keep that **** away from the scene
09-19-2009 | 05:56 PM
#8028
Never 2 old 2 die!
Joined: Jul 2009
Posts: 1,199
From: blacktop,mt shasta,lake shasta
Re: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to celgsxr again.
09-19-2009 | 06:07 PM
#8030
Never 2 old 2 die!
Joined: Jul 2009
Posts: 1,199
From: blacktop,mt shasta,lake shasta
Re: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to celgsxr again.
Ugly, Uncomfortable Jeans Were the Scourge of a Generation - and They're Back!
In the 1970s, Sears Roebuck & Co took a look at their massive product offering - spanning items for home, auto, fashion, leisure, and countless other categories - and decided that there was but one retail area left for them to conquer: that of the nuke-proof childrens' clothing
market.
Specifically, Sears market researchers interviewed countless suburban moms, who decreed that the single greatest challenge faced by the nation was that of kids' jeans that wore out too darned fast. Their solution? Create a line of jeans so ridiculously overbuilt that they could guarantee that kids would grow out of the cursed things long before they'd wear out.
Enter a sinister group of chemists, colorblind fashion school dropouts, and disgruntled Carter-era defense contractors - all hidden inside a hollowed-out volcano somewhere off the coast of Indonesia - and the world was forever changed.
The Toughskin™ jean had been unleashed upon millions of unsuspecting elementary school kids, who were henceforth doomed to a life of freakishly colored jean-substitutes with razor sharp, potentially lethal creases down the center of legs that didn't bend at the knee, shattered in cold weather, gave off sparks upon striking asphalt, and featured a mock-leather "TOUGHSKINS" tag that inevitably cracked - leaving shards of unnaturally sharp plastic to jab at the wearer's waist upon making any attempt to tie his/her shoes.
And we won't even broach the horror of the "husky" Toughskin wearer...
This monstrous creation - made of a nearly indestructible blend of Dacron Type 59 polyester, DuPont 429 Nylon, Kevlar, titanium fiber, and approximately three strands of cotton (for softness!) - was the centerpiece of Sears' childrens' clothing line for nearly 15 years, and eventually spread to a line of men's workclothes, until scores of emergency room visits by steelworkers who had inadvertently welded themselves to I-beams forced Sears to drop the line.
</U></EM></I></B></STRONG></SPAN>
Page: 1 2 Next »
Print Save Read comments (15) Next piece
Close
Sears' Toughskins - Jeans from Hell
Type in your e-mail address below to receive an automated reminder to come back and read this piece of content. Your e-mail address will not be used for anything other than the automated reminder.
Your email address:PM
