WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
10-17-2006, 12:59 AM
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Re: WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
Originally Posted by Big Jarsh
Anyhow, the other night I was "gettin tender" with my woman, and i put the condom on, and the ****** broke....
10-17-2006, 01:00 AM
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Re: WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
no worries though, I had a backup handy, so since it was the heat of the moment and my garbage can is across the room next to my computer, i just took the broken one and dropped it on the floor next to my bed (no it hadn't been used or anything, it broke before I had a chance)
10-17-2006, 01:01 AM
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Re: WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
Originally Posted by Big Jarsh
no worries though, I had a backup handy, so since it was the heat of the moment and my garbage can is across the room next to my computer, i just took the broken one and dropped it on the floor next to my bed (no it hadn't been used or anything, it broke before I had a chance)
im goin to bed.. gots ta be up in 6 hrs
laterz beeeeeotches
10-17-2006, 01:01 AM
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Re: WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
so, I get the new one on, good and fine, the deed gets done, and after it was all said and done, there was a few moments of cleaning up to do, and then we went to sleep...
10-17-2006, 01:03 AM
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Re: WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
Originally Posted by Big Jarsh
so, I get the new one on, good and fine, the deed gets done, and after it was all said and done, there was a few moments of cleaning up to do, and then we went to sleep...
10-17-2006, 01:04 AM
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Re: WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
so, the next morning we get up, and i get dressed, and go to walk out the door, well, you see, my floor is tile. And I happen to have dropped that broken one basically right in front of my door.
And if you think that Lubricated Trojans make it easy for gettin busy, they are also good for slicking up your tile floor nice and good.
Son of a bish that spot on my floor is so blasted slickery I have almost broken my neck numerous times walking in and skating across the floor!
And if you think that Lubricated Trojans make it easy for gettin busy, they are also good for slicking up your tile floor nice and good.
Son of a bish that spot on my floor is so blasted slickery I have almost broken my neck numerous times walking in and skating across the floor!
10-17-2006, 01:05 AM
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Re: WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
Originally Posted by Big Jarsh
so, the next morning we get up, and i get dressed, and go to walk out the door, well, you see, my floor is tile. And I happen to have dropped that broken one basically right in front of my door.
And if you think that Lubricated Trojans make it easy for gettin busy, they are also good for slicking up your tile floor nice and good.
Son of a bish that spot on my floor is so blasted slickery I have almost broken my neck numerous times walking in and skating across the floor!
And if you think that Lubricated Trojans make it easy for gettin busy, they are also good for slicking up your tile floor nice and good.
Son of a bish that spot on my floor is so blasted slickery I have almost broken my neck numerous times walking in and skating across the floor!
10-17-2006, 01:06 AM
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Re: WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
Originally Posted by Big Jarsh
so, the next morning we get up, and i get dressed, and go to walk out the door, well, you see, my floor is tile. And I happen to have dropped that broken one basically right in front of my door.
And if you think that Lubricated Trojans make it easy for gettin busy, they are also good for slicking up your tile floor nice and good.
Son of a bish that spot on my floor is so blasted slickery I have almost broken my neck numerous times walking in and skating across the floor!
And if you think that Lubricated Trojans make it easy for gettin busy, they are also good for slicking up your tile floor nice and good.
Son of a bish that spot on my floor is so blasted slickery I have almost broken my neck numerous times walking in and skating across the floor!
10-17-2006, 01:08 AM
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Re: WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
Originally Posted by Big Jarsh
So the moral of the story is, practice safe sex, BUT also, practice safe disguarding of the profilactic too!
<<<<Is FiX'd....:YEAH
