KUTZ

Lets spit a few here in this thread now
cause shugga took the other and threw the b!tch out
So here it is bring out the best skillz
call out the *****'s and lets rhyme up some thrills!

:YEAH
We got us some new rhymes but still rocking like old times

pineapple

what it is what it do
i got to post number 2

KUTZ

I don't get it
It just doesn't make sense
I post up a thread at Skillz's own request
To bring back the ryming and rapping to all
And nobody answers
What happened to ya'll
Forget how to mix forgot how to match
J.D. was the bomb that isnspired this patch
In the last Rapping thread he tore up the ****
And brought to the users his very own spit
Whatever it's good what it do what it do
Pineapple pimping it's just me and you!

pineapple

fresh to the thread
enjoy's good head
but like you said i dont understand this post is dead...
when its just two mc's on this site....
when i see about one thousand users on every night
they are played out and over due
just come to watch video's posted from me and you.

KUTZ

It's gay how they cut down **** thats out of their realm
then come out with a clip that wouldn't even impress Kelm
Dude once told me that my **** was sleezy
Said I'm just a quad stunter and that ***** made easy
So I continued to inform him he's right and it's gay
To just go out with a quad to a lot and stunt it all day
But then in the dirt I cleared high a good 80 feet
And while I was up there I kicked of my feet
And if that wasn't enough to stop a heart beat
It kicked off the back and hung by my hands from the seat.
So to compare to the skills on the table he came back with a highchair
I looked at him laughed and said damn b1tch you looked scared
I must tho remind you your wheeles still on the ground
And your powered it up and slamed it back down
Finally he gave up and left me alone
But still do this day he's queer on his throne
Big bikes are better and harder to stunt
Yes, I agree but its kind of like baseball there's always a bunt

GodspeedGrl

I not a rapper
my rhymes belong in the crapper.

I cant sleep cuz my allergies su(k
no one ever seems to give a fu(k

like dane cook im a silly ***** ...and a bore
but usually I just like to be a post *****

There's not much left to say..
but i think this thread is gay.


sorry to make a mockey of ur thread.. i was bored

skillz954

Yo you gotta tell me about ****
so I can sign on, rhyme, and spit
but if you tell JD, he'll be here lickety split
Cuz you gotta remember who you fvckin wit!!

I know my **** is weak, that was my first rhyme ever!!

gixxerchic600

Yeah Skillz, your rhymes kinda ****,
and BabyK, girl, you know I give a f*ck.
I know how bad those allergies can be,
I get them pretty bad too, trust me.

I'm not too good at this rhyming crap
I'm a white girl, man, I can't rap.
I'll try my best though, and show you what I've got,
It might belong in the trash can, to wither away and rot.

I don't really have anything more to say,
So come on Skillz, take it away...

KUTZ

Screw the man skillz he's as week as a snail
one of those *****es that bites on his nails
His wheelies are garbage and so are his rhymes
but he claims it's only cause its his first time
But I shouldn't make fun and blow up like a bomb
Cause thats the same exact line I used on his mom
But all of this busting was just to get him ready
Cause unlike this one...This thread is more heavy
https://www.stuntlife.com/forums/sho...141933&page=11

skillz954

you guys are funny
I never said I could rhyme
I'm just here to make money
and pass the time

So fvck off!! LOL

gixxerchic600

Aww Skillz, did we make you mad?
It's ok, you're not really THAT bad.

skillz954

when I bend you over the couch
slap your fat *** and make you say ouch
you'll know that you can't make me sad
and that this mother fvcker is anything but bad!!

KUTZ

You and me both are in it the same
My job sucks but this site is still lame
So which is better I don't have a clue
Post on stuntlife or work till I come unglued

I was just busting homes all of our rappes blow
Cause were just the white boy's who act ghetto
So stop all the fussing and don't take it to heart
Cause stuntlife makes worktime fly like a dart

And in your free time keep dreaming and dreaming
But I don't think "big sister" is going to start screaming
At least not your name cause she's already got a man
He's an over possessive jealous man named Dan

skillz954

+1 we some ghetto *** white bois!!

gixxerchic600

Oh Skillz, my *** ain't fat...
Man how many times do I gotta tell you that?
And you won't get me over a couch,
and most certainly will never make me say ouch.
You are making this sound like a dirty nursery rhyme
and I just don't have the time.
I've got expense reports that need to be done,
Sorry guys, but I gotta run!

KUTZ

Can you believe that ditch us for work
Man skillz I beat you feel like a jerk
But don't sweat it she'll be back for some more
Becasue we all know she's a super post *****
Personally I liked the part with the couch
But instead of making her scream ouch
We should just sit down and pull out a pipe
Pack that **** up and then go wheelie our bikes

skillz954

Kutz, you should know I never feel like a *****
I'm so used to these hoes on my d*ck
GixxerChic600 knew she was beat
and I know she secretly wants my meat
I agree with you bout smoking some trees
she can join us if she gets on her knees.

I'm so joking hun but apparently I only rhyme dirty?!?!?

GodspeedGrl

Aye skillz that shiet better cease
Enough picking on Alysse
You dont want this whole thing turning on your punk ***
Cuz i'll make it happen and I'll do it fast

You know she's pimp **** and her *** is far from fat...
shiet you'd have to be stupid not to wanna tap that.

Put down the dank, the shwag and your **** *** weed
I bet you're the one who we'll find on their knees.

Damn my shiet still sounds stupid as hell
but with kids like skillz around it's hard to tell

gixxerchic600

Damn you, Skillz and your dirty rhymes,
I'm gonna end up tellin' you a million times.
I'm very happy with my life you know,
I got myself my Dano.
I'm not beat Skillz, you should watch what you say,
I might just be hot when I'm old and grey.
I don't smoke trees, aka mary jane,
It could ruin your life, or just make you crazy like Kane!

skillz954

Oh damn Baby Huey came to play
and has just volunteered to be my next prey
she's just cranky with a face full of snot
so she comes on here talking all hot
what she don't know is I play for keeps
and she may have just got herself in too deep
if she had walked into my pet store
I would have surely showed her the door
she thinks she's all tough and ****
but has been reduced to fighting on the internet!!