What happened to The Ryming thread this is for you J.D.
#161
Re: What happened to The Ryming thread this is for you J.D.
I am no e-gangsta. Maybe a pranksta. Far from a wanksta. I see your cuties. They got some round azz butties? You hit them with 2 in the pink. 1 in the stink. You might be flirty. My azz is really dirty. I love to murder foolz. Even if I am old school. So we can keep this up all day. I am not scared to go all the way. Right now I have to go back to work. So if somebody else shows up MURDER the jerk.
#162
Re: What happened to The Ryming thread this is for you J.D.
Originally Posted by skillz954
If busting ***** is what you like to do
then SL is the right place for you
bunch of lil e-gangstas talking a lot of sh*t
but they need to recognise the king of it
yeah that would be yours truly, Skillz
I call it like it is and ain't afraid to kill
I see you can read what it says on my shirt
my wheelies is garbage but I'm gorgeous and a flirt
You didn't happen to mention the b!tches in the picture
My game is contagious and my lines like scripture
So don't be jealous of my talents with the ladies
just work on your game, it's stuck in the 80's
then SL is the right place for you
bunch of lil e-gangstas talking a lot of sh*t
but they need to recognise the king of it
yeah that would be yours truly, Skillz
I call it like it is and ain't afraid to kill
I see you can read what it says on my shirt
my wheelies is garbage but I'm gorgeous and a flirt
You didn't happen to mention the b!tches in the picture
My game is contagious and my lines like scripture
So don't be jealous of my talents with the ladies
just work on your game, it's stuck in the 80's
You think your gods gift to women?
You think you really have game?
well i heard the **** you were sayin to that lil girl
and man was that **** lame
I mean it was really week
Can we just cuddle please
You even begged for that **** on your knees
You always tell everyone your words are so slick
But all in all i still think you like ****
So sit down you lanky fu(k
and write some more rhymes.
Good luck.
I'll see you next time.
I know this **** is whack, but i threw it together while i was in a meeting. I'll do better next time.
#164
Re: What happened to The Ryming thread this is for you J.D.
Your name shoud be Kaputz. Cause when I am done you won't have anything to stand on. To stop the bleeding you will need your girlz tampon. I never said I was a rapper. I just like bustin yall crackers. My reflexes are cat like. You don't really won't to fight. Look what happened to T.I. in the Nati. His boy left in the back of a Caddy. R.I.P. So if you wany some come get some. But I did give you warning son. I wll be back later I better get some work done. Holla. This ish is funny.
#165
Re: What happened to The Ryming thread this is for you J.D.
Originally Posted by DENIRO600
Your name shoud be Kaputz. Cause when I am done you won't have anything to stand on. To stop the bleeding you will need your girlz tampon. I never said I was a rapper. I just like bustin yall crackers. My reflexes are cat like. You don't really won't to fight. Look what happened to T.I. in the Nati. His boy left in the back of a Caddy. R.I.P. So if you wany some come get some. But I did give you warning son. I wll be back later I better get some work done. Holla. This ish is funny.
your rhymes are a zero
don't try to be a hero
or i'll slap you like a stank ho
i just got done eating lunch
i come back to nothing but a bunch
of whiney ball bags talking about bleeding
and lots of other **** with no meaning
I'm out for a bit
come up with some new ****
the last was just a turd
And i just flushed it YA HEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#167
Re: What happened to The Ryming thread this is for you J.D.
You forgot to add this at the end. WORD! I am at work and bored. So I thought I would chime in on this bored. As I said before I am no rapper. So I am glad you flushed the my ish down the crapper. I know my rhymes are wack. So yall can have this forum back. So take me out of the rhymes and the scheme. Maybe some day I will come back on the scene. Peace. So like I said before I am going back to work. All yalls rhymes need some work. Don't worry I will always be lerkin. So if somebody calls me out you better start twitching and jerking. Because next time I come back I am going to bring the fire. Then all yall are going to have to retire. I have been known to bring careers to an end. I have even murdered some of my best friends. So if you call me out that is fine. I have givin yall warning plenty of times.
#168
Re: What happened to The Ryming thread this is for you J.D.
Originally Posted by DENIRO600
You forgot to add this at the end. WORD! I am at work and bored. So I thought I would chime in on this bored. As I said before I am no rapper. So I am glad you flushed the my ish down the crapper. I know my rhymes are wack. So yall can have this forum back. So take me out of the rhymes and the scheme. Maybe some day I will come back on the scene. Peace. So like I said before I am going back to work. All yalls rhymes need some work. Don't worry I will always be lerkin. So if somebody calls me out you better start twitching and jerking. Because next time I come back I am going to bring the fire. Then all yall are going to have to retire. I have been known to bring careers to an end. I have even murdered some of my best friends. So if you call me out that is fine. I have givin yall warning plenty of times.
spitting **** that has been said many times before
Go get yourself a dictionary to look up some new words
I'm sure you'll find many you've never heard
This is the last time i'm waisting any effort on you
don't come back again unless you have something new
websters will do your dumb *** well
you need some help i can tell
if i lost you anywhere here just let me know
and i'll give you a few hints on how to flow.
#170
Re: What happened to The Ryming thread this is for you J.D.
Originally Posted by Mr.Gix
You think your gods gift to women?
You think you really have game?
well i heard the **** you were sayin to that lil girl
and man was that **** lame
I mean it was really week
Can we just cuddle please
You even begged for that **** on your knees
You always tell everyone your words are so slick
But all in all i still think you like ****
So sit down you lanky fu(k
and write some more rhymes.
Good luck.
I'll see you next time.
You think you really have game?
well i heard the **** you were sayin to that lil girl
and man was that **** lame
I mean it was really week
Can we just cuddle please
You even begged for that **** on your knees
You always tell everyone your words are so slick
But all in all i still think you like ****
So sit down you lanky fu(k
and write some more rhymes.
Good luck.
I'll see you next time.
But you, always begging, "tell me I'm the sh*t"
You wanna talk about my game
your piece don't ever change
I get a different hoe every day
You been with yours since the 2nd grade
But that's cool, and I can respect
but come here talkin hot, what you expect??
You can make up stories bout my style
but I always get what I want, not once in a while
They don't call me Skillz cuz I have to ask
it's cuz I get any chick with my obvious class
I love how the lil guys, always talking bout my size
everyone know it's cuz your ego needs a rise
I'm sorry you were made so small
and I was given everything, I got it ALL
If you don't believe me ask your chick
cuz while you were sleeping she was lovin my D*ck!!
#171
Re: What happened to The Ryming thread this is for you J.D.
Originally Posted by MsSparkles38
Just stoppin in to say hey
and skillz...YOURE GAY
I am just joking
although youre probably smoking?!
but hey whats wrong with that?!
obviously the munchies wont make YOU fat
Deniro thinks hes superman
wait till skillz shows you who's the man!
(wow I kinda feel gay, but it was fun what can I say?)
and skillz...YOURE GAY
I am just joking
although youre probably smoking?!
but hey whats wrong with that?!
obviously the munchies wont make YOU fat
Deniro thinks hes superman
wait till skillz shows you who's the man!
(wow I kinda feel gay, but it was fun what can I say?)
John's a lucky guy cuz there is no other
But you better show some respect calling me gay
I didn't see your punk *** in VA
what's a matter did you have to study for a test
I remember being a child too I guess
but it's all good and you got one thing right
I can eat all I want and my *** is tight!!
Now I got Lawrence comming at me with beef
but to be honest his sh*t puts me to sleep
If I do nod off, can you do me a favor
Handle that lil b!tch *** hater!!
#172
Re: What happened to The Ryming thread this is for you J.D.
Originally Posted by skillz954
See the difference is I KNOW I'm god's gift
But you, always begging, "tell me I'm the sh*t"
You wanna talk about my game
your piece don't ever change
I get a different hoe every day
You been with yours since the 2nd grade
But that's cool, and I can respect
but come here talkin hot, what you expect??
You can make up stories bout my style
but I always get what I want, not once in a while
They don't call me Skillz cuz I have to ask
it's cuz I get any chick with my obvious class
I love how the lil guys, always talking bout my size
everyone know it's cuz your ego needs a rise
I'm sorry you were made so small
and I was given everything, I got it ALL
If you don't believe me ask your chick
cuz while you were sleeping she was lovin my D*ck!!
But you, always begging, "tell me I'm the sh*t"
You wanna talk about my game
your piece don't ever change
I get a different hoe every day
You been with yours since the 2nd grade
But that's cool, and I can respect
but come here talkin hot, what you expect??
You can make up stories bout my style
but I always get what I want, not once in a while
They don't call me Skillz cuz I have to ask
it's cuz I get any chick with my obvious class
I love how the lil guys, always talking bout my size
everyone know it's cuz your ego needs a rise
I'm sorry you were made so small
and I was given everything, I got it ALL
If you don't believe me ask your chick
cuz while you were sleeping she was lovin my D*ck!!
you proved it with your little shower bag
all full of lotions and cremes and facial scrubs
i'm suprised you didn't bring your rubber ducky in the tub
And i didn't make up **** about your throwing whack game to that kid
My girl was awake the whole time and saw what you did
or should i say what you tried to do
if she would have let you
True i have the same piece all the time
but my piece is worth more than i can rhyme
When you find something good stick with it
you'll find out if you stop bangin those fat chicks
You know who i mean. what's her name who was that girl
i saw pics of her and it made me hurl
So take your new chick everyday
After seeing the girls you bang it's no wonder you are gay.
Last edited by Mr.Gix; 05-11-2006 at 02:17 PM.
#173
Re: What happened to The Ryming thread this is for you J.D.
Originally Posted by Mr.Gix
Once again this fool comes back for more
spitting **** that has been said many times before
Go get yourself a dictionary to look up some new words
I'm sure you'll find many you've never heard
This is the last time i'm waisting any effort on you
don't come back again unless you have something new
websters will do your dumb *** well
you need some help i can tell
if i lost you anywhere here just let me know
and i'll give you a few hints on how to flow.
spitting **** that has been said many times before
Go get yourself a dictionary to look up some new words
I'm sure you'll find many you've never heard
This is the last time i'm waisting any effort on you
don't come back again unless you have something new
websters will do your dumb *** well
you need some help i can tell
if i lost you anywhere here just let me know
and i'll give you a few hints on how to flow.
#174
Re: What happened to The Ryming thread this is for you J.D.
Originally Posted by skillz954
MsSparkles it's a good thing I love ya
John's a lucky guy cuz there is no other
But you better show some respect calling me gay
I didn't see your punk *** in VA
what's a matter did you have to study for a test
I remember being a child too I guess
but it's all good and you got one thing right
I can eat all I want and my *** is tight!!
Now I got Lawrence comming at me with beef
but to be honest his sh*t puts me to sleep
If I do nod off, can you do me a favor
Handle that lil b!tch *** hater!!
John's a lucky guy cuz there is no other
But you better show some respect calling me gay
I didn't see your punk *** in VA
what's a matter did you have to study for a test
I remember being a child too I guess
but it's all good and you got one thing right
I can eat all I want and my *** is tight!!
Now I got Lawrence comming at me with beef
but to be honest his sh*t puts me to sleep
If I do nod off, can you do me a favor
Handle that lil b!tch *** hater!!
she a cool girl like no other
I knew her since last year
And even then she thought you were queer
And she has probably never even met you
And if shes lucky she will never get to
So lay off John's girl cause his english teachin *** will bring it hard
Cause his milkshake brings all the girls to the yard.
#178
Re: What happened to The Ryming thread this is for you J.D.
Originally Posted by Mr.Gix
My chick thinks your a ***
you proved it with your little shower bag
all full of lotions and cremes and facial scrubs
i'm suprised you didn't bring your rubber ducky in the tub
And i didn't make up **** about your throwing whack game to that kid
My girl was awake the whole time and saw what you did
or should i say what you tried to do
if she would have let you
True i have the same piece all the time
but my piece is worth more than i can rhyme
When you find something good stick with it
you'll find out if you stop bangin those fat chicks
You know who i mean. what's her name Xxx Xxxx
i saw pics of her and it made me hurl
So take your new chick everyday
After seeing the girls you bang it's no wonder you are gay.
you proved it with your little shower bag
all full of lotions and cremes and facial scrubs
i'm suprised you didn't bring your rubber ducky in the tub
And i didn't make up **** about your throwing whack game to that kid
My girl was awake the whole time and saw what you did
or should i say what you tried to do
if she would have let you
True i have the same piece all the time
but my piece is worth more than i can rhyme
When you find something good stick with it
you'll find out if you stop bangin those fat chicks
You know who i mean. what's her name Xxx Xxxx
i saw pics of her and it made me hurl
So take your new chick everyday
After seeing the girls you bang it's no wonder you are gay.
she's been married to you and never gets laid
It's ok Gix, just cuz she's used to bigger d*cks
Maybe you could sit and watch a flick
while I take good care of your chick.
she'd apprieciate the way I care for my skin
I saw all that dry, flaky sh*t on your shins
Could have listen to me and used some lotion
But now you put this sh*t talking in motion
Wanna know why your girl was awake
she was waitin for a real man, for goodness sake!!
So she may have heard me being a gentlemen
but when it's sex with me they always win!!
So you talkin ish bout one bad decision
but at least I don't leg hump like it's my religion
Cuz I can go out and get what I like
you haven't touched wifey in so long, I think she's a dyke!!
Last edited by skillz954; 05-11-2006 at 02:17 PM.
#179
Re: What happened to The Ryming thread this is for you J.D.
Originally Posted by Mr.Gix
Yo don't talk **** to Heather
she a cool girl like no other
I knew her since last year
And even then she thought you were queer
And she has probably never even met you
And if shes lucky she will never get to
So lay off John's girl cause his english teachin *** will bring it hard
Cause his milkshake brings all the girls to the yard.
she a cool girl like no other
I knew her since last year
And even then she thought you were queer
And she has probably never even met you
And if shes lucky she will never get to
So lay off John's girl cause his english teachin *** will bring it hard
Cause his milkshake brings all the girls to the yard.
haven't heard a witty line in a while
you're only defense is callin me gay
but it sounds like you got **** on the brain
Don't got to tell me about John's chick
but maybe you should get off his d*ck
you try telling me how to rhyme
then steal Kanye's b!tche's lines??
#180
Re: What happened to The Ryming thread this is for you J.D.
Originally Posted by Mr.Gix
Nah it's all in fun. Skillz is my boy.