FSPalex

My Wheelie Poem.

i wish apon a midnight star
that i would get hit by a car

maybe i'll do a can can too
and wheelie right into you

now i hear the sirens near
but i'll tell the cops it was just a deer.

crtchrktrcr

ahahhahahahahhahaha alex for president!

Tony Carbajal

hahaha that was the best


+1 alex for president :YEAH

Z-UNIT

you just wanna be his monica lewinsky...u man meat luving *****

Tony Carbajal

Z-UNIT

i see u lurking joo

crtchrktrcr

tony don't u laugh!!


roses are red,
violets are blue
zack loves the ****
oh this is true

he likes it day n night
whenever he can
he is only happy
when he is gettin railed by a man

Tony Carbajal

Z-UNIT

crtchsniffer likes men of all sorts
he likes men at night
he likes them in tight shorts
he likes men on bikes

dont let his g/f fool you
she has a bigger tool than u do
a post-op tranny at best
he luvs to rub her hairy chest

crtchsniffer luvs the ****
***** is his god
hes got handjobs on lock
and claims his gay **** collection is fraud

we all know this is not true
he luvs to deepthroat until he turns blue

Z-UNIT

dam maybe i shud become a poet?

crtchrktrcr

zack is a jew
and you know it's true
he's sucked more **** than pamela anderson times 2!
you know he wishes he was hung like tommy lee,
but the poor little guy still has to sit down to pee
he may be a little pudgy
but that doesn't stop him from packin that fudgy
he has dreams about men that would make us sick
but all he wants is to go rodeo on ricky martins d|ck

crtchrktrcr

zack you should just quit,
we all see your sexual tension
just keep your tiny package to yourself
no need to crave attention
attention from men is what you want
bent over doggy style is what u'll get
you'll get it from tom bruce and larry
it's their bone that they will burry
but i guess that's the not the only thing u like that's hairy
horses, donkeys, kittens & dogs
anything and everything that has *****
homosexual thoughts fill your dreams
go jerk off with some aids killing bleach cream

Z-UNIT

crtchsniffer is the real jew here
he guzzles man juice like he guzzles beer
he wishes he cud give my "tommy lee" a try
that wont happen though,
i only liek to see his sister cry
this thread is so sweet,
i luv it as much , as he luvs man meat
his eye sights real bad
from all the facials hes had
he tells me his butthole is open game
and that lots of guys have come and came

crtchrktrcr

i do guzzle beer because i am of age
closest you've come is fvckin 21 guys with aids
you made my sister cry
this is true,
only when she saw you were an uncircumsized jew
you mention man meat like it's going out of style
maybe you haven't gotten railed in a while
it could be your fat
or maybe your ugly face
just go retreat and jerk off to your roomate

oops i forgot
you still live at home
guess you can't get pleasure till daddy comes home
when he pulls in, it is time
better hurry and get in the *** guzzling line

BLONDE BOMBER

great thread!!!

Z-UNIT

crtchsniffers real dream was to become an altar boy
so father john gacy, cud play with his little toy
gay **** really gives him his fix
the gurl in exorcist, isnt the only one who *********** with a cruxifix
he luvs men to pound him from behind
reminds him of "daddy" and the good times
he cudnt wait for the first day of boyscouts
so all the counslers could try him out

crtchrktrcr

i see you mention crucifixes, church n boys
seem to revolve around gay sex toys
once you grow up you'll surely see
how great a pvssy can be
but in the meantime i guess gayass is your game
if that's the case i guess you'll be in the hall of fame
you poke and prod men like a doctor
even heard of you lubin them up with betty crocker
even blonde bomber can see
you and richard simmons are truly meant to be

crtchrktrcr

time to go work on my bike.
i'll be back by the end of the night
too bad zack won't be here
he'll be the caboose on a line of queers
take your time and think it threw
but hey good news
you're the first gay stunting jew!

FSPalex

zack whipped it out in front of your sis??