Stunt Poem
#161
Re: Stunt Poem
well ya if i had a piece of the cars that we ship out to over seas i'd be sittin on like 10 racks a month (rack= 1 thousand dollars for you slow ppl) used car buisness can be boomin if you have a good location and buy the right cars.. if i owned one i'd be slangin bikes cars trucks whatever.. my bosses think like adults and buy honda civic sedans and fukin volvo station wagons and i hae to pitch those garabage whips to the public so it kinda hard sometimes.. when we had 1 rx7 dude bought it within 5 min of talkin to me :YEAH
#162
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Re: Stunt Poem
what?slot of people look for cheap ****?lolnot everyone cna jus buy an rx7.if u think about it.the genral public is looking for somehtign affordable..not an expensive sports car
#163
Re: Stunt Poem
not around this area playa... around this area ppl want buckets of scrapers or RWD for like 1500 or less fukin broke ****** maaan, only white americans buy like landcruisers and Lexus LX 470's mercedes blah blah blah but majority want cars for like 2500-4000$
but buisness sometimes can be slow as **** and thast not good for me cause depending on customers to get paid has its negatives
but buisness sometimes can be slow as **** and thast not good for me cause depending on customers to get paid has its negatives
#164
Re: Stunt Poem
I don't know about ya'll,
But I love to go stuntin'
Been doin it for a year,
It's like a drug or somethin.
I used to hit the freeways,
I don't do it anymore,
Now I stick to parking lots,
Cause you can do so much more.
I watch all my videos,
Then I go and practice,
Until like 4 in the morning,
Then I hit the mattress.
I'm more comfortable on my bike,
Than I am in my car,
When doing no handers,
Or even dragging my bar.
I've been doing this slow ****,
On stock gearing for a while,
Just moved up to 60 teeth,
Now I have a whole different style.
I want a hand brake,
More than you know,
So I can do my High Chairs,
Really really slow.
I try to do those circles,
But the fvcking thing won't turn,
I guess those things are going,
To take a little while to learn.
I hope one day,
I can get the respect,
Like the guys at the top,
Who we all call the "best"
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But I love to go stuntin'
Been doin it for a year,
It's like a drug or somethin.
I used to hit the freeways,
I don't do it anymore,
Now I stick to parking lots,
Cause you can do so much more.
I watch all my videos,
Then I go and practice,
Until like 4 in the morning,
Then I hit the mattress.
I'm more comfortable on my bike,
Than I am in my car,
When doing no handers,
Or even dragging my bar.
I've been doing this slow ****,
On stock gearing for a while,
Just moved up to 60 teeth,
Now I have a whole different style.
I want a hand brake,
More than you know,
So I can do my High Chairs,
Really really slow.
I try to do those circles,
But the fvcking thing won't turn,
I guess those things are going,
To take a little while to learn.
I hope one day,
I can get the respect,
Like the guys at the top,
Who we all call the "best"
____________________________
Jesse Jacobs
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<img src="http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b330/JesseJacobs/MAGAZINE.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"><br><br>
</center>
#165
Re: Stunt Poem
thank god jesse is bringin the thread back... theromans i'm jus fvckin with you.. i thought the first paragraph was pretty good... and skooler shut it bytch unless you're rhyming! nobody cares about what daddy does for a living!
and the only experience i ever had with this **** was in college we'd get super loaded and freestyle intoa 4 track..then listen to it a few days later, **** was soooo funny, can't believe what would come outta our mouths... good **** tho everybody! just wish we should change the title on the thread! keep it up
and the only experience i ever had with this **** was in college we'd get super loaded and freestyle intoa 4 track..then listen to it a few days later, **** was soooo funny, can't believe what would come outta our mouths... good **** tho everybody! just wish we should change the title on the thread! keep it up
#166
Re: Stunt Poem
Thats what im sayin,
Bring back the rhymes,
crtchrktrcr and I,
Were havin good times.
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Bring back the rhymes,
crtchrktrcr and I,
Were havin good times.
_________________________
Jesse Jacobs
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#167
Re: Stunt Poem
Some one outa run this white boy through a black powder coater
cause he's spitin out sh't faster than a rev. limited motor
Mad props to the man on the baby blue bike
The streets of Nevada just meet it's new fright
And this out to you the middleschool kid
You were the one that need wear a lid
cause he's spitin out sh't faster than a rev. limited motor
Mad props to the man on the baby blue bike
The streets of Nevada just meet it's new fright
And this out to you the middleschool kid
You were the one that need wear a lid
#168
Re: Stunt Poem
the middleschooler kid is out of a bike
some duder came in and stole it in the middle of the night
maybe they were jealous of his prodigy skill
when he finds that person, that's who he is going to kill
dude on the blue bike has changed the game
i think he's just another pretty boy kane
we can't deny jessejacobs is the man
once this mag comes out we'll all read it on the can
lets just hope it's not filled with ****
with any luck it'll be a big hit
maybe if i'm nice to him for a while
he'll put me in his mag filled with style
i'll be a big star
and roll coasters so far
maybe even paint my bike blue
and be a pretty boy too
some duder came in and stole it in the middle of the night
maybe they were jealous of his prodigy skill
when he finds that person, that's who he is going to kill
dude on the blue bike has changed the game
i think he's just another pretty boy kane
we can't deny jessejacobs is the man
once this mag comes out we'll all read it on the can
lets just hope it's not filled with ****
with any luck it'll be a big hit
maybe if i'm nice to him for a while
he'll put me in his mag filled with style
i'll be a big star
and roll coasters so far
maybe even paint my bike blue
and be a pretty boy too
#169
Re: Stunt Poem
crutch is a rapper in disguise
and all the grandmas think hes fly
he likes their wrinkles and white hair
and in no time rips off his underwear
hey i tried dont hate
sorry crutch had to aim at you since no one spits that hot fire like you
and all the grandmas think hes fly
he likes their wrinkles and white hair
and in no time rips off his underwear
hey i tried dont hate
sorry crutch had to aim at you since no one spits that hot fire like you
#172
Re: Stunt Poem
Ive been reading this thread for 45 minutes id say
and all but a bit of it is extremely gay
white boys posting up rhymes that they spit
trying to hide that their stunt skillz are ****
whats wrong with big sprockets? i rock 53,
tryin to be the best rider i can be
if ridin pizza cutters is just what it takes,
then so be it....Im still killin circles in Z-units FACE!
LMFAO!!!!!! J/K boyz!! rhyme it up!!
and all but a bit of it is extremely gay
white boys posting up rhymes that they spit
trying to hide that their stunt skillz are ****
whats wrong with big sprockets? i rock 53,
tryin to be the best rider i can be
if ridin pizza cutters is just what it takes,
then so be it....Im still killin circles in Z-units FACE!
LMFAO!!!!!! J/K boyz!! rhyme it up!!
#173
Re: Stunt Poem
tneck i listened to what you had to say
but judging from your avatar you're the one who's gay
53 tooth is nothing large at all
a circle isn't starting to turn and then taking a fall
so go back and think, about what you just said
if you're a "founding member" shouldnl't you be dead
you opened your mouth, and garbage came out
your rhyming skills is what i must doubt
now go back and think about what you've done
practice what you preach while i'm up on one
but judging from your avatar you're the one who's gay
53 tooth is nothing large at all
a circle isn't starting to turn and then taking a fall
so go back and think, about what you just said
if you're a "founding member" shouldnl't you be dead
you opened your mouth, and garbage came out
your rhyming skills is what i must doubt
now go back and think about what you've done
practice what you preach while i'm up on one
#177
Re: Stunt Poem
Originally Posted by JD
Why is it that everyone that posts up a battle rhyme to me, i respond to...then they seem to not reply back? hrmm....
didnt think you needed more roasting
but i see your *** *** is still sittin here boasting
wow your so great. . . not really im kidding
kids best move is pedal bike skidding.
you talk mad **** bout rhyming so sick..
neglecting to mention how your on the ****.
OOh look at me im gonna be famous..
i get all the girls, yah right your *** is heinous.
little country boys talkin all this noise
riding peoples bikes...really riding toys.
your imagination i see, is really very vivid.
but if you rapped in competition, people would be livid.
theyd be mad cuz you suck and you claim your the best
buggin everybody, time to squash this little pest.
step off son. i aint scared of your gun.
claim you rhyme for real, well i rhyme for fun.
and you still couldnt see me, but would like to be me.
i got the hottest girl, she should be on tv.
but i dont like to share, so i keep her at home.
and whenever im gone, she calls me on the phone.
i say that im out for a ride..
truth is im with your girl and my **** is inside.
shes an ugly ***** but sometimes you gotta do it.
i just use her as a dumpster for my fluid.
so son, shut your trap. you really cant rap.
do what you do best and lie on your back.
take it like a *****, as i cut you up like a surgeon.
now everybody knows your a ***** not a person.
i like how you quote movies mr. denzel
your friend didnt wanna battle cuz he knew it'd be hell.
speakin of your training day...im surgical with this *****.
now step back, and sit down, b4 i kill you like a snitch.
WUT WUT !! RUI !! REP !!
#179
Re: Stunt Poem
Originally Posted by 929_uR
i didnt bother posting
didnt think you needed more roasting
but i see your *** *** is still sittin here boasting
wow your so great. . . not really im kidding
kids best move is pedal bike skidding.
you talk mad **** bout rhyming so sick..
neglecting to mention how your on the ****.
OOh look at me im gonna be famous..
i get all the girls, yah right your *** is heinous.
little country boys talkin all this noise
riding peoples bikes...really riding toys.
your imagination i see, is really very vivid.
but if you rapped in competition, people would be livid.
theyd be mad cuz you suck and you claim your the best
buggin everybody, time to squash this little pest.
step off son. i aint scared of your gun.
claim you rhyme for real, well i rhyme for fun.
and you still couldnt see me, but would like to be me.
i got the hottest girl, she should be on tv.
but i dont like to share, so i keep her at home.
and whenever im gone, she calls me on the phone.
i say that im out for a ride..
truth is im with your girl and my **** is inside.
shes an ugly ***** but sometimes you gotta do it.
i just use her as a dumpster for my fluid.
so son, shut your trap. you really cant rap.
do what you do best and lie on your back.
take it like a *****, as i cut you up like a surgeon.
now everybody knows your a ***** not a person.
i like how you quote movies mr. denzel
your friend didnt wanna battle cuz he knew it'd be hell.
speakin of your training day...im surgical with this *****.
now step back, and sit down, b4 i kill you like a snitch.
WUT WUT !! RUI !! REP !!
didnt think you needed more roasting
but i see your *** *** is still sittin here boasting
wow your so great. . . not really im kidding
kids best move is pedal bike skidding.
you talk mad **** bout rhyming so sick..
neglecting to mention how your on the ****.
OOh look at me im gonna be famous..
i get all the girls, yah right your *** is heinous.
little country boys talkin all this noise
riding peoples bikes...really riding toys.
your imagination i see, is really very vivid.
but if you rapped in competition, people would be livid.
theyd be mad cuz you suck and you claim your the best
buggin everybody, time to squash this little pest.
step off son. i aint scared of your gun.
claim you rhyme for real, well i rhyme for fun.
and you still couldnt see me, but would like to be me.
i got the hottest girl, she should be on tv.
but i dont like to share, so i keep her at home.
and whenever im gone, she calls me on the phone.
i say that im out for a ride..
truth is im with your girl and my **** is inside.
shes an ugly ***** but sometimes you gotta do it.
i just use her as a dumpster for my fluid.
so son, shut your trap. you really cant rap.
do what you do best and lie on your back.
take it like a *****, as i cut you up like a surgeon.
now everybody knows your a ***** not a person.
i like how you quote movies mr. denzel
your friend didnt wanna battle cuz he knew it'd be hell.
speakin of your training day...im surgical with this *****.
now step back, and sit down, b4 i kill you like a snitch.
WUT WUT !! RUI !! REP !!