JD

Dammit I am late for family fvck time!
Tell the fam, your sis and mother sorry but I will be there by 9
I will beat from behind, skeet on their spine
They call me Pretty Ricky, cuz on me they will grind (grind w/ me song)

My rhyme stay on point, how you lovin that?
Im up to bat, fvck it, its a homerun, i swung and broke the bat
You can have it back, here it in two pieces
Im the master @ makin a masterpiece quick, droppin it then I'm leavin'
Why you heavy breathin? There aint no need for gettin scared now
You seen the avatar pop off, mess around and ya catch a *POW*

Your rhymes dont even rhyme, not a hint of a punchline
Your weak, would need 8 friends to bust one 9.....

Im the best and there is no beatin this...
How come everyone of your raps have a handful of gay references
I guess we know what your preference is..
You end your rhymes with: "To my gay peeps, i meant no disrespect wit this"
Mess around I'll just kill this kid...
If this battle was a real battle put R.I.P on this b1tch...



-JD

JesseJacobs

Ha Ha Ha that **** is funny.

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KUTZ

Your Wheelies is garbage listen up man!
They make Oscar the Grouch come out of his can
You need some new education so get your notebook ,you Tool
and give up your stuntng to ride your fiddy to school
The last thing we want is to see one more squid
So quit riding around like a pretty boy with no lid
I'm not quite shure you get the whole jist
get back on your bike and give that throttle a twist

And as for all of this slim shady ****...
It's pretty damn funny I must admit

'in Homos

JesseJacobs

Yo JD!!!
Your talkin' to much shlt,
The words that your spittin,
Would never make a hit.

You don't know how to rhyme,
Your words dont make sense,
You don't know how to spell,
Or make a sentence.

You have a gun shooting,
In your Avatar,
I thought this was a Stunt site,
Not a place to "act" hard.

Can you even ride?
I'd really like to know,
How many times you've hit your bar,
Or even done a show.

Let's see some pictures,
Of you on here riding,
I don't think that you can,
Cause your to busy crying.

I dont want to cause trouble,
I dont want to cause a fight,
I just want to leave this desk,
And go ride my fvcking bike.

Boyashaka!!!!!!!!!!

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KUTZ

I don't know about this
I think you're all Liars
So put a chain around your mom
and blow out your rear tire

JD

My words dont make a hit, they make a classic
You couldnt give away your rhymes on cd, i wouldnt crack the plastic..
Your bikes tight, but your rhymes def not the baddest
You get 3 out of 10, your ***** below average
I cant spell? Im in a hurry and barely tryin so no need for spellcheck afterward

This IS a stunt site, i'm not acting hard
I BEEN hard, NEVER an actor, so I dont ACT at all
I can ride a bike, but nah never owned one
Im not a stunter, your not a rapper, admit it, yep got owned son...
This kid is on one, but not talkin' one wheel
Im talkin bout on point, without speakin i could cop a deal
You see the cops and chill...you may be an informant
I murder people with rhymes for a living, consider this your warning

I agree with one thing ya said, im ready to leave this desk..
Ima ride my friends F4i tonight i bet
Your a rookie, I'ma vet, but nah I dont treat animals
You got a bike and I dont, WOW, DAMN YOUR SO COOL!




-JD

JesseJacobs

I'm not wearing a helmet,
It was for a magazine,
Something you could never imagine,
Or could ever dream.

Your on here talking shlt,
And you have no clue,
How to get off 4 wheels,
And only stick to 2.

I'm not going to waste,
anymore of my precious time,
When you get a bike,
Then your *** is mine.

Boyashaka!!!!!!

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skillz954

OK I'll give that one to ya, spittin some skillz there boy!!

KUTZ

good **** man

JD

Thanks...i been writin rhymes for a while, i havent in a long time...but i freestyle at partys and stuff...id like to record a demo cd, and am in the process of gettin info for it....this right here doesnt really showcase my skills, i dont think anyway.....

but thanks again!


I heart this thread!

JD

Where is Jarsh at??!?!!?

JesseJacobs

this shlt is fun. I have never written a poem or anything in my life until now. Ha Ha lets keep this shlt going.


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skillz954

I think it's also more impressive in person when you can see the person is just flowing off the top of their heads instead of sitting there thinking about it typin away ya know??

middleschooler

haha.i ahvent evven read any of this threead but id just like to point out that kelms threads always seem to be the biggest longest mmost drama filled threads on sutnlife.KELM U DOUCHE

JD

Thats funny but this is about the only thread of his that isnt full of drama, just everyone havin fun talkin trash but in fun though! :YEAH

middleschooler

still long and poitnless

JD

EXACTLY! Its real funny, me and my friend I grew up with(which I introduced to freestylin') will go to some persons party and they will have like 5 or 6 people up there flowin....we start battlin with these strangers, and 95% of the time they sit down or walk off/give up...they dont get mad though, they give props...
Yah its not that easy to do, people think it is until they actually try it..
Freestylin is a million times harder then "keystylin" (off the top but typing it down so there is a delay)
Not only in lyrics but its all about delivering the lyrics and how you do it...if you sound all monotone but have good lyrics its still garbage...

We had one freestyle battle not this summer but the one before, and it was 2 strangers i had never met and about 3 or 4 people I knew..the 2 strangers were DAMN good...they murdered me, well 1 of them did...the other guy made a reference to me referring to something else in the room...so the next time i was up, i grabbed a stack of this guys DVD's/games and made a reference/punchline/metaphor with each title to him....the whole party was ROLLIN....good times good times... :YEAH

-JD

skillz954

That ish is hot man, these kids in Basic used to battle all the time and they'd spit about anything you threw at them!!

TheRomanSF415x

the part about rippin ppl off and takin their money made me laugh but it made me said when you said none of money goes to me seein as how i do only get 20% but i mena hey would u rather cap on me for working at used car lot or a piece of **** place like mcdonalds or booger king know what i mean so i'm ahead of some ****** on this site

i apprciate the rookie love ..

middleschooler

my dad sells cars and makes a grip of money.....he started selling cars on the side fo the rode now he owns 4 used car dealerships.......and lives pretty comfortably